Coaster reviews

Comfort Masterpiece Duration

Whilst the coaster may not be world-beating, the environment within which it sits is an absolutely world-class masterpiece that is frankly unmatched. The sheer levels of immersion are unbeatable for me, the integration of the coaster into this intricately detailed and story-rich land makes this one of the best theme park experiences anywhere, globally.

Comfort Intensity Harness

Fun concept but the vests absolutely ruin it for me, I can't stand them.

Fun

What a laugh. Nothing more, nothing less, its an absolute meme of a ride. Never found it rough like many people seem to.

Theming Nice surprise! Fun Capacity

This ride shocked me. Its a fun little Schwarzkopf coaster in a staggeringly well themed shed that I enjoyed more than anything else in the whole park, great fun.

Theming Capacity Fun

Definitely marketed wrong but its a very fun coaster with a fantastic drop track element and pretty decent theming in the station/indoor queue.

Fun Capacity Dead spots

A fun little ride, not the best layout ever but not the worst either, relatively well themed although the cattlepen queue is abhorrent.

Theming Layout

Really boring layout, really boring theme and really really awful effects inside the gravity building itself. Just uninteresting.

Capacity Dead spots

Eh. Seems to be really really overhyped for what amounts to a less interesting big thunder with uninteresting effects, terrible overall flow thanks to the switch tracks and a fairly dull layout.

Theming Fun

The best of the big thunders thanks to the tunnels under the lake, fun enough layout with solid theming all around.

Airtimes Rattle

Fine, some airtime, boring layout, jackhammers to hell.

Airtimes Rattle

Fine ride, boring layout but with solid airtime in places. Rattles you to the core, though.

Airtimes Layout Rattle

A little rougher than it's red counterpart but still a very fun concept and layout.

Capacity Fun

A prime example of how to do a VR ride, put a very fun video in the headsets and put those headsets on a ride which, otherwise, does very little.

Duration Rattle Theming Harness

It bounces, the themeing is dated, the layout is boring and forceless, the placement in the park as a whole is awkward and odd. Possibly one of the most overrated rides I've ever experienced, it just achieves nothing. Couple this with massively overbearing vests that destroy my collar bones and you have a recipe for a rather crap ride.

First Drop Fun

Can't go wrong with a Maurer spinner, really. This one has a nice layout, is integrated well into the surroundings and is definitely able to gain and maintain a good spin.

Comfort Layout

Why trim a drop on a eurofighter of all things? That's the best bit. Loop is quite fun, taken very quickly, but the rest of the layout is rather bland, clearly designed for a travelling setting where they pump through as many trains as possible so the ride is constantly punctuated with block brakes.

Layout Capacity Harness

Very average layout with god awful trains and a god awful onboard soundtrack and god awful operations.

Theming Layout

Its fine? Definitely not rough but just not a massively interesting ride.

Comfort Fun

By far the better of the 2 RNRCs with the light show in the gravity building but definitely still a very boring layout with very little going for it.

Airtimes Harness Layout Dead spots

Trims hit quite hard but its the same, clever el loco layout as normal. Lap bars are a welcome addition.

Airtimes Nice surprise! Layout

Great fun mine train, one of, if not the, best out there. Really long, great forces, some decent themeing in the first and last bits.

Airtimes Layout Rattle

Quite rough with sub-optimal trains but a damn fun layout with some decent air, the racing element is also great.

Inversions Harness Layout

Some nice, toned-down Schwarzkopf insanity. Final helix can make you quite dizzy but the ride itself is great fun, love having the lap bars.

Smoothness Pointless Layout Intensity

Just does nothing. Smooth, yes, but utterly devoid of force anywhere throughout the ride. Its also in skegness, which is shit.

Airtimes Harness

Fun enough, some nice airtime. Not a massive fan of hangtime so it doesn't particularly appeal to me but the layout is neat, compact and a good use of space.

Inversions Rattle Layout

Its a B&M multilooper with no standout elements. No snap, no interesting inversions, just eh.

Inversions Layout Harness

I cannot possibly put into words how much I passionately despise these trains. Layout is fun enough but the trains murder it.

Airtimes Capacity Rattle

Good fun, nothing much to write home about but a very clever layout given the incredibly tight footprint. Beginning to develop a few interesting vibrations that make it difficult to reride. First drop has great snap to it by virtue of it being relatively short.

Comfort Layout

Just pure fun. Great family layout, great trains, great interaction with what is around it. Massive nostalgia for this ride, it will forever remain one of my favourite family coasters ever built.

Fun Too short Capacity

Surprisingly snappy and quick for such a small coaster. Could definitely do with being longer but very fun for what it is.