Coaster reviews

First Drop Intensity Layout

I dunno man, I like it! There's a guaranteed greyout on the helix and I find those old school forceless hyper drops charming. The washed out paint only adds to the appeal. Sue me!

Aerosmith is indeed starred. nothing really happens here

Launch Pace Fun Too short

Only been on it with the backward launch. almost seems pointless without it

Inversions Fun Too short Dead spots

Truth be told I haven't been on this guy in over a decade I just think the "jojo roll" is the funniest element ever

Inversions Nice surprise! Intensity Too short Discomfort

Did I hallucinate doing this with VR goggles? Did it come to me in a fever dream? Surprisingly fun and forceful old dinosaur regardless. That it looks moments away from collapsing into a dust cloud adds to the thrill

Nice surprise! Fun Discomfort

I like the flying coaster gimmick so much I'm willing to overlook the fact that this is objectively a bad one

Capacity Smoothness Pointless Layout

The go-to "Toro and Nitro have hour long lines because it's a June weekend" ride. filler

Smoothness Duration Harness Disappointing! Dead spots

Seat hurts your balls, harness hurts your shoulders. Mostly forceless with some tiny airtime pockets and a cool water section (when the water is on). Usually the longest line in the park because of dreadfully slow ops. The inversion almost has hangtime when the ride is running sluggishly, which is kinda cool

Airtimes Fun Dead spots

Adore the logo. Every coaster should have a little cloaked figure on its trains. Cool airtime hills that sometimes have actual airtime

Inversions Launch Too short

Didn't know it was possible for a coaster to have cringeworthy theming. They're lucky the ride is fun

First Drop Intensity Layout

Where's the first helix? Why does the midcourse brake run completely stop you? Titan clears 🥱

Intensity Headbanging Discomfort

Too disorienting for you to comprehend the forces you're feeling. Not terribly comfortable. Pretty bad operations. None of this matters because it's one of the only genuinely frightening coasters in existence

Theming Layout Duration Dead spots

Has no right to be as forceful as it is. Lovely theming and queue, fantastic layout for the most part. Terribly slow ops but I don't think there's much they can really do about that given the nature of the ride

Inversions Fun Layout

Genuinely frightening at times. Flying coasters are easily one of my favorite gimmicks, and the views from this thing are stunning

Too short Tear it down! Pointless

What are we even doing here? The launch isn't even that great! "415 feet tall" but it feels like 150. A deafeningly loud waste of space. The attached drop tower is fun

Airtimes First Drop Intensity

The pain is real and it makes the ride better. Wouldn't be the same without it. They somehow made a 76 degree drop feel like 91

Headbanging Harness Discomfort

The haters are all right, the defenders are all deluded. Somehow hurt your legs (?) in addition to the headbanging. Uninspired layout, lame queue, usually managed to rack up a decently long line in spite of everything. RIP bozo

Launch Intensity Tear it down!

There'll never be an element as nerve-wracking as this launch. I don't care if it rattled a little bit, that added to the intimidation. The "airtime hill" with zero airtime adds half a star for humor. The view from the tophat sucked but I don't care

First Drop Intensity Too short Dead spots

Drops are fun but there are a couple wide turns where nothing really happens. A teeny bit rattly. Definitely wouldn't ride over Montu or Gwazi

Fun Intensity Smoothness Reliability

Crazy forceful for an invert. Ride near the back so you can't see which element is coming next. Usually one of the shorter lines in the park, but it's broken down a few times this week.

Pace Intensity Ejectors

Probably not the best RMC, but the best one I've done. Some of the moments (death roll, stall) don't hit super hard unless you're near the back on the left side. Otherwise it's got a wicked pace, sick lateral g's, and some solid ejector spots all throughout the train. Solid operations, especially for a pretty poorly-run park