Coaster reviews

Airtimes Lap Bar Ejectors Dead spots

This ride is one insane element and the rest is a family coaster. Glad this ride is still around

Rattle

This definitely is not as good as the other family gravity group woodie I’ve ridden. I rode this it’s opening year and yet it was still rattly and not very fun. Unfortunate since this had potential considering how fun Wooden Warrior at Quassy is

Fun Layout Dead spots

This is an alright PTC woodie. It’s pretty fun and has some very weak floater airtime. Unfortunately it doesn’t duel anymore though which is sad. Definitely preferred the KI version of this

Pointless Dead spots Layout

This is a very mediocre ride. One of the worst classic woodies I’ve ridden. It doesn’t have any airtime and it feels like 60% of it is just a random forceless double helix. Plus this thing doesn’t duel so that aspect of it isn’t even there. RMC please and thank you

Fun Rattle Dead spots

This is an ok wooden coaster. It’s pretty bland and pretty rough but it has some alright forces

Fun Intensity Rattle Discomfort

This ride is pretty fun. It has a lot of intense compact turns. It’s pretty rough though

Airtimes First Drop Fun

This is an excellent family coaster. It provides good airtime and has an excellent first drop

Inversions Fun Intensity

This may be the weakest B&M invert I’ve ridden but it’s still a fun ride with good inversions

Airtimes Fun Layout Dead spots

This is one of the weaker PTC woodies I’ve ridden but it still has some solid floater airtime and it’s just a fun classic ride. Interesting sign at the top

First Drop Theming Pointless Dead spots

I’m confused as to what the point of this ride is. Like it has 0 theming unlike the one at SeaWorld Orlando and all it does is a random backwards hill and then a drop. It’s a weird ride that I barely consider a coaster

Inversions Pace Fun Discomfort

This ride is very weird. It runs way faster than most wild mice and it’s actually somewhat intense and provides weird floater. However this ride is also painful. It’s pretty jerky and that final break run absolutely punches you in the guts so hard. Overall this ride is kinda fun but violent. Be prepared for that horrid break run

Pointless Airtimes Dead spots

I didn’t get anything from this ride. No airtime and just all around slow and boring. Knowing how good Twisted Timbers is I’d be more than happy to see this get RMCed

Rattle Discomfort Tear it down!

This ride is so unenjoyable for being a kiddie coaster. It is so jerky especially the final turn and it’s overly violent especially for being a kiddie coaster. If this was my first coaster as a kid I probably would’ve had to motive to be a coaster enthusiast since this thing just flat out sucks

Theming Launch Fun Airtimes Intensity

This is a good family coaster. The theming is great and it’s just a fun ride. Doesn’t pull any forces though

Inversions Launch Layout Rattle Discomfort Dead spots

This ride is pretty ok. The launch is fun and the first couple of inversions are solid. Unfortunately everything after the MCBR is slow and uneventful because it slows you down to a near stop. Also this ride is pretty shaky and jerky

Smoothness Disappointing! Airtimes Dead spots

This ride was very disappointing. I usually love wooden coasters similar to this but I got nothing out of this one. It was incredibly incredibly slow. We lost all of our speed as soon as we crested the first hill and the rest was slow and boring. I didn’t get really any airtime on this ride. It’s a very boring ride which is unfortunate because this ride had potential. Definitely an overrated ride

Inversions Discomfort Pointless

This ride is pretty ok. My first ride on this was terrible and really was painful on the testicles but my reride was alright. It’s decently forceful and the inversions are pretty alright but it’s still pretty pointless. Just make sure you know how to ride this correctly or else you’ll experience the nutcracker in 4D

Inversions Fun Hangtime Harness Dead spots Layout

This is a pretty solid ride. The final inversion is pretty awesome and the drop out of the station gives surprising airtime. It has a pretty dumb layout with a lot of dead spots however. Plus those gerstlauer OTSRs are awful. I rode this before the reprofiled turn and that original turn was the worst part of the ride for sure. Very uncomfortable and unnatural. Overall a pretty decent ride

Hangtime Discomfort Pointless Dead spots

This is the weakest arrow looper I’ve ridden. It has some alright hangtime but it’s a pretty dumb ride with a bad layout with a pointless rough jerky butterfly element that takes up a solid 40% of the ride. It isn’t terrible but it’s pretty boring and doesn’t do much besides having two hangtime filled corkscrews. Plus that sidewinder is pretty jarring so brace for it

Airtimes First Drop Headbanging Discomfort Dead spots

This ride is a good first drop followed by an unenjoyable rough experience. Not terrible like some people say but pretty bad

Inversions Fun Smoothness Dead spots Layout

This ride was actually pretty enjoyable. I didn’t find it rough at all and I found it to be fairly fun even though it didn’t pull that much force. Definitely an overhated ride

Inversions Rattle Discomfort

This is the best of the Vekoma SLCs I’ve ridden. It’s somewhat enjoyable and the inversions were pretty fun but it still suffers from being pretty rough and a little painful

Airtimes Inversions Nice surprise! Intensity

This ride was surprisingly pretty fun. The airtime hill actually provides some great flojector airtime which I wasn’t expecting and the vertical loop was enjoyable. Plus I found this thing quite smooth. Definitely an underrated classic arrow looper

Inversions Intensity Rattle Headbanging Harness

This ride I am very mixed on. On one side it is quite intense and it feels similar to the standard boomerangs which I do really enjoy. However, I found this thing to be otherworldly rough. This ride is far rougher than most normal SLCs and the headbanging I got was brutal. This ride is somewhat enjoyable but I wouldn’t ride it more than once especially since just one ride made my ears very red

Lap Bar Comfort Duration Disappointing! Airtimes Dead spots

This is definitely the weakest B&M hyper I’ve ridden. Outside of the drop off the MCBR I didn’t get any airtime on this. Even the beloved first drop to me was just very mediocre. This ride was a major disappointment for me which is unfortunate since I do really like most of these B&M hypers. This one is an exception

Rattle Harness Discomfort

This ride is beyond awful. It is so much worse than other Vekoma SLCs. The trains on this thing are horrible and this ride rattles your back to the point where you’ll feel like your spine is misshapen. Definitely a bottom 5 coaster of mine

Inversions Location Intensity

This is a great B&M invert with great inversions and several whippy intense moments, especially that batwing

Inversions Launch Fun Dead spots

This ride is quite fun. What's weird is that about 80% of it seems just like meandering around and not really doing much yet the ride is still very fun for some reason. Also that inversion gives sick hangtime

Airtimes Fun Ejectors

This is fantastic for a family coaster. It provides some ejector airtime and it's quite a fun ride. Perfect fit for the park

Inversions Fun Layout Disappointing!

This is a very good ride. It has several great fun inversions. However, it wasn't as intense as I was expecting