Coaster reviews
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First Drop Inversions Rattle
Last turn is definitely hard to brace for in most rows, but the rest of the ride is highly enjoyable. That first drop never gets old to me, even as I do it about once a week. 100% a trump card most parks can't respond to.
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Bottom half of B&M inverts for sure
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Inversions Launch Lap Bar
Pretty neat launch coaster. The MCBR really is a buzzkill, but the first half at the intended speed is a fun rush. The lap bar restraints need to come down needlessly far in my opinion. The coaster doesn't really warrant such restrictive restraints. If you have big legs, best of luck.
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I actually kinda like this coaster. It really needs some retracking to address the roughness and rattle, but some of the hills and turns aren't half bad.
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Inversions Dead spots Layout
Overhated, but some of the criticism is certainly true. The middle third, the part after the MCBR and before the corkscrews, is awful, awkward, and terrible. The other parts of the ride I enjoy. Get your credit in now before it's gone.
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Airtimes Fun Ejectors
Absolute airtime machine; this might be the most aggressive ride in that department for me and I love it. Also really love the barrel roll first drop. The best coaster that only turns right
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First Drop Inversions Fun Capacity
Rode on member preview day; sincerely hope they fix the locker situation or it's a tough sell to wait over and over again for. Not an ejector machine like Railblazer, but still has some good hills and inversions.
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Location Fun Dead spots
It won't be in anyone's top 5 at the park, but it definitely gets too much hate. The lift at the end is definitely a buzzkill, but I really like everything else. Arrow suspended coasters are a dying breed, get your rides in now
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Inversions Intensity
Anyone going on and on about how much the harness hurts just tells me they don't know how to ride stand-up coasters correctly. Whatever your height is, bend down about 4 inches, then when the harnesses get locked, stand up. The harness will get locked on the next click up, which won't be at your full height. You'll get you shoulders more into the OSTR and have good groin clearance
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Lap Bar Launch Too short Layout
Good launch coaster, but definitely is too short and gets overhyped. If I visit SFMM and this is more than a 15 minute wait, I'll skip it
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Masterpiece Capacity
Legendary, but the ride dispatches could be so much better
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Lap Bar Inversions Rattle Too short
Ironically doesn't give much hang time. I wish there wasn't a holding brake on the first drop, but it is what it is. Definitely has a rattle most noticeable in rows 3 and 4.
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Comfort Masterpiece Ejectors Theming
The backwards airtime you get is absolutely wild. The rest of it is amazing too, but some sensations are just so rare and magnificent they're immediately memorable
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First Drop Inversions Masterpiece
Might be my favorite first drop ever (though Fury 325 is extremely close). A hypercoaster PLUS the fact it has quality inversions makes it unquestionably elite. The restraint is only a lapbar, which, for a ride of this caliber, is absolutely nuts. Already looking forward the when I can get back to Lagoon.
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Lap Bar Disappointing! Tear it down! Dead spots
Very disappointing this fills the hypercoaster box at the park. The first drop is alright, but it's mainly to get the ride up to speed; it doesn't do much otherwise. Most of the turns are pretty pointless and boring. The speed hill usually delivers for me and the downward helix is indeed good, but I always come off thinking I wasted my time. Definitely a subpar hyper. Magic Mountain should replace this with a better hyper or giga (but we know neither will happen).
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First Drop Masterpiece Intensity
It's absolutely unreal this coaster even exists. 75% of my vision went to TV static on that famous first turn, and the laterals and sense of speed are unmatched. It's hard to marathon, as I came back at different times throughout the day, but man is every ride worth it.
