Reviews
  • Carter M. 3 years ago

    Rare credit woo!

  • Carter M. 3 years ago

    Theming Fun Duration Dead spots

    This ride is, as most Disney rides are, incredibly themed. The iconic dome is visible throughout the park, and the ride inside does not disappoint. It's a long ride, and feels a lot faster than it rea...

  • Carter M. 3 years ago

    Theming Fun Duration Intensity

    This was my favorite ride I went on from all the Disney parks (although I missed Rock N Roller Coaster). The theming is insanely good, especially in the queue. The backwards twisted drop was completel...

  • Carter M. 3 years ago

    First Drop Intensity Capacity Discomfort

    Yes it's kind of tacky carnival garbage and doesn't belong in a Disney park, which is why it's gone, but I remember it being pretty fun, and having some very nice sized drops for a spinner. The themin...

  • Carter M. 3 years ago

    Lap Bar Nice surprise! Fun

    I haven't ridden Slinky Dog since 2018, but what I remember was a smooth, fun, graceful ride with great restraints. It's a little short, and people say it has a rattle these days but I dunno. I should...

  • Carter M. 3 years ago

    Theming Duration

    This ride is, as most Disney rides are, incredibly themed. The iconic dome is visible throughout the park, and the ride inside does not disappoint. It's a long ride, and feels a lot faster than it rea...

  • Carter M. 3 years ago

    Theming Fun Smoothness Dead spots

    Fun, smooth, and unique. This is a recipe for a pretty solid ride. Seven Dwarfs Mine Train is a newer Vekoma mine train, and provides a fun, well-themed experience. Nothing extraordinary though. Worth...

  • Carter M. 3 years ago

    Smoothness Too short

    It's a smooth, albeit extremely short family coaster, and is fine for what it is.

  • Carter M. 3 years ago

    Theming Disappointing!

    My low rating of this ride is mostly my fault. For some reason I came into this ride expecting a LOT and it gave me very little. Probably the most disappointed I've ever been after a ride. I don't kno...

  • Carter M. 3 years ago

    Airtimes Rattle Discomfort

    I haven't ridden Timber Wolf since the retrack, so I need to get back to ride it again soon. But when I rode it back in 2016 it was so so so painful. The roughness was practically unbearable. I don't ...

  • Carter M. 3 years ago

    Pace Fun Rattle

    Prowler has the best pacing out of any coaster I've been on (which isn't much considering I've only ridden 31 coasters as of the writing of this review) and has a great setting going out into the wood...

  • Carter M. 3 years ago

    Theming Nice surprise!

    Fire In The Hole is a well themed dark ride/coaster that has some very surprising drops at the end, and a semi-splashdown. A fun little ride that is a great complimentary coaster to this elite lineup ...

  • Carter M. 3 years ago

    Airtimes Launch Pace

    This coaster flat out rocks! It has a fantastic launch, great elements, airtime and overbanked turns for days, and is glass smooth. Powder Keg will not disappoint. The back and front rows are where it...

  • Carter M. 3 years ago

    Nice surprise! Location Fun

    Thunderation is the greatest mine train of all time. This was one of my first larger roller coasters and oh man did I love it as a kid. From the setting, to the layout, to that wild helix into the tun...

  • Carter M. 3 years ago

    Lap Bar Nice surprise! Fun

    This has way too low of a score here. I really can't think of a bad thing about Runaway Mountain, other than maybe the capacity. It's a really really fun ride, and that's the only way to put it. The d...

  • Carter M. 3 years ago

    Location Pace Rattle

    Wow this website hates on this ride! While I haven't ridden it in a good three years, it really didn't bother me that much with the roughness. Yes the brake runs are jarring and slightly uncomfortable...

  • Carter M. 3 years ago

    Airtimes Fun Smoothness Theming Dead spots

    Pandemonium is always a good time. It spins a lot, especially if you distribute the weight in the four-seat car extremely unevenly. It's smooth, has surprise airtime, and is just an all around good ri...

  • Carter M. 3 years ago

    Location Fun Rattle Airtimes Dead spots

    Judge Roy is actually a fun ride. BUT only in the front row. It's not unbearably rough in the front, and is actually laugh out loud fun, likely because of the roughness. It has a great setting by a la...

  • Carter M. 3 years ago

    Inversions Fun Discomfort

    Sure the model is more common than a sneeze, but Joker, as well as other S&S Freespins are still really fun rides, that provide hangtime, disorienting flips, and just overall fun.

  • Carter M. 3 years ago

    Discomfort

    Pretty uncomfortable, even for a kiddie coaster. But it does what it's supposed to do.

  • Carter M. 3 years ago

    Theming Location Duration Rattle Dead spots

    Runaway Mine Train is a long, relaxing, fun ride. It winds through the trees at a leisurely pace, sporting three lift hills and some typical janky mine train turns. The ending however, where you trave...

  • Carter M. 3 years ago

    Airtimes Nice surprise!

    Sure it's a kiddie coaster, so it's not going to be amazing, but this ride actually has some surprisingly good airtime pops in the back row. It is also pretty well themed. Worth a ride if the line is ...

  • Carter M. 3 years ago

    It does what it's supposed to do as a kiddie coaster.

  • Carter M. 3 years ago

    Airtimes First Drop Duration

    New Texas Giant is the best roller coaster at Six Flags Over Texas by a lot. It is very long and filled with airtime and great overbanks. Sure, it's weak for an RMC, but it's still an amazing ride and...

  • Carter M. 3 years ago

    Airtimes First Drop Intensity Layout

    Titan is way too overhated by enthusiasts. It's a fun ride! Who cares if it's not at the level of a B&M Hyper? Titan has an awesome first drop, which in the back is great. You'll be floating out of yo...

  • Carter M. 3 years ago

    Launch Intensity Hangtime Too short Discomfort

    This ride is stupid intense from start to finish. Mr Freeze has a great loading system that keeps the line moving quickly, and a solidly themed queue, especially for Six Flags, that unfortunately can ...

  • Carter M. 3 years ago

    Fun Intensity Ejectors Too short

    Shock Wave truly is a hidden gem. The back-to-back loops pack in the positives and are a guaranteed grey out. The second and third hills provide some of the most insane ejector airtime in the world. A...

  • Carter M. 3 years ago

    Inversions Intensity Rattle Headbanging Discomfort

    While it's not an awful ride, Batman is not tall, not fast, and uncomfortable. Sure it's whippy and intense, but that alone cannot carry a ride in my opinion, and there is a lot of headbanging on this...