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Stampida (Blue) - PortAventura Park
Eyebrows 1 year ago

Layout Rattle Discomfort Pointless

i love how the trains turn and face each other. other than that, zzzzz.
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Shambhala - PortAventura Park
Eyebrows 1 year ago

Airtimes First Drop Comfort Dead spots

this is for sure the best v-train hyper, and the third best b&m hyper behind mako and fury. there is a mind-blowing speed hill in the middle of the layout that i had no idea about and i was blown away...

this is for sure the best v-train hyper, and the third best b&m hyper behind mako and fury. there is a mind-blowing speed hill in the middle of the layout that i had no idea about and i was blown away. seriously great ride. my only issue is the ride dies at the midcourse brakes. i wish it would keep its momentum after that.
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Dragon Khan - PortAventura Park
Eyebrows 1 year ago

Inversions Pace Fun Discomfort

reminded me of kumba more than hulk, which is a very good thing. the zero g roll is fantastic. it has a little bite to it, but not much more than any other classic b&m. it made me happy.
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Diablo - Tren de la Mina - PortAventura Park
Eyebrows 1 year ago

Fun Duration Discomfort Dead spots

silly little mine train. i enjoyed myself, but was a little bored. don't expect any forces at all.
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Wild Mouse - Beech Bend
Eyebrows 1 year ago

Disappointing! Discomfort Pointless

Heard that this was a crazy spinning machine, what I got was a rattly, heavily trimmed Wild Mouse that almost didn’t spin at all.
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Spinning Out - Beech Bend
Eyebrows 1 year ago

Rattle Discomfort Pointless

Interestingly, it’s the 3 loop layout rather than the 2 loop version. Doesn’t do a whole lot more, but it’s neat to be able to say I’ve done one.
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Kentucky Rumbler - Beech Bend
Eyebrows 1 year ago

Airtimes First Drop Smoothness

Great little GCI! I came out of this ride very pleasantly surprised. Lots of air throughout the layout and surprisingly smooth trackwork. The Titan Track on the turnaround rides heavenly. Most surpris...

Great little GCI! I came out of this ride very pleasantly surprised. Lots of air throughout the layout and surprisingly smooth trackwork. The Titan Track on the turnaround rides heavenly. Most surprising of all, though, was the first drop. Unlike most GCIs, this drop yanks you over in the back and provides some serious air. Definitely my favorite drop on any GCI I’ve done. I prefer Mystic Timbers and Thunderhead to this, but it’s a solid #3 GCI. Beech Bend have themselves a great little gem here, and it’s so good to see it taken care of right.
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Legend - Holiday World
Eyebrows 1 year ago

Intensity Smoothness Layout

maybe the best coaster ever for laterals. my least favorite of the three woodies at HW, but would be top 2 at most other parks.
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Raven - Holiday World
Eyebrows 2 years ago

Airtimes Nice surprise! Location Too short

It starts out as just a fun CCI, and then in the middle of the ride it just turns up the heat out of nowhere. Awesome little ride.
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Mako - SeaWorld Orlando
Eyebrows 2 years ago

Airtimes Comfort Fun Dead spots

Sometime in the 2010s B&M really figured out how to profile a camelback. The floater on this ride is some of the highest quality floater anywhere.
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Kumba - Busch Gardens Tampa
Eyebrows 2 years ago

Inversions Pace Masterpiece Rattle

Visually stunning, amazing forces, large capacity, this coaster has it all. Unfortunately, “all” includes a slight rattle, but it doesn’t detract too much. B&M were making damn near perfect rides even...

Visually stunning, amazing forces, large capacity, this coaster has it all. Unfortunately, “all” includes a slight rattle, but it doesn’t detract too much. B&M were making damn near perfect rides even in 1993.
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Mystic Timbers - Kings Island
Eyebrows 2 years ago

Airtimes Pace Layout

a GCI with airtime? It’s more likely than you think. Great layout, great for the parks lineup, and great fun. Also the shed isn’t THAT bad, come on guys.
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Iron Gwazi - Busch Gardens Tampa
Eyebrows 2 years ago

Pace Intensity Ejectors

this shit BUSSIN. 2nd best coaster in the world, 2nd best inversion in florida.
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El Toro - Six Flags Great Adventure
Eyebrows 2 years ago

Airtimes First Drop Ejectors Rattle Dead spots

El Toro probably has the best airtime in the world. Not the strongest, but the best quality. And it's got heaps of it too. Legit the only thing wrong with this ride is the godawful tracking in the tur...

El Toro probably has the best airtime in the world. Not the strongest, but the best quality. And it's got heaps of it too. Legit the only thing wrong with this ride is the godawful tracking in the turnaround. Might be the roughest segment of track I've been on. Other than that, and the boring part in the middle, this ride is incredible at what it sets out to do.
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Beast - Kings Island
Eyebrows 2 years ago

Smoothness Duration Disappointing! Pointless Dead spots

They killed it. They killed the beast. The ride isn't funny anymore, it's just boring. Smooth and perfectly profiled, in a bad way. The only time you can see even a hint of its former personality shin...

They killed it. They killed the beast. The ride isn't funny anymore, it's just boring. Smooth and perfectly profiled, in a bad way. The only time you can see even a hint of its former personality shine through is in the second lap of the helix. I used to love this ride, but it just hurts to think about now.
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Super Grover's Box Car Derby - SeaWorld Orlando
Eyebrows 2 years ago

Discomfort Pointless

the seats have a protrusion that digs into your taint.
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Spinning Coaster - Trimper's Rides
Eyebrows 2 years ago

it sure is an sbf visa spinning coaster. that’s about it
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Wild One - Six Flags America
Eyebrows 2 years ago

Airtimes Nice surprise! Layout Rattle

I wasn’t expecting much from the old wooden coaster, but I was blown away by how unique and great the forces are. I love how it interacts with the theming for the old... thing? You know, the mountain ...

I wasn’t expecting much from the old wooden coaster, but I was blown away by how unique and great the forces are. I love how it interacts with the theming for the old... thing? You know, the mountain with the big skull on it. It’s actually #2 in the park for me, only behind Superman.
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Phoenix - Knoebels
Eyebrows 2 years ago

Airtimes Lap Bar Ejectors

Incredible operations, tunnel is pitch black and great fun, airtime is almost dangerous with the buzz bars. Ride in row 1, 3, or 12.
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Impulse - Knoebels
Eyebrows 2 years ago

First Drop Ejectors Hangtime Harness Dead spots

Fun little ride, like a eurofighter with airtime. Doesn’t exactly fit the park but people wanted something that goes upside down and they got it. First drop gives scary ejector and the heartline roll ...

Fun little ride, like a eurofighter with airtime. Doesn’t exactly fit the park but people wanted something that goes upside down and they got it. First drop gives scary ejector and the heartline roll gives cannibal-level hangtime. Harness is like a better version of skyrush’s but with shin pads. Make sure you prop up your harness with your legs during the ride as it will come down on you during the inversions.
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Black Diamond - Knoebels
Eyebrows 2 years ago

Theming Fun Duration

More of a dark ride than a coaster, and even then I prefer haunted mansion. Drops are fun though, and it’s a nice long ride.
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Twisted Timbers - Kings Dominion
Eyebrows 2 years ago

First Drop Smoothness Ejectors Capacity

Incredible airtime as always from RMC. Inversions don’t feel out of place. Perfect pace. My favorite element on the ride is the outerbanked turnaround. Ride in the front for the best ejector over thos...

Incredible airtime as always from RMC. Inversions don’t feel out of place. Perfect pace. My favorite element on the ride is the outerbanked turnaround. Ride in the front for the best ejector over those big hills.
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Flying Aces - Ferrari World Abu Dhabi
Eyebrows 2 years ago

Airtimes Inversions Nice surprise!

Skyrush’s little brother is completely different, but manages to be almost as good. Zero g roll is great, my favorite element.
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Kingdom Coaster - Dutch Wonderland
Eyebrows 2 years ago

Airtimes Lap Bar Nice surprise! Rattle Capacity

Really good for what it is. Nice airtime and crazy laterals in the helix. Ride in the back.
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Talon - Dorney Park
Eyebrows 2 years ago

Inversions Intensity Duration Dead spots

The reason to go to Dorney. First half is just meh, I prefer great bears inversions. But the second half is incredible. The corkscrew into the tight high-g turn is one of the best moments on any inver...

The reason to go to Dorney. First half is just meh, I prefer great bears inversions. But the second half is incredible. The corkscrew into the tight high-g turn is one of the best moments on any invert. Ride in the back in the evening.
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Steel Force - Dorney Park
Eyebrows 2 years ago

Airtimes Lap Bar Intensity Dead spots Layout

Good but not great. It does have airtime, but you need to wait for it to warm up. My favorite moment is either the helix or the drop off the brake run in the back. Ride in front or back. “Magic seat” ...

Good but not great. It does have airtime, but you need to wait for it to warm up. My favorite moment is either the helix or the drop off the brake run in the back. Ride in front or back. “Magic seat” is a myth on this one.
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Hydra the Revenge - Dorney Park
Eyebrows 2 years ago

Inversions Layout Hangtime Rattle Dead spots

Really good for a 95 foot tall ride. Incredible that B&M packed 6 inversions in. Other than that it’s just meh.
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Professor Screamore's SkyWinder - Six Flags America
Eyebrows 2 years ago

Inversions Pace Intensity Rattle

This being my first SLC, the king of terrible cloned coasters, I was expecting the ride of my life, and not in a good way. Getting into the train, I eyed the “death restraints” with trepidation, and I...

This being my first SLC, the king of terrible cloned coasters, I was expecting the ride of my life, and not in a good way. Getting into the train, I eyed the “death restraints” with trepidation, and I prayed that my head would sit high enough so as to not have the coaster play pinball with my head. As I sat down, I remarked to myself that the restraints weren’t nearly as bad as they looked, but I assumed the worst was yet to come. The floor dropped with a deafening creak, and we started up the lift. My seat being the back, I waited patiently for my inevitable doom while dwelling on the fact that maintenance was obviously not a priority here. As we crested the lift, I braced myself for the terrible jackhammering that... didn’t happen? It took me until the end of the first drop to realize something was up. The train was rattling, sure, but I had almost no headbanging! I then realized that I could just enjoy the layout for what it is, and was pleasantly surprised by a great and thrilling layout which highlighted the speed of the trains and the intensity of the inversions. Aside from the rattle, which was noticeable but not to the level that I had been told, there were very few things wrong with the ride. Especially since I had been told that this was one of the worst SLCs, this thoroughly exceeded my expectations. Actually, my biggest gripe with the ride is that the rubber from the restraints rubbed off onto my hands and arms, and I had to do a thorough hand washing to get it off. Overall, 7/10 ride, and #4 in the park. 7/10
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Kozmo's Kurves - Knoebels
Eyebrows 3 years ago

Airtimes Rattle Capacity Discomfort

ouch. good forces for a kiddie coaster, but the inside of the cars need to be padded.
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Great Bear - Hersheypark
Eyebrows 3 years ago

Capacity Inversions Nice surprise! Dead spots

Quirky and fun. Love the creativity. Ride in front left or right.
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Reviews

Stampida (Blue) - PortAventura Park

Shambhala - PortAventura Park

Dragon Khan - PortAventura Park

Diablo - Tren de la Mina - PortAventura Park

Wild Mouse - Beech Bend

Spinning Out - Beech Bend

Kentucky Rumbler - Beech Bend

Legend - Holiday World

Raven - Holiday World

Mako - SeaWorld Orlando

Kumba - Busch Gardens Tampa

Mystic Timbers - Kings Island

Iron Gwazi - Busch Gardens Tampa

El Toro - Six Flags Great Adventure

Beast - Kings Island

Super Grover's Box Car Derby - SeaWorld Orlando

Spinning Coaster - Trimper's Rides

Wild One - Six Flags America

Phoenix - Knoebels

Impulse - Knoebels

Black Diamond - Knoebels

Twisted Timbers - Kings Dominion

Flying Aces - Ferrari World Abu Dhabi

Kingdom Coaster - Dutch Wonderland

Talon - Dorney Park

Steel Force - Dorney Park

Hydra the Revenge - Dorney Park

Professor Screamore's SkyWinder - Six Flags America

Kozmo's Kurves - Knoebels

Great Bear - Hersheypark