Coaster reviews

First Drop Fun Discomfort

Fun ride for such a small park, but my god is it running terribly nowadays. The first drop on this for me packed a lot more of a punch airtime wise than saw, but the layout itself isn't anything special.

Smoothness Layout Theming Disappointing! Tear it down!

Prime real estate, boring ride. Project Horizon looks to be of a similar thrill level, making this ride completely redundant. If I was in charge of towers, this would be the location of the next secret weapon. the ride itself is in a disgusting state, mould growing all over the queue and track. With Reborn right next to it, this looks even worse. Just get rid of it.

Inversions Intensity Headbanging Discomfort

My first ever SLC, very rough, but since I have a good roughness tolerance I could look past that and see that this was a really fun ride. Lapped it over and over again on my several visits to Terra Mitica, not the best ride on park, but still worthy of respect.

Inversions Nice surprise! Intensity Too short

I got one out of balance ride. That one ride made me blackout on the brakerun. All the other rides? They where good, really overhated model. But that ONE RIDE. Absurdly, absurdly good.

Fun Too short Dead spots

Perfectly solid family coaster with a weirdly dark theme. The surprise is great, everything else is pathetic.

Inversions Intensity Headbanging Discomfort

Running really smooth this season! The scenery and near misses really compliment this bizzare layout. The ending rolls are a real spectacle for onlookers, even if they don't ride the best. Very outdated, but a fun classic looper with a few twists

Inversions Harness Intensity Dead spots

Really fun gimmick with some strange element choices, that zero G roll was guaranteed to take your breath away. Truly an awesome coaster with the stand up restraints, will be interesting to see how it rides now it has a lap bar (absolutely worse than before) My main complaint? The weird straight track after the zero g roll really kills the pace in my eyes, and absolutely holds this back from being an even better ride than it already is.

Nice surprise! Dead spots

The worse side of winjas still impresses with an awesome family experience. Still really fun, but doesn't really hold a candle in my eyes compared to Fear

Intensity Layout Harness Dead spots

Absolutely awesome ride, filled with brilliant positives. But at the end of the day, those shoulder pads really kill my enjoyment of the ride. This operated with lapbars for so long, so I have to ask... WHY THE CHANGE?

First Drop Nice surprise! Duration Lap Bar

absolutely awesome surprise of a ride! Definitely the better side, the first dorp, all the surprises and the surprisingly long in the dark section made this really stand out from the rest!

Fun Intensity Rattle Disappointing! Layout

A weak B&M invert, plenty of dead spots and a truely baffling layout that just doesn't flow well. Overall its a fun ride, got a pretty bad rattle, but makes up for it with its intensity. Its absolutely MUCH worse than other B&M inverts, but at the same time its absolutely a fun ride.

Fun Intensity Duration Headbanging Discomfort

Absolutely brilliant ride, great theming. All let down significcantly from some bad tracking and bulky restraints. A must ride at thorpe park, and one of my favourites from the park

Theming Fun Duration Harness Disappointing! Intensity

The world's best family coaster. Restraints and seats caused severe neck strain and is MUCH worse than B&Ms equivalent restraint. The technology that went into this is almost as impressive as the scenery

Nice surprise! Ejectors Duration Discomfort

Absolutely demented ride. Holds it's own to many thrill coasters. Wow just wow.

Airtimes Launch Fun Too short Theming

The ride is the launch. That launch is unlike any other element on any coaster I've done. The launch itself is just absolutely absurd. You get some nice floater on the top hat at both ends of the train, and the final hill gives some airtime.

Inversions Intensity Layout Rattle Discomfort Reliability

(rating based on after retrack) Oh how they massacred my boy. At the end of the day, it's still nemesis. The scenery, area and attention to detail make it turn into a real experience from start to finish. However, what the hell happened with the tracking? All of my rides where plagued by a headache inducing rattle. Constantly shaking it's way across the track. Pacing seemed compromised considering just how fast it used to run. Without the added scenery? This wouldn't even touch the original.

Inversions Pace Intensity Headbanging

Gerstlauer demonstrate their coaster making prowess with a concept destined to be repetitive. However, every single inversion and valley feels completely unique! None stop intensity with some surprising airtime pops, absolutely awesome ride

Fun Intensity Duration Dead spots

Near misses galore, the layout is just so natural feeling, diving in and out of the Africa area. Black Mamba is as integrated in the area as a ride like taron, with Africa being as good as the latter. Don't sleep on this ride

Fun Layout Theming Tear it down! Pointless

VR was significantly more enjoyable than galacticas equivalent system, but it's obviously tacked on and doesn't come close to meeting the expectations the other rides set. Whilst it is a fun coaster, with Hollywood tour now permanently closed it's obvious this area should be where the next expansion for phantasialand goes.