• Ryan the Jester

    Airtimes Masterpiece Ejectors

    This was genuinely a dream come true for me. Since I became a coaster enthusiast I wanted one day for Wildcat to get RMCd. This is my home park they had such a good opportunity for an RMC and they took it. I had literal dreams of this being a reality and every time as the train dispatched in the dream I would wake up. This dream happened more and more leading up to its opening. And I can truly say it’s everything I dreamed of. This is genuinely as of writing this the best paced coaster I have been on. Each element just adds onto each other and the ride feels like it just keeps gaining speed. Theres plenty of airtime and different forms of it as well. Not to mention the inversions are all extremely well done. There is not a single moment to breath on this coaster and thats how I like it. This coaster is better then anything I could have imagined.

  • Ryan the Jester

    Theming Fun Capacity

    This is a fun family coaster with a fun house theme. This being a spinning coaster fits with the fun house theme as well. Its not crazy theming or anything but it adds a fun extra flavor to the ride. I like to try and get a spin on this every once and a while however this gets a longer line then its worth. Highly recommend trying to hit this first thing or at the end of the day to try to avoid the longer waits it can get. Definitely fun to do but the lines it gets makes me ride it less then I would. Still recommend a spin on this coaster if you have never been on it as its still always a fun time.

  • Ryan the Jester

    Inversions Location Intensity Dead spots

    This is a fantastic and unique inverted coaster due to its location on Kissing Tower Hill diving into the Hollow. Each of the inversions is extremely powerful and whips you through them. The location of this coaster makes it more special then others due to how it goes over and under other rides as well. Overall this is a good coaster with powerful inversions but it doesn’t have any special moments of craziness which I prefer in my coasters. Also the ending is dumb but thats the price for its location. Overall just a solid coaster that almost everyone who goes on it loves. This is easily one of the GP favorites at Hershey.

  • Ryan the Jester

    Location Launch Intensity Too short

    This coaster type is becoming a rarity and I'm so glad the one at my home park is one of the most reliable of its type. It's got a funky lay out due to how they squeezed it in, but that makes it the special coaster it is. The launch is simply fantastic and a power house and every element afterward hits hard and stands out. It is really short but its strong elements and mighty punch make up for it.

  • Ryan the Jester

    Airtimes Layout Rattle Discomfort

    Listen. I grew up on this coaster. I have so many fond memories on it and I believe it was once such a good coaster. It had a good layout that had a little bit of everything with laterals, airtime, and other forces. HOWEVER, this thing aged like milk. Hershey takes such good care of its coasters and even with their good maintenance this thing was just unbearable by the end. I have so many memories and once loved this coaster but I stopped ridding it when I went to the park and was BEGGING for RMC to come in. So overall this coaster was once really good but became horrible regardless of its good layout. Rest in peace kitty your revenge was necessary.

  • Ryan the Jester

    Airtimes Discomfort

    This is a common Wild Mouse coaster however I still have not found a standard one that runs as fast as this one. This one has minimal breaking and goes over hills and turns much faster than your average mouse. But its still just a mouse and its not anything special and these aren’t the most comfortable rides in the world especially with how fast this one runs. But I personally like that its more aggressive and its at my home park so I have many memories of this thing.

  • Ryan the Jester

    Fun Dead spots Reliability

    This was a fun concept of a coaster but it never did much for me even as a kid. I only rode it like once which is completely different from the other coasters open when I was little. It was fun and the water battle idea was nice but as soon as people stopped interacting with the ride it wasn’t as good. The layout its self didn’t do much and it had A LOT of down time. Glad I rode it but its replacement Breakers Edge is much better even if its not a roller coaster.

  • Ryan the Jester

    This is a simple kids coaster. It doesn’t hurt to get the credit so yippie. This was added by the time I was older so this doesn’t hold any significance to me. Trailblazer was my first cause this wasn’t a thing yet lol. It does its job thou.

  • Ryan the Jester

    Location Smoothness Dead spots

    This is a good classic coaster and it was my first ride to ever go upside down so it holds a special place in my heart. The vertical look is fantastic no one makes a vertical loop like Schwarzkopf, but after that it doesn’t do a whole lot. The rest of the ride is a fun coaster thats still smooth and in such a cool spot. It might not do to much in todays market but it still holds its spot in the park and is worth a ride if the lines not long.

  • Ryan the Jester

    Airtimes Fun Duration

    This is such a fun classic coaster. It has some good airtime at the start as well. Especially with the drop off the first turnaround and the hill after it. The first drop is decent as well. The other hills are a give and take on how much air you get. I miss the old buzz bars a lot but the new trains don’t ruin the ride. It was just a better overall experience with the buzz bars. Maybe its bias as I grew up on this coaster but I always have a good time on this coaster. It’s s just a classic that always gives a fun ride.

  • Ryan the Jester

    Location Too short

    My first review to my first coaster. It's a fun little family coaster for what it is. Loved it as a kid