Coaster reviews

Masterpiece Headbanging Capacity Harness

NOPE NO NO NO NO NO. I REFUSE TO RIDE THIS AGAIN HOW IN THE WORLD DO YOU MAKE A RIDE THAT IS SO ROUGH THAT YOU GET PAIN ON THE FINAL BRAKE RUN. I WILL THROW A PARTY THE DAY THIS PIECE OF SHIT GETS SCRAPPED.

Location Rattle Discomfort Lap Bar

OWWWWW THIS COASTER SUCK!!!!! I WISH I COULD GIVE IT NO STARS. THERE IS NOTHING REDEEMABLE ABOUT THIS. IT HURTS SO MUCH!!!

Airtimes Comfort Pace Reliability

Everything that has ever been said about Steve is 100% true. I think this really is the best coaster on Earth, and Iron Gwazi is the only coaster I can see that gives it competition.

Launch Masterpiece Intensity Inversions

Really is one of the best of its kind. While Cheetah Hunt was a disappointment, this coaster did NOT. The launch, airtime, pacing, and intensity are all insane. Even though the inversions are just okay