Coaster reviews

Tear it down!

boring

Duration Discomfort Pointless Dead spots

This ride was probably a 6/10 when it opened and is a 2/10 now

Airtimes First Drop Nice surprise! Too short Inversions

Too many inversions for an RMC of that length but the rest of the ride is really good

Duration Disappointing! Dead spots

The park ruined what was a once-great classic coaster

Masterpiece Layout Ejectors Discomfort

No other ride has left bruises the size of baseballs on my thighs before. It is way too painful on the quad down. Replace it with 2 traditional RMC camelback's and it is in my top 5

Airtimes Masterpiece Duration

How did they build this then hit a wall harder than Dale Earnhardt?

Pace Intensity Layout

This is what the best invert looks like. When you take all of the mid away from Montu you get just the good stuff with Afterburn. Its like skipping your veggies at dinner as a kid. Who the hell likes eating their veggies?

Airtimes Nice surprise! Comfort Launch

I was thoroughly impressed! Didn't expect to like it as much as I did.

Airtimes First Drop Nice surprise! Theming

This is almost as good as Diamondback and definitely a lot smoother than it

Comfort

Its a junior PTC, not much else to say. Good for small children for which I am not

Comfort Dead spots

I missed Hurler at KD as a kid so it was nice to see how terrible the ride was before Twisted Timbers

Rattle Tear it down!

Somehow worse than Vortex

Intensity Harness Discomfort Tear it down!

Somehow not the worst coaster at this park

Duration

A very very mid mine train. Nothing too good about it, nothing too bad

Tear it down!

I didn't think I could ride a worse boomerang than the one in Ocean City MD but somehow this is absolute garbage. I'm so glad I didn't wait more than 1 cycle for it

Inversions Rattle Harness

Arrow corks are awesome but they have been insanely outclassed by more modern and better coasters

Duration Reliability

Not my finest +1. Had to ask an op to come over and unlock the ride for me. Sent me around 10+ times as punishment.

Theming Layout Duration Dead spots

The first half seems to meander around for a few moments but the second half forgives itself

Nice surprise! Location Fun

7 Thrilling Events! Also the programming is incredible

Pace Ejectors Rattle Dead spots

It's developed serious jackhammering issue in the turnaround that almost makes the ride unbearable on any wheel seat. Also Jersey Devil's drop is just as good but y'all aren't ready for that conversation yet

Fun Intensity Ejectors Theming Dead spots

Not the biggest fan of swing launches but Pantheon does it nicely. Please theme this thing, it sticks out like a sore thumb at a park like BGW

Location Intensity Ejectors Reliability

This ride in its configuration prior to 2024 was incredible. The launch really set the tone for the ride and fit the loose "hot rod" theme well. I doubt the "fast chain" helps the ride retain its hype levels

Airtimes Location Harness

There's very few things more thrilling than plunging down the ravine. Such a unique coaster with a good revival

Capacity Smoothness Ejectors

This ride really caught be by surprise and has broken in incredibly well. One of the best well-rounded RMC coasters. Gives the best of airtime, positives, laterals and intensity

First Drop Location Fun

I'm a simp for this damn ride it just makes me smile and its fun :)

First Drop Intensity Ejectors

Greatest first drop on the planet. Nothing comes close to the double yoink

Masterpiece Intensity Layout

Would be better than Voyage if it kept its intensity after the trim brake

Airtimes Pace Duration

The Voyage