Coaster reviews

Theming Duration Dead spots

While Thunder Mountain is a classic Disney coaster, you should go on with the expectation of a family coaster rather than a thrill coaster. The best part of the ride is the amazing theming, especially at the start when you dive into the pitch black and rise through a beautifully lit cave. My favorite section is probably the helix winding in and out of the rock. However, for most of the ride, it struggles to pick up speed, leading to a lot of dead spots. Other great aspects of the ride are its length and capacity. This is a long ride with three lift hills, and they have a dual loading station, so even if the line goes all the way to the entrance, the wait will often be less than an hour. This ride is a must do every time you go to Disneyland.

Theming Fun Masterpiece Rattle

Matterhorn Bobsleds is a very special ride given its historical significance and quality. The on-ride theming is spectacular even by todays standards, and I can only imagine what people must have thought back in 1959 when it first opened. The interaction between the two sides and the tight, twisty layout make this a solid thrill coaster. The length and pacing of this coaster are also strong points, as the ride is long and keeps its speed through the whole layout. The main issue that detracts from the fun experience are the jerky transitions which exist on all of Arrow's early creations. You get jolted to the side with every turn (which there are a lot of) and there is a significant rattle throughout the entire layout. However, this may actually be fun for some people as it makes the ride more wild. I prefer the left track and have ridden that the most because I think it has a more interesting layout. On either side though, you get a fun splash down at the end which doesn't get you too wet. Aside from the rattle, this is an overall excellent family/thrill coaster which I hope stays around for many more decades.

Masterpiece Layout Ejectors Reliability

Boardwalk bullet ranks in my top 5 wooden coasters. This ride is literally the most insane boardwalk coaster I've ridden! The ride consists of tons of airtime, laterals, and positive forces. The ride currently holds the record for most track crossovers which give some great head chopper effects. The ride just violently tosses you in various directions and from lift hill to brakes there is not a single dull moment. Boardwalk bullet is just pure adrenaline and is among my favorite coasters of all time!

Masterpiece Intensity Ejectors Rattle

Let's start this review with saying this is one of the few rough coasters that I still found to be an elite attraction. This ride has a definite rattle but it is one of the craziest rides I've ridden!!! Its first awesome element is the vertical lift, for some reason I prefer this lift to the gerstlaur ones that I have ridden. Then the ride has an amazing 90 degree first drop that just rips you out of your seat, some insane airtime especially if you have some room in the restraint. The vertical loop starts with some positive before switching it up and giving some solid hang time. The same goes for the zero g roll. The turnaround is incredibly intense and loaded with positives. The final four elements are insane, 3 airtime hills broken up by a corkscrew. The airtime is powerful ejector, to the point where I compare it to the powerful ejector on rmc coasters. By the time you hit the brakes you will be planning to get back in line, it's that good. I know that zamperla is not known for great coasters, but this blew me away and I'm glad I chose to go to this park!!

Nice surprise! Fun Rattle Capacity

Crazy mouse was a fun surprise that caught me off guard. The ride spun just enough to be thrilling, but not enough to induce nausea! I am not always the biggest fan of spinning coasters but this one was solid. The reason I give it 2.5 stars is that it still is a wild mouse type ride and i can only say it's so good to a point. The ride also has a small pop of airtime that is quite thrilling right before the turn into the final brakes. Overall this is a fun family thrill coaster that fits the park perfectly.

Airtimes Fun Layout

Now, obviously this isn’t the most thrilling coaster on earth. It’s located in a smaller park in a relatively small population centre. But for what it is, it’s an amazing ride. It’s layout is really cool and those hills after the mid-course absolutely launch you out of your seat. The wait times usually aren’t that long, too

First Drop Comfort Layout Capacity

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Nice surprise! Location Intensity Rattle Headbanging Harness

Let me start by saying that this ride surprised me more than almost any ride did on my massive roadtrip over the summer. I went in with low expectations as i am a t3 veteran and i was expecting this slc to be hot trash, boy was i completely wrong!. I rode in both the front and back and id say its a night and day difference! The front is the way to go, its actually not bad, the restraints are like pillows when your head hits them, or at least they are compared to mind erasers at six flags america. This is actually one of the best vekomas ive ridden and i wish all slc coasters were like this!! So the ride starts with a slow climb of about 100 ft before a curve drop that actually is pretty fun, then you will be thrown into a rollover which is my personal favorite element as the front row offers some strong g force, then a wave turn like element before a sidewinder and then a double twist finale. The setting is another highlight of this ride with it feeling like a random ride in a forest, which i like that feel a lot to be honest. So overall just a great surprise for me!!!

Location Rattle Headbanging Tear it down!

I went into this ride expecting a pretty rough coaster, but gosh was this worse than i anticipated!! My experience started with a long and boring wait in the station due to some issues with guests wanting to switch seats while i chilled in the front row of the ride. Then the ride started and i instantly noticed that the setting right over the alligator enclosure was a masterful idea, so ill give it that. Then the train left the lift hill and throughout the ride every transition generated headbanging and i was in extreme discomfort as a result. When i finally came off the ride i felt that that short 25 second ride was in my top 25 worst coasters. I see no legitimate reason for the park to not buy lap bar trains like other parks have. The rides layout isn't bad for a family coaster, its just that darned headbanging that keeps this from being a family friendly ride. Final verdict, ride it once for the cred and then do us all a favor and burn it down, although it is already burning as a dumpster fire lol!