Coaster reviews

Airtimes Too short Discomfort Pointless

Ride is very short, and the trains clearly aren’t designed to fit adults in! It does have a fair amount of airtime, although I was in the back row, not sure if you’d feel it further forwards.

Location Discomfort

It's obviously a family coaster. The seats are ridiculously small, parents will be very uncomfortable!

Fun Dead spots Layout

Its a pretty average family spinning coaster - its alright but nothing thrilling. You do get to do 2 laps though which is good

Masterpiece Disappointing! Discomfort Pointless

Very unique, but unfortunately it is quite painful as it slams you around the corners and it goes very slowly around a boring layout.

Location Fun Pointless Dead spots Layout

The location and the view is amazing, the coaster is so iconic. Its not very fast or intense, but as long as you don't expect it to be thrilling you'll enjoy it!

Theming Nice surprise! Fun Too short

Fun ride that's very smooth and has nice theming (although no storyline) and generally good experience. The indoor section is surprising and iconic, the outdoor section is very fun, has some airtime, a surprisingly good first drop (despite the trim brakes!), although I do think the outdoor section is a bit too short. Seat position makes a huge difference in the outdoor section, back row is so much better!

Pace Fun Capacity Dead spots

Its obviously not supposed to be a thrilling ride - and its not. But its still incredibly fun, good layout (although slightly random), it's good you get to go around 3 times, and the ride staff make it especially fun. A little bit rough, has some dead spots, but it is a mine train and for that it is quite good.

Theming Pace Intensity Rattle

Very whippy and intense, with brilliant theming around the area. Our first ride was incredibly smooth, but second ride was a bit rough - both similar seat, I assume it was a different train. It was still a great ride on the rough train, but it was highly noticeable, other non-enthusiasts were pointing it out too!

Location Layout Capacity Discomfort

Pretty typical wild mouse ride, nice views of the sea and fun layout, but a bit rough and uncomfortable.

Launch Fun Smoothness Theming

Very smooth ride with very nice launches, even if they’re not the most powerful in the world. Pretty good layout but theming is certainly lacking

Airtimes Fun Layout Discomfort

Fun ride, but very rough especially in seats over wheels or at the back, to be expected given its age. I think the right side is slightly smoother than the left, but only been on 3 or 4 times so it might have just been the train we happened to be on.

Theming Fun Smoothness

Nice launches and layout, even if they’re not too powerful/forceful they’re fun. Very nice effects in the tunnel at the start, and nice trains.

Fun Layout Capacity

Really enjoyed this ride, its layout is good although fairly generic for a spinning coaster. Main problem with it is the capacity, if you go on a slightly busy day it draws a big queue which it's maybe not worth.

Pace Fun Layout Rattle Discomfort

This ride is great fun with a great layout, but it is very rough. It feels like the ride runs much faster than it should do, which is very thrilling but is probably the reason it’s so rough. Also got stuck in the station for about 15 minutes and had to wait while they fixed it which isn’t very cool.

Pace Fun Layout Rattle Discomfort

It’s a fun ride with a great layout, it’s a bit rough, although we went back row so that’s expected on an older coaster

First Drop Comfort Launch Too short Theming

Amazing feeling going over the top hat, launch is powerful and feels like it goes on forever, although I’ve never been on kingda ka or top thrill! Favourite part is as it pulls up after the launch track, and pulling up at the bottom of the drop. Throughput and operations are bad and the queue is all unthemed and very hot and sweaty cattle pen, although it is in the shade.

Comfort Fun Layout Capacity

Incredible ride, really fun with lots of launches. You don’t know what way you’re going or what’s coming next, and it’s super smooth. First time going on a ride that does a lateral drop, it felt amazing. This ride is a capacity/operations nightmare so be prepared to queue! The queue is well themed and has air con which is good.

Fun Layout Too short

Tomahawk is significantly smoother than Stampida, although it isn’t as fast or as long. It was fairly smooth even on the back row, and has a really fun layout with good laterals.

Launch Rattle Too short Harness

The launch is very powerful, but the ride is very rough, my head was banging from side to side a lot. The harness isn’t great either. The inversion is pretty good, the rest of the layout is good but it’s quite short

Fun Layout Duration Discomfort Dead spots

Quite a good mine train, it has 3 lift hills which isn’t really necessary, you have lots of speed going into them. It’s a bit rough but not too bad. It’s quite long and has good theming.

Inversions Intensity Layout Rattle Harness

Very nice layout with a surprisingly good first drop. All the inversions were great, didn’t feel repetitive at all. There was a quite strong rattle, wasn’t headbanging but definitely noticeable. Classic over-the-shoulder restraints aren’t my favourite, but didn’t impact the ride experience much.

Airtimes First Drop Comfort

Incredible ride with loads of airtime, interesting layout, amazing speed, and great views - I can’t fault it. I had express pass but standby queue looked long, although capacity isn’t bad and operations were quite good.

Pace Fun Too short Capacity

It is a fun ride, has a layout which is interesting but quite short. It has a low capacity and seems to always draw one the biggest queue in the park, which I don't think it's worth but I still ride if I can.

Location Fun

It's a family coaster, don't go on expecting thrills. But it is fun, has good views, and was pretty comfortable.

Fun Ejectors Rattle

Really fun ride - spins more than any spinning coaster I've been on before, and despite it being wild-mouse-like it's not too rough or uncomfortable. Layout is fun, there is a drop and turn near the end that has huge airtime.

First Drop Inversions Intensity Headbanging

Really great layout, with lots of good inversions, feels interesting throughout without feeling forced or overdone. First drop is amazing (it is the tallest suspended looping coaster in the world). It is a little rough and you do bang your head a bit, harness is pretty alright so it's not too bad.

Inversions Location Fun Harness Dead spots

Much smoother than I was expecting for an older vekoma. It has a nice layout that goes right round the park, but it does feel a little empty at times, not too bad as it does go fast though. Harness and seat aren't very comfortable

First Drop Pace Masterpiece Too short

Good drop, but other than that there's basically nothing. Well worth a ride but I wouldn't queue long for it.

Nice surprise! Harness Layout Dead spots

Very fun ride with an interesting layout. Felt quite comfortable and smooth

Theming Pace Layout Reliability

Fun coaster with great layout and theming, gets a surprising amount of speed given its size. Unfortunately I queued for this ride for over 30 minutes when it broke down and queue got emptied, but rode it later and it was very good.