Coaster reviews

Theming Capacity Layout

Average when it duelled, shit when it didn't.

Capacity Comfort Theming Layout

Serviceable. Decent when duelling, crap when not.

Theming Capacity

what a fucking embarrassment of a ride. It has a reasonable layout but also an abhorrent theme, obviously very cheap, constantly broken effects, a ride from thorpe at it's worst that was designed by a fuckwit who doesn't know what "tension and release" is.

Airtimes Comfort Ejectors

Shockingly forceful ride, really really fun backwards with probably the strongest airtime in the UK.

Airtimes Nice surprise! Layout

A fun little scenic railway-type ride with 1 moment of absolutely shocking standing ejector air, great ride

Harness Intensity Layout Theming

Fun layout, great trains, can't really go wrong with this one.

Intensity Layout Theming Harness

Fun ride, utterly unnecessary overlay.

Launch Rattle Disappointing! Discomfort

How can you mess up such a simple concept so badly. Rough, forceless, boring, visually unappealing, one of the most disappointing coasters ive ever ridden.

Location Layout

Not the intense ride people tout it to be but certainly good fun, great at night.

Launch Fun Layout

One of the most over-hated rides I know of, its a really fun experience that provides some good if not overly strong forces throughout a fantastic layout filled with interactions. The restraints aren't fantastic but by no means ruin the experience.

Airtimes First Drop Comfort Dead spots

Absolute god-tier floater and some decent positives but very little else. Night rides are an absolute highlight, that is the best time to ride this by a long shot, there is a part of me that wouldn't even bother during the day.

Airtimes Lap Bar Comfort Dead spots

I love intamin T-bars. That's it, that's the review.

Airtimes Ejectors Harness

Some silly strong airtime coupled with a very well designed layout provide an experience where it feels like the ride is trying its best to remove you from the train. Only let-down is the harnesses, which end up bruising your thighs after multiple rides, and the heartline roll at the end which I just found uncomfortable.

Airtimes Theming Ejectors Dead spots

A truly fantastic coaster, 2 great launches and surprisingly varied elements given the entire ride just appears to be s-turns. Fantastic variations in forces and the feeling of rushing through an intricately designed village couple together to make a jaw-dropping experienced, let down only by 1 deadspot where it feels like the coaster does very little.

Airtimes Lap Bar Duration

Literal perfection, no an inch of wasted track at all. Strong forces in all direction, really sudden yet smooth changes from positives to negatives with some of the best coaster trains ever created to boot. The queue and station were a pleasant surprise, very well finished off, and the use of terrain for the entire ride is done superbly.