Reviews
  • Nathan F 5 years ago

    Launch Too short

    Montezooma's Revenge packs a lot of fun into a very, very short layout. The spikes deliver fun airtime. The loop is powerful. The launch is powerful. Everything about this ride is really well done. Th...

  • Nathan F 5 years ago

    Theming Hangtime Rattle Dead spots

    Mystery Mine is an amazing ride and a terrible coaster. It is extraordinarily well themed most of the way through the ride. The theming complements the roller coaster sections extremely well. Unfortun...

  • Nathan F 5 years ago

    Fun Rattle Discomfort

    Racer 75 is a fun ride, not a good ride. It's got a rattle to it, enough to be uncomfortable, but not enough to make it not fun. There isn't amazing airtime, but there isn't no airtime either. This is...

  • Nathan F 5 years ago

    Fun Rattle Discomfort

    Racer 75 is a fun ride, not a good ride. It's got a rattle to it, enough to be uncomfortable, but not enough to make it not fun. There isn't amazing airtime, but there isn't no airtime either. This is...

  • Nathan F 5 years ago

    Theming Duration Airtimes

    Big Thunder Mountain Railroad is a family coaster. However, it is a ridiculously well-themed family coaster. The redone finale is quite impressive, and the ride is quite entertaining. I highly recomme...

  • Nathan F 5 years ago

    Inversions Rattle Disappointing! Dead spots

    Firebird is very mediocre in just about everything. Its first loop is spectacular, but after that, it's a long, boring ride through some fairly rough elements. The corkscrew is abysmal. This ride is b...

  • Nathan F 5 years ago

    Theming Launch Discomfort

    Revenge of the Mummy is a very well done ride. The coaster part itself is a low-end launched coaster. It's perfectly smooth. It's not amazingly forceful in there, but it's all right. Revenge of the Mu...

  • Nathan F 5 years ago

    Theming Discomfort

    Orlando's Space Mountain is the star of the Magic Kingdom park. The coaster itself is mediocre, but the theming is impressively done. There are times where the theming is unconvincing, particularly on...

  • Nathan F 5 years ago

    Theming Discomfort

    Orlando's Space Mountain is the star of the Magic Kingdom park. The coaster itself is mediocre, but the theming is impressively done. There are times where the theming is unconvincing, particularly on...

  • Nathan F 5 years ago

    Theming Rattle Discomfort

    Matterhorn Bobsleds is a fun ride, but not a particularly good roller coaster. Disneyland has never been able to make the trains comfortable. The ride is really old, and that can be apparent in the ro...

  • Nathan F 5 years ago

    Theming Rattle Discomfort

    Matterhorn Bobsleds is a fun ride, but not a particularly good roller coaster. Disneyland has never been able to make the trains comfortable. The ride is really old, and that can be apparent in the ro...

  • Nathan F 5 years ago

    Pace Fun Smoothness Too short

    InvadR is a high-intensity family coaster, or a low-intensity thrill coaster. Busch Gardens clearly intended for it to be the former. It doesn't have a lot of airtime, but it doesn't have a lot of hei...

  • Nathan F 5 years ago

    Theming Launch Fun

    Rock 'n' Roller Coaster is probably Disney World's best coaster independently of theming. However, the theming is a little subpar by Disney standards. The coaster itself doesn't do much to distinguish...

  • Nathan F 5 years ago

    First Drop Theming Duration Rattle

    Verbolten is a pretty good ride. Verbolten is definitely on the smaller end, so don't expect a world breaker. However, it is incredibly intense. The helix in the show building is incredibly forceful. ...

  • Nathan F 5 years ago

    Airtimes First Drop Rattle Disappointing! Dead spots

    Superman was disappointing. It's very imposing, lending itself to being the star of the park. Unfortunately, the straight sections don't do much to make the ride fun. The helices are pretty rattly. Th...

  • Nathan F 5 years ago

    Theming Capacity Smoothness Dead spots

    I prefer this Space Mountain to the one in Orlando. This one has a fantastic soundtrack by Michael Giacchino. The theming feels quite elaborate. The coaster itself isn't spectacular, but as a whole ex...

  • Nathan F 5 years ago

    Fun Intensity Rattle

    I liked Hurler far more than most seem to. Hurler was rattly, but not so rattly it was painful. I particularly enjoyed the sweeping turns Hurler did. It feels like it has a lot of speed going, and tha...

  • Nathan F 5 years ago

    Nice surprise! Comfort Rattle Capacity

    Nighthawk was far better than I was expecting. Nighthawk isn't the best coaster ever, but it's a pretty solid depth coaster. I rode in the back row and felt a small rattle being absorbed by the seat p...

  • Nathan F 5 years ago

    Nice surprise! Intensity

    Sierra Sidewinder is a smaller coaster, and it's located in Camp Snoopy. These factors combined to give me pretty mild expectations for Sierra Sidewinder. These expectations were absolutely shattered ...

  • Nathan F 5 years ago

    Pace Layout Rattle

    Roar is really fun. It's very long, and it's got a lot of great headchopper moments. There are a lot of fun positive g's. Unfortunately, all these years of positive g's have lead to a pretty uncomfort...

  • Nathan F 5 years ago

    Theming Launch Rattle

    Flight of Fear is an incredibly themed launch coaster. The theming in the spaghetti bowl is not fantastic, but the queue is well-themed. This theme isn't super cohesive, but it works. The ride itself ...

  • Nathan F 5 years ago

    Layout Rattle

    Roar wasn't a perfect ride, but it was good. The layout was amazing, plenty of length and potentially great moments. It had a lot of positive G forces, but that led to a kinda rough ride. Roar wasn't ...

  • Nathan F 5 years ago

    Theming Dead spots

    Expedition Everest would be an absolutely bizarre, but generally mediocre roller coaster without the theming. Everest isn't amazingly forceful throughout most of its layout. The helix is pretty good. ...

  • Nathan F 5 years ago

    Location Layout Duration Rattle Discomfort

    Loch Ness Monster is an amazing Arrow. The loops are fantastic. The ride is beautiful. The helix is fun. However, there are a few moments where the ride shows its age. There's some rough transitions, ...

  • Nathan F 5 years ago

    Pace Smoothness Too short

    Tennessee Tornado is amazing while it lasts, but it's incredibly short. The inversions are a little wonky, but this isn't noticeable from on the ride. It produces great forces through each inversion. ...

  • Nathan F 5 years ago

    Lap Bar Nice surprise! Launch

    Joker's Jinx is great. It's the best coaster at the park. It's kinda loud, particularly during the launch, but the launch is great. The ride is smooth. It's a perfect amount of whippy. Joker's Jinx wa...

  • Nathan F 5 years ago

    First Drop Smoothness Dead spots Layout

    Dominator is a pretty good floorless coaster. Dominator starts off strong, and just diminishes in quality from there. The first drop is outstanding, and the first loop is amazing. By the time you get ...

  • Nathan F 5 years ago

    Inversions Location Smoothness Theming

    Silver Bullet is not a spectacular invert, but it doesn't really do anything badly. It has one strong overbank that feels like an inversion, that moment is particularly powerful. The corkscrews at the...

  • Nathan F 5 years ago

    Theming Fun Duration Dead spots

    Incredicoaster, as with most Disney coasters, is not amazing. However, it is extremely fun. It is one of the longest coasters in the world. The loop is a bit rattly, but fun. The theming, while subpar...

  • Nathan F 5 years ago

    Smoothness Layout Theming

    Medusa is super fun. The inversions are great. The ride is smooth. Medusa packs a strong punch. Medusa is a bit on the ugly side, but it's a fun ride nonetheless.