Reviews
  • Michael M. 1 month ago

    Airtimes Launch Intensity Rattle

    This is an incredible ride. The green side starts with a powerful launch (yes, really, a powerful launch on a Mack) into a first half with multiple s...

  • Michael M. 1 month ago

    Inversions Launch Intensity Rattle

    This is an incredible ride. The yellow side starts with a powerful launch (yes, really, a powerful launch on a Mack) into a first half with plenty of...

  • Michael M. 1 month ago

    Inversions Launch Intensity

    I was hoping that Joker's Jinx might be better than Flight of Fear due to the outdoor setting allowing for easier defensive riding, but I was not prep...

  • Michael M. 1 month ago

    Theming Rattle Capacity Reliability

    This was the biggest disappointment of my day at Epic Universe and I went in not expecting much. The theming is really all it has going for it. It d...

  • Michael M. 1 month ago

    Theming Launch Fun Capacity

    I honestly wasn't sure how I would like this going in. I hadn't really heard anything about it and hadn't seen a POV. I left pleasantly surprised at...

  • Michael M. 1 month ago

    Too short Layout

    The main draw of a B&M dive coaster is obviously the holding chain and first drop. The general public loves that. And honestly, I loved it too. Tha...

  • Michael M. 1 month ago

    Inversions Intensity Layout Headbanging

    This ride is just stupid intense. Not many coasters provoke physical reactions from my body anymore (besides greying out), but this one managed to bo...

  • Michael M. 3 months ago

    Launch Ejectors Hangtime Too short Harness Discomfort

    These things are *way* too much fun for how compact, short, and clonable they are. The launches have good kick. The backwards stall is disorientingly ...

  • Michael M. 3 months ago

    Airtimes Rattle

    The first time I rode this in 2023, I didn't have all that great of a time. That was really before I discovered airtime (and learned not to staple my...

  • Michael M. 3 months ago

    Theming Layout Rattle

    As someone who rode the original Big Bad Wolf, nothing else will ever quite live up to that. This does swoop through a Bavarian village, but the lack...

  • Michael M. 3 months ago

    Fun Capacity

    It's a good family coaster. Nothing crazy, but just some twists and turns around various theming elements. The launches are fun and the air conditio...

  • Michael M. 3 months ago

    First Drop Fun

    I don't have much negative to say about this, but I don't have much positive to say either. The first drop is fun and is rather unique for a wild mou...

  • Michael M. 3 months ago

    Inversions Launch Hangtime Rattle

    Rapterra has a great layout. It has lots of elements atypical of past wing coasters, including hangtime at odd angles. The inversions are fun. The ...

  • Michael M. 3 months ago

    Pace Intensity Smoothness

    Somehow over the last year I have gotten to be OK with being brought to the verge of consciousness, and that finally allows me to actually enjoy Panth...

  • Michael M. 3 months ago

    Airtimes Rattle Headbanging

    This thing tracks about like a shopping cart rolling down a flight of stairs. It jerks and bangs its way throughout the entire layout, slamming my br...

  • Michael M. 4 months ago

    Launch Ejectors Hangtime Too short Harness Lap Bar

    Now that I've gotten a chance to ride a Skyrocket II without being stapled, I've decided that these things are *way* too much fun for how compact, sho...

  • Michael M. 5 months ago

    First Drop Pace Smoothness Too short

    This is what B&M dive coasters should have been. The tilt is a crazy effect, hanging you from the restraint in anticipation of the drop. Towards the...

  • Michael M. 5 months ago

    Airtimes Pace Layout

    For being the first gigacoaster, Millennium Force stands up quite well against the more modern ones. The sense of speed is incredible and it never le...

  • Michael M. 5 months ago

    Airtimes Launch Intensity Reliability

    Truly, mind-blowingly insane. I really don't have words to properly describe this coaster. It starts off with a slowish forward launch, but still ma...

  • Michael M. 5 months ago

    Smoothness Dead spots

    It's pretty smooth for an old-gen Vekoma. There aren't really any forces of which to speak. I'm sure the little kids have fun on it though. The onl...

  • Michael M. 5 months ago

    Inversions Pace Intensity Rattle Discomfort

    This was my first SLC and what I had previously suspected is true: It is an amazing layout let down by bad profiling and poor tracking. The intensity...

  • Michael M. 5 months ago

    Fun

    This thing spins like absolute crazy. I don't know how they got it to spin that much, but I'm glad they did. I had much more fun on it than I probab...

  • Michael M. 5 months ago

    Inversions Layout Rattle Headbanging Inversions

    I'm so happy I got to ride the very first B&M before it meets its demise later this year. It isn't awful. It has a nice layout and forceful inversio...

  • Michael M. 5 months ago

    Rattle Discomfort Lap Bar

    At some point, GCI figured out how to design a wooden coaster layout that wouldn't beat itself to hell. That point was after they built Roar. Honest...

  • Michael M. 5 months ago

    Airtimes Rattle Discomfort Lap Bar

    Wild One is by far the oldest coaster I've ever ridden (at 107 years old when I rode it). I went into it really wanting to love it, but I couldn't qu...

  • Michael M. 5 months ago

    Airtimes First Drop Fun Dead spots Layout

    This was my first Intamin hyper (and my firsts Intamin with a chain lift hill too). I think it is also one of Intamin's early hypers too, and it show...

  • Michael M. 5 months ago

    Inversions Fun Intensity Capacity Reliability

    I already suspected I was going to like Batwing since I am one of the rare people who actually enjoyed Nighthawk at Carowinds. That said, I still lef...

  • Michael M. 9 months ago

    Airtimes Inversions Location

    This is an incredible jack-of-all-trades coaster. It has great launches (especially the second). It has great inversions, especially the mosasaurus ...

  • Michael M. 9 months ago

    Theming Launch Fun

    I was surprised at how good the forces on this were. The launches were great (and I could even hear the awesome Intamin LSM growl over the theming so...

  • Michael M. 9 months ago

    Inversions Launch Intensity

    This is so far my favorite B&M sit-down looper and my favorite traditional (non-inverted) looper. It starts off with a surprisingly powerful drive ti...