Reviews
  • Ryan Smith 4 months ago

    Headbanging Harness Tear it down!

    Only good part is the drop, the rest is trash

  • Ryan Smith 5 months ago

    First Drop Smoothness Dead spots Layout

    I wouldn't call Patriot BAD, but it's not a great invert.

  • Ryan Smith 5 months ago

    Intensity Smoothness Layout Discomfort

    One of the best B&M loopers ever.

  • Ryan Smith 5 months ago

    Intensity Layout Hangtime

    God I miss her

  • Ryan Smith 5 months ago

    Too short Discomfort Tear it down!

    Not as bad as Kong, but horrificly bad

  • Ryan Smith 5 months ago

    Masterpiece Tear it down! Dead spots Layout

    This ride made me want to quit being a thoosie. It's a waste of time.

  • Ryan Smith 7 months ago

    Inversions Rattle Headbanging Tear it down!

    DO NOT RIDE SCREAM! This coaster actually managed to seriously injure me. I got whiplash from how rough and rattly this piece of sh*t was. Someone giv...

  • Ryan Smith 7 months ago

    Airtimes Intensity Too short

    A bit short but otherwise this ride is awesome. The airtime pops you get are great.

  • Ryan Smith 7 months ago

    Airtimes Inversions Duration Capacity

    Best airtime ever, best inversions on any RMC, glass smooth, only downside is that it doesn't duel every time. Which, is fine. It's still amazing.

  • Ryan Smith 7 months ago

    First Drop Inversions Intensity Rattle Dead spots

    The first half is amazing with a great first drop and three awesome inversions, after the MCBR though this ride is very boring and not great.

  • Ryan Smith 7 months ago

    Intensity Layout Duration

    Godlike airtime, godlike laterals, super long, amazing terrain, glass smooth.

  • Ryan Smith 7 months ago

    First Drop Masterpiece Intensity Capacity

    It's X2, enough said.

  • Ryan Smith 7 months ago

    Location Intensity Layout Dead spots

    It's got some pacing issues but when this ride hits it HITS. Super intense, fairly smooth now, and it pulls some amazing laterals.

  • Ryan Smith 2 years ago

    Masterpiece Headbanging Capacity Harness

    NOPE NO NO NO NO NO. I REFUSE TO RIDE THIS AGAIN HOW IN THE WORLD DO YOU MAKE A RIDE THAT IS SO ROUGH THAT YOU GET PAIN ON THE FINAL BRAKE RUN. ...

  • Ryan Smith 2 years ago

    Location Rattle Discomfort Lap Bar

    OWWWWW THIS COASTER SUCK!!!!! I WISH I COULD GIVE IT NO STARS. THERE IS NOTHING REDEEMABLE ABOUT THIS. IT HURTS SO MUCH!!!

  • Ryan Smith 2 years ago

    Airtimes Comfort Pace Reliability

    Everything that has ever been said about Steve is 100% true. I think this really is the best coaster on Earth, and Iron Gwazi is the only coaster I ca...

  • Ryan Smith 2 years ago

    Launch Masterpiece Intensity Inversions

    Really is one of the best of its kind. While Cheetah Hunt was a disappointment, this coaster did NOT. The launch, airtime, pacing, and intensity are a...