Reviews
  • Sam P. 1 year ago

    Theming Smoothness Duration Dead spots Lap Bar

    Gold Rush is a ride that does a lot of things right. It's a well themed experience, nothing world beating but it's a very pleasant area and queue, and...

  • Sam P. 1 year ago

    Lap Bar Inversions Rattle Too short Dead spots

    Probably an unpopular opinion, but this ride was better as a standup. The bizarre riding position papered over the vast chasm that is how bland the la...

  • Sam P. 1 year ago

    Discomfort Pointless

    Really don't get these super tiny coasters. They're very uncomfortable, offer nothing and would surely be better off being replaced with a family flat...

  • Sam P. 1 year ago

    Nice surprise! Fun Smoothness Too short

    This is a baby vekome junior coaster, with a short but really fun and snappy layout. They do an awesome job with these and it fits the bill nicely. De...

  • Sam P. 1 year ago

    Fun Smoothness

    For a kids ride, this is a fun one. Decent layout, slightly more interesting than the standard you find in most parks. Trains aren't the best but then...

  • Sam P. 1 year ago

    Smoothness Layout

    The longer and probably best family boomerang layout. There's plenty of these dotted around however this one gets extra points for the interaction wit...

  • Sam P. 1 year ago

    Airtimes First Drop Intensity Discomfort Lap Bar

    This decent sized woodie was a bit of a bucket list ride for me, and I was very pleased to find that it delivered and some. This layout is excellent, ...

  • Sam P. 1 year ago

    Airtimes Intensity Smoothness

    Generally inverts focused solely to intensity are not my thing. And SLCs provide nothing but pain. Fianna Force however is a thing of beauty, the layo...

  • Sam P. 1 year ago

    Fun Smoothness Duration Discomfort

    This ride is waaayyyyy too fun. The world's biggest wacky worm is an excellent family ride. Not very fast, not very tall, but very enjoyable. Extremel...

  • Sam P. 1 year ago

    Headbanging Harness Discomfort

    It's not InFusion bad, but it's not far off. All the usual problems and pain you have with an SLC but with a bonus helix. The best part of the ride wa...

  • Sam P. 1 year ago

    Inversions Intensity Rattle Too short

    I was expecting this to be a piece of hot garbage, but it wasn't all that bad. It's a bit rattly, but it seems the previous jolt of death I had been d...

  • Sam P. 1 year ago

    Airtimes Fun Duration Rattle

    A typical but good fun Vekoma mine train. Some really good moments in the back row with some good airtime and some whip, and it does pull some forces ...

  • Sam P. 1 year ago

    Theming Capacity Fun

    I'm not a water ride person, but this one is really fun. And it's definitely a cred so even better! Such lovely theming all the way round, it really i...

  • Sam P. 1 year ago

    First Drop Inversions Intensity Discomfort

    The prototype wing coaster, and a great ride as well. I really enjoy the straight first drop, some good whip as you go down on the back. The layout is...

  • Sam P. 1 year ago

    First Drop Location Fun Too short Theming

    A good fun example of a dive machine. Excellent drop, with some great whip at the back and hangtime at the front. The rest of the layout is fun, with ...

  • Sam P. 1 year ago

    Theming Rattle

    All of the stars are for how unbelievably well themed this little kids coaster is, it's mad how elaborate they made it. The ride itself is really shak...

  • Sam P. 1 year ago

    Theming Fun Rattle Too short

    Very short, even for a kids coaster, and very janky as these Tivolis tend to be. Nicely themed though and the final hill is bizarrely pretty fun. 3 la...

  • Sam P. 1 year ago

    First Drop Theming Fun Rattle Layout

    Really the usual standard Tivoli, quite hilariously janky and a basic figure of 8 layout, with some funky theming. However the first drop in the back ...

  • Sam P. 1 year ago

    Pace Smoothness Too short

    This is the shorter Boomerang layout, and probably the weaker one out of them, however still fun and it does feel fast up against the landscaping. Ver...

  • Sam P. 1 year ago

    First Drop Fun Layout Theming

    Cobra is just pure fun, Gerstlauer really do a good job fusing a wild mouse with a more varied layout with their Bobsled models. Nice snappy first dro...

  • Sam P. 1 year ago

    Lap Bar Comfort Intensity

    Another of Paultons' excellent family coasters, this time the suspended variety. Vekoma do a great job with these and Pterosaur is no exception, the l...

  • Sam P. 1 year ago

    Theming Intensity Layout Too short

    Storm Chaser is a really excellent coaster, in one of the most immersive themed areas going in Tornado Springs. It really dominates the area with the ...

  • Sam P. 1 year ago

    First Drop Rattle Disappointing!

    The vertical lift is by far the best bit of the ride, very very cool. The drop is good, but very rattly, as is the airtime hill that doesn't give any ...

  • Sam P. 1 year ago

    Location Too short Discomfort Pointless

    This ride is just pointless, literally does nothing at all other than rattle around. Really short ride as well. Think they'd have been better off with...

  • Sam P. 1 year ago

    Location Pointless

    Easily the most boring Mack powered coaster I've done. Lovely location but absolutely nothing to the layout whatsoever

  • Sam P. 1 year ago

    Theming Fun Too short

    It's a short ride, but really quite enjoyable. Some nice space theming, and the first part is really dark so it takes you by surprise. Nice sense of s...

  • Sam P. 1 year ago

    Nice surprise! Fun Intensity

    Really was expecting to hate my first ZacSpin, but I really quite enjoyed Kirnu. Didn't find it too uncomfortable at all, and it actually runs pretty ...

  • Sam P. 1 year ago

    Fun Hangtime Rattle Harness

    What a bizarre ride Ukko is. The best bit by far is the lift and the hangtime at the top, that's very odd but good fun. Then it obviously just does it...

  • Sam P. 1 year ago

    Fun Smoothness Capacity

    Very smooth, very enjoyable Maurer spinner. Its not a wild one, the spinning is pretty tame, but it's a fun layout with some nice moments, and it inte...

  • Sam P. 1 year ago

    Location Fun Dead spots

    This one's all about the history, I love these old wooden coasters, and the fact that it's retained its brakeman really retains all of that. The actua...