Reviews
  • Adam Tortorello 2 months ago

    Capacity Location Launch Theming Discomfort Dead spots

    This ride definitely feels shorter than 5000 feet. Not sure what to make of that- something seems fishy. If you ride on an empty stomach, you are likely to feel queasy. Also, the layout is not super i...

  • Adam Tortorello 5 months ago

    Location Fun Duration Capacity Dead spots

    4 lift hills, 9 minute experience. The downhill sections could be a bit longer and more dynamic. Supposedly the best mountain coaster in Tennessee. Amazing ride at night, especially with scare actors.

  • First Drop Capacity Fun

    Very fun being that high in the sky with sweeping drops. Pure fun and smooth. Its main weakness is the overly lengthy helix.

  • First Drop Too short Theming Reliability

    Every time we tried to walk around the pond to this ride (because we saw it running), it would close :p On our last day in San Antonio, we waited an hour outside its entrance to see if it would open. ...

  • Lap Bar Ejectors Discomfort

    If you ride in the back specifically, prepare to have your butt in the air on drops, only to be SLAMMED to the seat. Painful, yet wild.

  • Launch Pace Layout Capacity Harness Reliability

    One of the best of the Premier launch coasters. Smoother than both Joker's Jinx and Flight of Fear. Ride it in the front at night!

  • Location Rattle Inversions Discomfort

    This is the absolute highest I could rate the ride. This was overwhelmingly rough, and as a result, dizzying with the neverending inversions. My fiance felt like she wanted to throw up on the whole ri...

  • Location Layout Ejectors

    Iron Rattler was slightly underwhelming since I had heard it had one of the best first drops of any coaster anywhere, only to discover the first drop was above average but not outstanding. Nonetheless...

  • Airtimes First Drop Comfort

    In my unpopular opinion, this ride is superior to Fury because it has higher elements that are slightly less intense. Fury is just past the threshold of intensity for me. It also has a large camelback...

  • Theming Launch Duration

    This ride is highly underrated by most coaster enthusiasts. As of 08/22, with 243 credits to my name, I have this masterpiece as #2. It doesn't have to be crazy intense to be amazing. The ride is supe...

  • Headbanging Discomfort Tear it down!

    The worst roller coaster I've ever been on. 312th out of 312. Please tear this down and replace it with a Raptor or a Wooden Shuttle.

  • Location Pace Fun Rattle Too short

    A fun ride, but it's definitely not as strong as most other suspended coasters. Starts out well with a lift over Wonder Mountain and a setting over water, but it's short and doesn't do a whole lot wit...

  • First Drop Capacity Hangtime Too short Pointless Layout

    This ride is certainly overrated. Sheikra is significantly better as a dive coaster. The ride is mostly pointless in the back. If you're in the front, the first drop is tremendous. After that, the ele...

  • Adam Tortorello 2 years ago

    Nice surprise! Masterpiece Intensity Capacity

    The most underrated coaster I've done to date. I can't understand how people don't consider this one of Carowinds's best. This is one of the most unique coasters I've ever been one. After going up the...

  • Adam Tortorello 2 years ago

    Inversions Pace Fun

    A well executed invert. Better than Great Bear, Raptor, Silver Bullet, Talon, Batman. Worse than Montu and Dragon Challenge.

  • Adam Tortorello 2 years ago

    Launch Pace Hangtime Rattle Capacity Discomfort

    A solid ride, but not my cup of tea. A bit too short and hangtime-focused. The launches are quite slow and pretty much the whole ride is low to the ground. I prefer large drops and airtime rather than...

  • Adam Tortorello 2 years ago

    Airtimes Comfort Duration Rattle Intensity

    A great ride, but a tad overrated. It would be quite difficult to marathon given how intense and fast it is. The speed makes it feel extremely windy on the ride, which makes it hard to catch your brea...

  • Adam Tortorello 2 years ago

    Launch Pace Layout Rattle Headbanging Discomfort

    The layout was phenomenally long and creative. The issue is, the ride gave me a headache like no ride I've ever experienced. The sensation is very hard to describe. it's almost like the forces were ex...

  • Adam Tortorello 2 years ago

    Too short Pointless Layout

    After this ride was delayed two years, it opened in disappointing fashion. The ride is overly short in both height and length, and just plain pointless. The one redeeming factor is the first drop. Aft...

  • Adam Tortorello 2 years ago

    Disappointing! Discomfort Tear it down!

    So painful in the back. My neck was sore for hours afterwards.

  • Adam Tortorello 2 years ago

    Disappointing! Discomfort Pointless

    Worst Disney ride

  • Adam Tortorello 2 years ago

    Capacity Layout Duration Headbanging

    A joy of a ride. Super long- the 2nd longest steel coaster in the U.S! A nice Incredibles overlay theme. Only minor complaint is that there's a tad bit of headbanging in a few short moments. If you si...

  • Adam Tortorello 2 years ago

    Comfort Fun Smoothness Too short Capacity

    Probably the smoothest coaster I've ever done, and it feels like it gets faster as it goes! Lots of high-paced spins for like 30 seconds.

  • Adam Tortorello 2 years ago

    Location Intensity Discomfort Layout Lap Bar

    This is one of the most overrated coasters I ever ever ridden. Let's put aside the horrible restraints and pretend like those are fine. Layout and duration are big factors for me in evaluating how goo...

  • Adam Tortorello 2 years ago

    First Drop Location Pace Headbanging Discomfort Tear it down!

    This ride is pointless and uncomfortable. So short you could ride the whole thing before swallowing one piece of chicken. Tear it down and put in a family woodie or single rail RMC.

  • Adam Tortorello 2 years ago

    Airtimes Nice surprise! Fun Too short Theming Discomfort

    Underrated. Fun mini hills inside, despite the hiding pirates, lol. The spiral lift hill is cool.

  • Adam Tortorello 2 years ago

    Comfort Fun Smoothness Too short Disappointing! Pointless

    Quite overrated. Good for kids but when they say "Fun for families and established thrill seekers alike", I balk. Just doesn't do much.

  • Adam Tortorello 2 years ago

    First Drop Location Duration Pointless Dead spots Intensity

    Rode it with an almost empty train and early in the day, attributes which I'm sure contributed to its mildness. My guess is that it runs faster and more intense at night with a full train. Decent leng...

  • Adam Tortorello 2 years ago

    Airtimes Location Smoothness Too short

    The lift hill takes a substantial amount of time to climb-not ideal for someone afraid of heights. The first drop is smaller than its height and curves to the right as a sort of warm-up. The track the...

  • Adam Tortorello 2 years ago

    Headbanging Discomfort Tear it down!

    I've ridden 207 coasters and this jewel is #207. It gave my head such pressure and discomfort for only a 25 second ride. Advil please. This was one and done.