Reviews
  • Zach S. 1 month ago

    Airtimes Intensity Discomfort

    Cornball lived up to the hype. The back row is wicked to the bone and it’s like riding an entirely new coaster. Will beat you up but the elements are ...

  • Zach S. 1 month ago

    First Drop Smoothness Too short

    This coaster has a wicked first drop and provides varying forces throughout. Ever since I thought of this coaster as a bird flying and perching on thi...

  • Zach S. 1 month ago

    Pace Smoothness Reliability

    Gemini was an absolute blast to ride and the whirlpool lived up to the hype, what a wacky and unique element. I found the airtime to be substantial an...

  • Zach S. 1 month ago

    Theming Fun Too short

    Fun kiddie coaster with impressive and humorous theming. Great for the family but obviously a little more intensity would be desirable.

  • Zach S. 1 month ago

    Location Layout Discomfort

    An absolute classic! Back row gives insane airtime and I love the layout, theming and setting. There’s one part of the back half that will jackhammer ...

  • Zach S. 1 month ago

    Theming Launch Too short

    An amazing launch coaster with some fun near-miss moments and forceful elements. Thunderbird gave me my favorite coaster memory of all time as I rode ...

  • Zach S. 1 month ago

    Pace Layout Theming

    I want to start this off by saying that the Voyage is an absolute blast. It’s almost like riding two separate coasters cause it’s so long, the first d...

  • Zach S. 1 month ago

    Pace Fun Discomfort

    The Legend truly exceeded my expectations. Phenomenal from start to finish, there’s no dead points in the ride (especially on back row) and it’s crimi...

  • Zach S. 2 months ago

    Theming Fun Dead spots

    Yet another example of cosmetic theming saving a Disney coaster from being complete garbage. Boring even by kiddie mine train standards, don’t waste y...

  • Zach S. 2 months ago

    First Drop Masterpiece Intensity

    Small but mighty. Maverick packs an absolute punch with a phenomenal sense of speed, airtime moments and intense forces. Front row night ride was out ...

  • Zach S. 2 months ago

    Location Masterpiece Intensity

    There is no coaster like The Beast and there never will be. It’s been in the park since ‘79 for a reason. The first half is overhated and provides a g...

  • Zach S. 2 months ago

    Theming Fun Too short

    Great theming and great potential, but is just too short of a ride time with too long of a wait time for it to really stick out. Very good beginner co...

  • Zach S. 2 months ago

    Location Fun Too short Discomfort

    Gotta love good ol’ Corkscrew. Back row considerably enhances the ride and makes the first drop very fun. Yes, its trains and restraints are not good ...

  • Zach S. 2 months ago

    First Drop Smoothness Too short

    Siren’s Curse is the current smoothest coaster in the park and it has an incredible first drop, theming and pacing. I found the common criticism of ho...

  • Zach S. 2 months ago

    Theming Location Disappointing!

    If it weren’t for the cosmetic layer slapped over this ride, it would be much lower. The definition of a Disney coaster (very boring layout but incred...

  • Zach S. 2 months ago

    Theming Fun Dead spots

    A very lackluster layout but amazing theming make this coaster conflicting to rate. As long as you’re not expecting the next Iron Gwazi while riding t...

  • Zach S. 2 months ago

    Fun Masterpiece Layout

    I absolutely adore this ride. It’s not every day you see a coaster that opened with the park and is still around to this day. The racing aspect is bey...

  • Zach S. 2 months ago

    Launch Layout Dead spots

    This is yet another example of a Kings Island ride that isn’t at its full potential. The theming is incredible through the entire ride, but the queue ...

  • Zach S. 2 months ago

    Airtimes Layout Theming

    Amazing woodie that beautifully maintains its speed throughout while throwing out pops of airtime and fun banked turns. It’s getting a little more rou...

  • Zach S. 2 months ago

    Inversions Intensity Headbanging Capacity

    Invertigo was intense on all of the 5 senses and too forceful for its own good sometimes. The restraints played ping pong with your head for the entir...

  • Zach S. 2 months ago

    Location Fun Too short

    Making the trek to this coaster is always worth it. Great sense of speed throughout and the swinging aspect is awesome. You’re also out in an isolated...

  • Zach S. 2 months ago

    Theming Location Layout

    For a mine train, this thing is great. Amazing theming and good sense of speed through the layout. As for said layout, I’m sorry, but I despise the fa...

  • Zach S. 2 months ago

    Theming Headbanging Pointless

    I like Woodstock. Only positive thing I could think of. Great Pumpkin Coaster has more airtime and somehow Woodstock Express beats you up less. New pa...

  • Zach S. 2 months ago

    Airtimes Duration Discomfort

    Rode this thing when it was the fairly odd coaster and I actually really enjoyed it and still do. Riding it and getting thrown around like a ragdoll i...

  • Zach S. 2 months ago

    Theming Fun Too short

    A classic first coaster for many including myself. I like how it focuses on airtime as that’s the scariest part to get introduced to, but at the same ...

  • Zach S. 2 months ago

    Fun Ejectors Discomfort

    You have to appreciate the absolutely unhinged bucket of bolts that is Magnum XL-200. Yes, it’s old. Yes, it’s jank. Yes, it’s rough. But it’s just so...

  • Zach S. 2 months ago

    Airtimes First Drop Rattle

    Classic B&M. Incredible first drop, super cool location and great airtime moments (especially in the back row.) I like the rattle because it goes with...

  • Zach S. 2 months ago

    Inversions Fun Rattle

    Firehawk was an absolute blast every time I rode it and I’m very grateful to have ridden a Vekoma Flying Dutchman. The flying aspect of this ride was ...

  • Zach S. 2 months ago

    Nice surprise! Fun Intensity

    For a kiddie coaster, at the ZOO nonetheless, this little thing is great!! Cute theming and a nice change of pace from your typical zoo day. The opera...

  • Zach S. 2 months ago

    Fun Intensity Dead spots

    Tig’rr feels janky in every aspect, but in a way that adds a lot of charm to it. Very repetitive layout with most of it being dead, but those drops in...