Reviews
  • Sean R. 1 year ago

    Nice surprise! Location Smoothness Too short Reliability

    The Joker Funhouse coaster was a nice little surprise that gives families an approachable option to get future enthusiasts comfortable with a coaster while still providing a little bit of a thrill for...

  • Sean R. 1 year ago

    Location Smoothness Layout Disappointing!

    I went on this a bunch as a kid. The name and concept created a tremendous aura of suspense and intrigue. But I always found the experience to be a tad underwhelming. It was my first hanging coaster a...

  • Sean R. 1 year ago

    Inversions

    Went on this in its early days as The Sidewinder. A classic boomerang that I remember more for the lines than the experience. It gave Hershey a little more pop in its lineup, but I felt the park could...

  • Sean R. 1 year ago

    First Drop Nice surprise! Fun

    This is the world's best family-coaster in my view...or at least, the best I've experienced. If you took the tingling sensations of your typical amusement park swings added a dash of extra intensity a...

  • Sean R. 1 year ago

    Nice surprise! Fun

    This was my first stand-up in 20 years...I found it to be pretty enjoyable. Good hills, twists, turns and inversions, but nothing to write home about. I was a bit nauseous after exiting, but recovered...

  • Sean R. 1 year ago

    Airtimes First Drop Duration

    A staple of my childhood, The Comet has always been a steady performer and enjoyable experience for me. It was just a bit too small to get me really excited, but just big enough to get me to stand in ...

  • Sean R. 1 year ago

    Nice surprise!

    This was a really nice surprise and a wonderful family coaster experience. It's relatively smooth, has some modest launch elements that get the tingles and heart-rate going just enough to be entertain...

  • Sean R. 1 year ago

    Inversions Nice surprise! Smoothness Too short

    It's not often you'll see smoothness as a main pro for an older steel Arrow coaster, but this ride was remarkably smooth and quite efficient in creating some unexpected thrills and fun. The one notabl...

  • Sean R. 1 year ago

    Theming Launch Smoothness Capacity

    This was a treat for a Disney coaster...it didn't significantly change my heart-rate, but it was a really unique ride with a nice shot of adrenaline out of the gates and a cool experience onward from ...

  • Sean R. 1 year ago

    First Drop Inversions Fun Capacity

    This was a truly unique riding experience for me...I generally liked it and found it quite exhilarating and innovative. Its how I imagine a ride would represent a drunk superman flight. I would've rat...

  • Sean R. 1 year ago

    Inversions Launch Hangtime Rattle

    Copperhead Strike was good, not great for me, but I could see how it would be great for others. This comes down to personal taste and preference. I think the coaster delivers everything it was designe...

  • Sean R. 1 year ago

    Airtimes First Drop Ejectors Dead spots

    I loved this ride. It was everything I was hoping Goliath SFOG would be, just a 3-hour longer drive to get on it. It is big and fast! I rode it twice - once towards the front, once in the back and the...

  • Sean R. 1 year ago

    Theming Location Intensity

    This, like many Disney "coasters" I've rated, is more an experience than a coaster - so it's almost impossible to rate alongside proper coasters. I enjoyed the ride quite a bit and more than Forbidden...

  • Sean R. 1 year ago

    Smoothness Disappointing!

    The name Trailblazer always suggested something more intense in my mind, but alas, this is not an intense coaster. With that said, it is a serviceable family coaster that is a great starter ride for y...

  • Sean R. 1 year ago

    Theming Location Fun Discomfort

    A really nice family coaster and a nice way to start the day and warm-up the coaster muscles. It has just enough thrill to add some tingles throughout the experience. Fast Pass lines move quickly (mor...

  • Sean R. 1 year ago

    Rattle Headbanging Tear it down!

    I've been on Space Mountain a dozen times over 30 years... and I never liked it (which I'm reminded of each time.) It's not aggressive enough from a thrills vantage, it's really uncomfortable, the con...

  • Sean R. 1 year ago

    Masterpiece Headbanging Too short Discomfort

    A historically important coaster, but one the has more than served its purpose and is way past its prime at this point. It might be kind to take it out behind the shed...it is underwhelming and unrema...

  • Sean R. 1 year ago

    Intensity Layout Hangtime

    I've always considered myself a brave coaster rider...but this was a humbling experience that quickly showed I was not quite as brave a coaster rider as I envisioned. This was not my first intense RMC...

  • Sean R. 1 year ago

    Inversions Intensity

    I don't remember all the details of my one and only ride, but I do recall really enjoying it. It was bigger than anything else I had ridden at that point of my life and the multiple inversions were re...

  • Sean R. 1 year ago

    Discomfort Tear it down!

    This ride was awful. The layout is prime for a good family coaster, but the experience is just brutal...I blamed the Great American Scream Machine for a strained oblique, but I think that was simply t...

  • Sean R. 1 year ago

    First Drop Location Duration Rattle Discomfort

    This ride could stand to be smoothed over a fair bit. If it was, it could be a pretty fun ride. It has all the components of an enjoyable wooden classic, but its unbelievably rough and while I can usu...

  • Sean R. 1 year ago

    First Drop Intensity Duration Rattle

    I really like this ride. It was filled with thrill from the first climb right on through to the end. It is a meaty, proper length roller-coaster and the first combination of events that get it started...

  • Sean R. 1 year ago

    Nice surprise! Capacity

    For years, the lines and heat conspired against us to make this ride inaccessible over many visits to Magic Kingdom. But on our last visit, we got lucky and found our way on in relative short-order. F...

  • Sean R. 1 year ago

    Theming Launch Too short

    I was ready for something more intense than I experienced. The Aerosmith theming is also an odd and dated choice. The launch is a nice start, but this ride is way too short and too mild from an intens...

  • Sean R. 1 year ago

    Inversions Nice surprise! Smoothness

    This was my first and remains my only wing coaster to date (due to the weather at CP.) Said simply, I really enjoyed it. The marketing materials suggested this was as close to flying as you'll feel on...

  • Sean R. 1 year ago

    First Drop Capacity Intensity

    This ride was really under-appreciated, if not underrated .We went on it multiple times the day before Thanksgiving in 2021 and we enjoyed each ride. I'm very much looking forward to giving Wildcat's ...

  • Sean R. 1 year ago

    Inversions Nice surprise! Intensity

    What a firecracker of a ride! I jumped on Raptor thinking I would burn some time while my wife and daughter were hitting Iron Dragon for the 3rd or 4th time. I figured it would be a cool ride, but I w...

  • Sean R. 1 year ago

    Airtimes Intensity Smoothness

    While I've been on much bigger coasters and more intense RMC's, I love this ride. It is small by comparison but packs a mighty punch. The ability this coaster has in creating so much intensity in such...

  • Sean R. 1 year ago

    Theming Launch Hangtime

    I have ridden this coaster 3x in my life...once in March of 2022 and twice on the same day in May 2023 - with one of the rides on my latest visit finding me in the front seat, and ultimately deliverin...