Coaster reviews

Intensity Headbanging Harness Discomfort

an slc that is slightly worse than the majority of the slcs i've rode, wouldn't recommend

Airtimes Fun Ejectors Harness

probably the best coaster that you can get at a boardwalk. some amazing airtime on this ride's first elements, and there is a bunch of whip on the twisted drops. wish it had a better restraint, though

Fun Discomfort

doesn't spin as much as i would like, but the laterals on these are always real fun

Airtimes First Drop Masterpiece

this coaster does everything i love. my favorite coaster ever, and i don't see many others beating it.

Fun Smoothness

pretty decent family coaster. that's all i really got to say about it lol

Fun Smoothness Dead spots

a rlly unique coaster. doesn't maintain it's pace the best due to the large amount of lift hills, but outside of that, it's pretty fun

Inversions Intensity

pretty comfortable for a vekoma boomerang due to the vest restraints

Inversions Intensity Smoothness

i am genuinely shocked at how smooth this coaster is, definitely the best SLC out there because of this.

Theming Fun Too short

better than your average family coaster because of the theming, but that's pretty much it lol

Launch Fun Intensity Dead spots

very fun outside of the fact that this ride's mid course break run slows it down wayyyy too much

Inversions Intensity Headbanging Discomfort

this one rides more badly than most boomerang but ehhhhh it doesn't matter like that much

Inversions Intensity Headbanging Discomfort

yeah its a vekoma boomerang. its pretty intense, but kinda rough. somehow not even the worse boomerang that's existed in this park though lol

Launch Fun Capacity

yeah it's an intamin impulse coaster. good launches, but nothing crazy.

Theming Fun Duration Dead spots

probably the best coaster that a 5 year old can ride. super fun, nothing that will knock your socks off, but you'll have a good time on it

Inversions Headbanging

one of those coasters that makes you go "why is it like that?"

First Drop Theming Nice surprise!

drops on this are really fun, and the theming is very vintage and campy. fun little ride

First Drop Inversions Intensity Harness

would honestly be the best coaster in the park if this didn't have the old hard intamin harnesses, but god damn this is still great.

Theming Nice surprise! Fun Discomfort

one of the most disorienting spinning coasters out there. reverchon spinners often spin a lot more to me than zamperla's version of the same layout, and this being in the dark makes it even more insane.

Theming Fun Intensity Dead spots

the best themed coaster i've been on, in my opinion. not the best layout, the parts before the backwards section are pretty forceless, but everything after that is incredible. the backwards helix is really intense for a coaster at a disney park, and the drop out of the mountain is awesome.

Airtimes Fun Intensity Rattle

lateral heaven

First Drop Inversions Fun Theming

a very good dive coaster, could they give the station a roof though

Launch Fun Hangtime

the harness isn’t that bad, nothing crazy but it’s a really good sky rocket ii

Airtimes Masterpiece Ejectors

if this one closes down i will cry and throw up

Comfort Fun Intensity Capacity

absurdly intense first turn after the drop, it’s genuinely kinda crazy for a family coaster

Fun Intensity Too short Discomfort

had some insane flipping on this, it is super intense. the flipping can get very uncomfortable, at least to me. either that or my stomach is very sensitive

Airtimes Fun Duration Rattle

very rattly, but one of the most fun classic woodies out there.

Inversions Headbanging Discomfort

this sure was a roller coaster

Discomfort Pointless Dead spots

never been on a wild mouse that has been this bad. even as someone who likes wild mouse coaster more than the average coaster enthusiast, this one is boring and doesn’t have very good laterals whatsoever

Inversions Intensity Duration

top tier floorless coaster imo, super fun and intense

Inversions Fun Hangtime Headbanging Discomfort

some of the best hangtime i’ve had on an arrow coaster. on those corkscrews. the breaks after the first loop cause you to take them very slow, so you get some great hangtime on it. there is a shit ton of head banging on this though, even for an arrow looper, and because of that, i enjoy it way less than i should