Coaster reviews

Intensity Headbanging Harness Discomfort

traumatic brain injury simulator

Fun Headbanging Discomfort

comically rough for a coaster intended for children

Airtimes Nice surprise! Ejectors Too short Dead spots

shocked by how good this is, some of the best drops on a coaster in my opinion. wish there was a bit more going on, though

Inversions Headbanging

one of those coasters that makes you go "why is it like that?"

Airtimes Fun Duration Rattle

very rattly, but one of the most fun classic woodies out there.

Inversions Fun Hangtime Headbanging Discomfort

some of the best hangtime i’ve had on an arrow coaster. on those corkscrews. the breaks after the first loop cause you to take them very slow, so you get some great hangtime on it. there is a shit ton of head banging on this though, even for an arrow looper, and because of that, i enjoy it way less than i should

Inversions Intensity Discomfort

the first coaster to have 4 inversions. the inversions are really fun and intense. doesn't do anything whatsoever outside of that, though.

Location Fun Rattle

one of the best arrow mine trains out there. mild, but fun first half, and two very great drops in the second half.

Fun Rattle Dead spots

probably the worst arrow mine train, it feels way shorter than all the others, and doesn't even have a good ending drop like on most mine trains. it just ends with a very gradual helix. not one of the worst coasters out there, but one of the least remarkable.

Inversions Headbanging Pointless

arrow dynamics corkscrew. you weren't missing out on much with this one.

Location Intensity Rattle Discomfort

i'm a sucker for coasters that beat me up but maybe Tone it down a bit. like maybe make it so i'm able to walk after i finish your coaster please, thank you

First Drop Location Rattle Discomfort Dead spots

the 2 stars are entirely because of the first 15 seconds of the ride. amazing first drop and first 2 inversions. it's a shame that the rest of the ride feels like it was designed by a lobotomized person

Theming Fun Duration Dead spots

an insanely fun mine train with immaculate theming. absolute classic for a reason. some dead spots, though, that’s a problem with every mine train though

Fun Dead spots

it does the job

Location Smoothness Dead spots

this ride just doesn’t do anything when it comes to forces, but it isn’t rough. so at least there’s that.

Airtimes First Drop Rattle Discomfort

despite this being the exact same coaster as rollin thunder at tropic falls, it feels a lot worse. with rollin thunder, at least the rattle would just shake the train around. but for this one, the rattle is a lot worse and causes it to feel like a dang earthquake. it does have a good first drop and some nice airtime, but it rides very bad.

Airtimes First Drop Fun Rattle

in my opinion, this might be the most underrated coaster ever. the drops on this are amazing, providing some very great airtime, and the helixes on this have insane laterals. suffers a bit from a rattle, but this thing is 100 years old so it being rough isn't really a shocker lol

Inversions Launch Intensity Too short

yeah this is the best b&m wing coaster. unless i ride that gigantic wing coaster at wuxi sunac land (which will probably never happen lol), i don't see much beating this one

Nice surprise! Location Fun Rattle

suffers from a bit of a rattle, but wow this thing is shockingly good. great location, a very great finale, and an overall really fun coaster

Airtimes First Drop Fun Dead spots

there is no such thing as a bad b&m hyper, but the trims on this slow it down too much for me. thankfully the floater airtime on this thing is great so it's still a good ride

First Drop Inversions Intensity Too short Discomfort

definitely the best out of any arrow looper i've been on. still not a huge fan of how these ride, and this one is a bit too short, but the first drop and inversions on this thing are really great

Launch Fun Intensity Harness Discomfort

usually i do not have problems with comfort collars but riding the back on this thing kinda hurts because of them. outside of that though, these models are very fun and, despite the discomfort, this one is very fun too

First Drop Inversions Fun Too short

suffers the usual problem the eurofighter clones usually have, as it is super short, but it is very good for what it is

Inversions Intensity Smoothness

probably the most underrated coaster i've been on, one of my favorite inverts

Fun Headbanging Harness

i don't hate the early vekoma sfc coasters as much as others, but this still isn't pleasant.

Airtimes Lap Bar Fun Rattle Discomfort

definitely rough, but a very fun classic wooden coaster. definitely an underrated coaster imo

Airtimes Layout Ejectors Lap Bar

would be a 5/5 if the u bricks didn't exist

First Drop Inversions Fun Too short

one of the less rough eurofighters i've been on. way too short, but still a great time. i rode this like 14 times when i was vacationing in portland lol

Inversions Location Intensity

the best out of all the superman layouts because this one is basically a terrain coaster. this coaster was originally only intended for over georgia, and you can tell considering the fact that the other 2 ultimate flights are just over concrete lol

Airtimes First Drop Fun Dead spots

no clue why they cloned this one considering that the one at darien lake was designed specifically for being over a lake. so the straight track and general strange layout makes less sense as it doesn't have an excuse to be like that. thankfully, this ride is very dang fun and has some super nice airtime near the end