Coaster reviews

Airtimes Ejectors Duration Capacity

An amazing ride from start to finish an amazing drop some incredible whippy elements and an incredible second launch especially on a night ride. 10/10 coaster beautiful creation

Inversions Pace Layout

Amazing layout intertwined with the Quest coaster, with brilliant near misses! Great Ride.

Theming Fun Smoothness Capacity Dead spots

This is a difficult ride to evaluate because it doesn’t really know what it wants to be. It’s too much of a dark ride to be a great coaster but it’s too much of a coaster to be a great dark ride. Ultimately, the shooting sections are bad. The coaster sections are fun. The theming is significantly better than anything else in the park, and it’s one of the better themed coasters out there. It’s a very fun ride all in all that mostly works out to be an elite, if inconsistent experience

Layout

It’s a pretty unremarkable kiddy coaster. It goes in a pretty basic oval with no force. But you get 4 laps which is something, I guess.

Rattle Headbanging

Holy headbanging! This ride isn’t the worst of this model, but that’s a low bar. There are almost no forces aside from the rattle through the entire layout. It’s a terrible coaster.

Intensity Discomfort

The train is too small. It leads to excessive squishing around the turns. The forces and pacing could be good but the bad trains really ruin the ride.

Intensity Capacity Discomfort

This ride has some wild jank to it that isn’t always good. It also seems profiled too tightly so it slams you around a lot. Sometimes that’s fun. Sometimes it’s not. Notably it does require a full train and prohibits single riders, which on a very low-crowd day meant it sent trains fairly infrequently.

Nice surprise! Smoothness

This is almost a run of the mill family coaster. The layout is uninspired. It runs smooth. But it has onboard audio which really makes it a little extra memorable. Nothing too impressive, but in a park generally full of poor presentation it stands out.

Fun Dead spots

It’s another Maurer spinner. Probably spins a bit more than average. But like the others I’ve done, this is a fun ride with solid spinning that probably isn’t gonna be the most memorable coaster of your trip.

Airtimes Rattle

It’s definitely an old wooden coaster. Good enough layout with some decent airtime pops to make it clear why this ride has stuck around all these years. But it runs rough, as old wood coasters tend to do.