Reviews • Aric The Kakapo

This was my first EVER coaster. Even though I don't remember much, I still adore this coaster and since Six Flags America is closing, I really want to...

This was my first EVER coaster. Even though I don't remember much, I still adore this coaster and since Six Flags America is closing, I really want to get on it again now. (EDIT 6/19/25) Guys, I rode it again!!! It was okay. A little janky and it slammed me into the side on that final turn. The breaks are also way too abrupt. Hey, at least it does THREE LAPS!!! Just for the sake of memories and my sympathy towards kiddy coasters, I will not change the rating.

This '99 B&M was one of my friend's most anticipated coasters and it certainly delivered. With that nice ejector on the drop, epic twist and turns thr...

This '99 B&M was one of my friend's most anticipated coasters and it certainly delivered. With that nice ejector on the drop, epic twist and turns through the forest, amazingly executed straight track, and that final big dip before the brakes made this an experience I will never forget. Everyone in my party liked this ride and I look forwards to getting on it again sometime soon.

The Loch Ness Monster is a huge classical Arrow coaster. It's two loops are amazing. It's helix in the tunnel is epic with all the sights and sounds g...

The Loch Ness Monster is a huge classical Arrow coaster. It's two loops are amazing. It's helix in the tunnel is epic with all the sights and sounds going round. It's drop has unexpected ejector. And the revamp bought some cute set pieces to the scene. Absolutely terrific ride and I wish this will remain as long as time goes on.

InvadR is really on the lower end of wooden coasters. During my experience at least, I got zero airtime and I struggled to enjoy this ride, as it is e...

InvadR is really on the lower end of wooden coasters. During my experience at least, I got zero airtime and I struggled to enjoy this ride, as it is extremely rough. Sure Grizzly at KD is rough too but it contributes to the chaos. This though, just plain out ruins the ride. The only good thing is that first drop with that epic tunnel and I also like how it brakes smoothly. Mid coaster.

This ride is as everyone says. It's VERY intense. Some places on the ride can beat i305 such as the cobra roll and vertical loop. I also like how rhe ...

This ride is as everyone says. It's VERY intense. Some places on the ride can beat i305 such as the cobra roll and vertical loop. I also like how rhe ride weaves around Le Scoot, the log flume, and how it passes through many buildings, offering several great headchoppers. And also dont expect to get ejector on the drop. It's a little tame. Plus, the coaster abruptly killed all its momentum on the mid course and also did not have a strong and intense ending. Alpengeist is still overall amazing and is deserving of its placement. (Love the ski theme btw since im also a skier)

All these years I have looked up at the towering track of the mystical Griffon, shivering as the wide Bolliger and Mabillard trains plunge from the sk...

All these years I have looked up at the towering track of the mystical Griffon, shivering as the wide Bolliger and Mabillard trains plunge from the sky. But now, I have finally tamed this mythical beast which gave me one of the best ride experiences in the world. Amazing views, amazing drop, and amazing splashdown. Griffon is great start to finish, and its also very high capacity as a side note.

Verboten is one insane ride. From the show building to the drop track to the ravine plunge, it's endless fun. Other than the weird profiling on that s...

Verboten is one insane ride. From the show building to the drop track to the ravine plunge, it's endless fun. Other than the weird profiling on that second launch, Verboten is definitely one of the best in the park.

It was... good. The music in the area was awfully contagious and the theming for the ride is very well done (even though most people won't pay any att...

It was... good. The music in the area was awfully contagious and the theming for the ride is very well done (even though most people won't pay any attention to it.). The layout is fun and is very mild. Otherwise, we have to admit that this thing has a noticeable rattle. It feels like it has been operating for 200 years when it had just been installed this year, 2025. It wasn't too bad (rode in back rows) but it still detracted from the ride experience. Anyways, still a good ride and if lines are short, i might do it again. Btw the train after us rolled back before it engaged with the anti-rollback on the lift hill.

DarKoaster is an epic family launch coaster with two powerful and punchy launches and a layout full with intense turns and awesome theming. This strad...

DarKoaster is an epic family launch coaster with two powerful and punchy launches and a layout full with intense turns and awesome theming. This straddle coaster is magnificent and I will always come back to it in the future. 📢📢DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BRAVE THE STORM????📢📢

I will agree on the lack of themeing and I will agree with the epic experience. Insane ejector, powerful launches, and a fast launches + epic headchop...

I will agree on the lack of themeing and I will agree with the epic experience. Insane ejector, powerful launches, and a fast launches + epic headchoppers. There's only one word. INSANE.

The ride starts with an amazing punchy launch with awesome amounts of weightlessness. The backwards section is pretty good too, with equal amounts of ...

The ride starts with an amazing punchy launch with awesome amounts of weightlessness. The backwards section is pretty good too, with equal amounts of ejector. The final boost launches all the way up giving insane hang on the roll and great zero g moments on the next two elements. Chefs kiss.

Man that was fun!!! Day rides are outstanding but its at night when the panther really starts prowling. I305 (pantherian) is really intense (tho u wil...

Man that was fun!!! Day rides are outstanding but its at night when the panther really starts prowling. I305 (pantherian) is really intense (tho u will probably not black/Grey out) and has a wild airtime hill after the death curve. The second s-curve is the best, dropping you (-gs) paired with an intense whip at the same time. This ride was relentless up till the trims which ALMOST COMPLETELY killed momentum (tho the fun starts again after that hill). Otherwise be aware of the frequent closures due to wheel wear. Btw it's 2025 and I'm still yelling gentlemen starts ur engines!!!

Go-lly!!! That was one good ride! This is my first official flying coaster (not flyin dutchman) and also my first superman clone. Crystal Wings was pr...

Go-lly!!! That was one good ride! This is my first official flying coaster (not flyin dutchman) and also my first superman clone. Crystal Wings was pretty intense, especially the huge ass pretzel loop that pulled a lot of forces. The swooping turns interacted nicely with the mountain and the steampunk theme fits nicely. That last inline twist was one heck of a foot chopper! Anyhow, this is a great flying coaster and a nice temporary standout coaster!!!

This ride has been my "idol" since 2019 when it opened (I was also not a thoosie at the time) but my ride on it today was absolutely horrible. The rat...

This ride has been my "idol" since 2019 when it opened (I was also not a thoosie at the time) but my ride on it today was absolutely horrible. The rattle killed my neck and the headbanging is really nasty. Boo hoo. 👎

Bro this coaster is really something special man!!! The theming and the space mountain ahh experience really stuck the ride out from other launch coa...

Bro this coaster is really something special man!!! The theming and the space mountain ahh experience really stuck the ride out from other launch coasters from premier. Though I found it rattly and the midcourse... REMOVE IT!!! Otherwise the final inversion was good like jokers jinx but the rest of the ride...dont try.

Nice but I haven't ridden any other S&S freespins so I can't tell if this is better. My friend and I really enjoyed it, though she complained it was t...

Nice but I haven't ridden any other S&S freespins so I can't tell if this is better. My friend and I really enjoyed it, though she complained it was too short.

UPDATE: The ride was probably warming up for the morning so some info might not be accurate. Note that I only got one ride. Comin in, I was expect...

UPDATE: The ride was probably warming up for the morning so some info might not be accurate. Note that I only got one ride. Comin in, I was expecting to get absolutely thrown around by the airtime and ejectors but man, when that cycle ended, I felt really, really underwhelmed. I mean the music was epic, absolutely blasting through those speakers behind your head. (It builded so much anticipation lol!!!) The coaster was also kinda intense with those crazy ass turns too and the splashdown did not slow anything down. Unfortunately, (this might be because im used to rides like twisted timbers) I felt nothing on those hills. Ye. Nothin at all. I was ready for every hill but I got notin!!! What the??? Is this ride reaching unc stat??? I was also sitting back row too. Also, the one train ops are terrible and funny fact: they take their sweet time with the dispatches. Absolutely ridiculous behavior right here. Anyhow, at least I got whipped over the drop!!!

Mine train, yay!!! Fun ride! This little... or should I say long baby delivers a lot of great family thrill. Yeah, the length makes sure all the scard...

Mine train, yay!!! Fun ride! This little... or should I say long baby delivers a lot of great family thrill. Yeah, the length makes sure all the scardy cats get a long roller coaster experience thats better than gettin stuck on cocoa cruiser at hershey. Yall better watch out for that speed hill. It overshadows twisted timbers lol!!! The helices provided some good family level intensity and there wasn't much of a drop (mom approved!!!)!!! Otherwise, for a tall guy like me, the hard dutch rectangle plastic seats dug into my back and gave me an overdose of my daily back blows. Darn. Make the seats cushioned pls 🙏. Anyhow, the rattle observed was okay. Wasn't intolerable. So yea. Another vekoma for ur books. :)

Terrible. Just terrible. During the cobra roll, the whole train jerked four inches from left to right. If I didnt extend my long ass neck through the ...

Terrible. Just terrible. During the cobra roll, the whole train jerked four inches from left to right. If I didnt extend my long ass neck through the restraints, then the headbanging would be terrible. Hey, at least it had padding!!! Otherwise, the vertical loop and the i305 ahh turn after the drop were intense and fun. Also note that for me, there were one train ops and the front row was out of order. Be aware. You have been warned.

Awesome. 👌 just awesome. Beyond the cloud is surely one of china's finest and judging by its top 10 placement from roller coaster dream in china plus...

Awesome. 👌 just awesome. Beyond the cloud is surely one of china's finest and judging by its top 10 placement from roller coaster dream in china plus my awesome experience yes. This ride feels like flying... above the clouds! The air is elite. The top hat is epic. The launch is good even though the punch is missing. The zero g roll is epic, and i dont remember anything else caus of just how good this is. Now update, i forgot to mention operations on thos coaster and the rest of the park since its worth talkin about. Nearly every coaster runs one train and the time neyween dispatches is horrendous. Otherwise i really have no more complaints. Bravo Suzhou and Mack Rides!!!

Bro that was INSANE!!! That tilt was out of this world!!! I sat front row and when i saw the gaping void at the end of the track i freaked out like I ...

Bro that was INSANE!!! That tilt was out of this world!!! I sat front row and when i saw the gaping void at the end of the track i freaked out like I was at a Diddy party... (get out!) Nah, jokes aside, that first drop pulled a solid punch of ejector that did feel like a drop tower and that's the best part of the coaster. The rest of the layout pulled some forces but was really rattle and the inversions didn't offer a lot of hang. But bro, the feeling of your chest resting on only the vest during the tilt... theres only one word; Golden.

This is such a "pretty little baby..." (Connie francis) Lil bro tried airtime but Lil bro was too Lil. Brake run programming jerks u to a stop 3 times...

This is such a "pretty little baby..." (Connie francis) Lil bro tried airtime but Lil bro was too Lil. Brake run programming jerks u to a stop 3 times... not fun. Anyways, theres a slight rattle but otherwise, its a pretty little baby :) .

Hey you little gen alpha!!! Wanna have some fun on this rough as heck, boring, temu ahh, and thigh crunching coaster??? Yeh. My left thigh got crushed...

Hey you little gen alpha!!! Wanna have some fun on this rough as heck, boring, temu ahh, and thigh crunching coaster??? Yeh. My left thigh got crushed 😢. It didn't spin a lot. And best of all, the layout is boring and janky as heck. Personally, the designers at Golden horse sold their houses out with this one. Boo hoo.

Now I didnt even knew this coaster existed till a video by Theme Park Crazy, and I even questioned about if it is still there or not several times. Bu...

Now I didnt even knew this coaster existed till a video by Theme Park Crazy, and I even questioned about if it is still there or not several times. But I can assure you its there and plus, its a great ride!!! The vr is a pretty new model and the graphics were cool. The station looked better than the rcdb photos due to a refurb, and best of all, the coaster was running decently smooth for its age. Yeah, there are a few noticable vibrations that can be felt on the train but who cares. The layout is short, but u go through it twice and there are two crazy banked turns and one solid ejector hill. This coaster is an awesome family coaster and I wish it stays around for generations to come.

This is my first Intamin and also my first hyper. Gosh, this first drop was fun! After that, it became kinda boring. The hills were the only "fun" par...

This is my first Intamin and also my first hyper. Gosh, this first drop was fun! After that, it became kinda boring. The hills were the only "fun" part otherwise.

Nice kiddy coaster!!! I love the "airtime" and its a great layout for a kiddie!!! The pumpkin's the best part. Definitely the scariest coaster in the ...

Nice kiddy coaster!!! I love the "airtime" and its a great layout for a kiddie!!! The pumpkin's the best part. Definitely the scariest coaster in the park lol. (EDIT 61925) I don't understand why everyone's hatin' on kiddy coasters... bruh.

What can you expect from an SLC? Nothing really. This is my first SLC and it perfectly demonstrated how painful it's species are to me. Edit: its a...

What can you expect from an SLC? Nothing really. This is my first SLC and it perfectly demonstrated how painful it's species are to me. Edit: its actually pretty fun!!!