Reviews

Twister - Knoebels
Eyebrows 1 month ago

Pace Fun Intensity Rattle Reliability

They ruined the rosebowl. The element that pretty much defined this ride pulls zero force now, and the ride is reduced to a forgettable mess because o...

They ruined the rosebowl. The element that pretty much defined this ride pulls zero force now, and the ride is reduced to a forgettable mess because of it. Twister used to be a great ride. Now, I like even Impulse more.
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Boardwalk Bullet - Kemah Boardwalk
Eyebrows 3 months ago

Airtimes Layout Duration

After a marathon of this ride I still couldn't tell you what bit of track was where in the layout. It's absolute madness they were able to fit so much...

After a marathon of this ride I still couldn't tell you what bit of track was where in the layout. It's absolute madness they were able to fit so much coaster into such a small space. And the airtime is Ravine Flyer-esque in the best way.
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Switchback - ZDT's Amusement Park
Eyebrows 3 months ago

Airtimes Fun Layout

Really sad to see this one go so soon after first getting on it, but I'm glad to have gotten on it at all. Such a novel concept and a genius way of ge...

Really sad to see this one go so soon after first getting on it, but I'm glad to have gotten on it at all. Such a novel concept and a genius way of getting a lot out of a little plot.
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Poltergeist - Six Flags Fiesta Texas
Eyebrows 3 months ago

Theming Launch Layout

The theming is good and stays good all the way through, but I just cannot get past the dumb midsection of the layout.
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Chupacabra - Six Flags Fiesta Texas
Eyebrows 3 months ago

Layout Rattle

It was shipped to Japan, assembled, disassembled, shipped to Louisiana, assembled, survived a hurricane and sat SBNO, disassembled, shipped to San Ant...

It was shipped to Japan, assembled, disassembled, shipped to Louisiana, assembled, survived a hurricane and sat SBNO, disassembled, shipped to San Antonio, and assembled again. And it really feels like it, too. Didn't think an old school invert could track that bad.
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Dr. Diabolical's Cliffhanger - Six Flags Fiesta Texas
Eyebrows 3 months ago

Theming Theming

It's so much tinier in person than I was expecting. The queue theming is fun but then you get outside and remember where you are. The ride itself is f...

It's so much tinier in person than I was expecting. The queue theming is fun but then you get outside and remember where you are. The ride itself is fine, if a little clunky.
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Superman Krypton Coaster - Six Flags Fiesta Texas
Eyebrows 3 months ago

Location

I wish they were still allowed to build on the quarry wall.
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Wonder Woman Golden Lasso - Six Flags Fiesta Texas
Eyebrows 3 months ago

First Drop Pace Intensity

I'm not sure how common it is for this ride to operate with one train, but it was like that both days I went. The ensuing excruciating wait ended up b...

I'm not sure how common it is for this ride to operate with one train, but it was like that both days I went. The ensuing excruciating wait ended up being well worth it, though.
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Iron Rattler - Six Flags Fiesta Texas
Eyebrows 3 months ago

First Drop Comfort Ejectors

It's a crying shame that these trains were never built again. RMC all these years later still stands to learn a thing or two about comfort from Gerstl...

It's a crying shame that these trains were never built again. RMC all these years later still stands to learn a thing or two about comfort from Gerstlauer, of all companies.
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Great White - SeaWorld San Antonio
Eyebrows 3 months ago

This was briefly my least favorite Batman clone until I rode its neighbor a few hours later.
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Texas Stingray - SeaWorld San Antonio
Eyebrows 3 months ago

Airtimes Pace Layout

This park shouldn't be allowed to have a ride as good as this, I don't want to be tempted to revisit it.
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Runaway Mine Train - Six Flags Over Texas
Eyebrows 3 months ago

SHE'S GONNA BLOW!!!
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Judge Roy Scream - Six Flags Over Texas
Eyebrows 3 months ago

Dead spots

The most interesting thing about this ride is the life and times of the man it's named after. Seriously, go read about him.
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Runaway Mountain - Six Flags Over Texas
Eyebrows 3 months ago

Nice surprise! Smoothness

I knew the layout going in, and as such braced for the worst. I came out pleasantly surprised! Thanks, Premier. Not sure why the ride exists though.
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Aquaman Power Wave - Six Flags Over Texas
Eyebrows 3 months ago

Airtimes Fun

Gets you just the right amount of wet, other manufacturers should look to the splashes on these when calibrating their water rides.
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Shock Wave - Six Flags Over Texas
Eyebrows 3 months ago

Lap Bar Inversions Ejectors

Having mostly only done the compact Schwarz loopers, I was initially caught off guard by this ride's meandering nature. On rerides, I learned to love ...

Having mostly only done the compact Schwarz loopers, I was initially caught off guard by this ride's meandering nature. On rerides, I learned to love it for what it is.
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Mr. Freeze - Six Flags Over Texas
Eyebrows 3 months ago

Launch Pace Intensity

It just kicks ass.
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New Texas Giant - Six Flags Over Texas
Eyebrows 3 months ago

Airtimes Lap Bar Comfort Dead spots Layout

I love these trains but the ride pales in comparison to its successors. Still an awesome roller coaster but does less than even the dud RMCs.
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Fire In The Hole (2024) - Silver Dollar City
Eyebrows 3 months ago

Comfort Capacity

I really wish I got to ride the old one, I loved Blazing Fury. This one really could've been put together a lot better.
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Thunderation - Silver Dollar City
Eyebrows 3 months ago

Location Pace Rattle

Really fun mine train that uses its terrain adeptly. I wish it was smoother, but it's nothing I haven't come to expect from the ride model.
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Wildfire - Silver Dollar City
Eyebrows 3 months ago

First Drop Location Layout

Finally, a B&M multilooper that knows when to gracefully end instead of attempting interlocking corkscrews or whatever's in Hulk's ending. Bonus point...

Finally, a B&M multilooper that knows when to gracefully end instead of attempting interlocking corkscrews or whatever's in Hulk's ending. Bonus points for the drop-dead gorgeous setting and wonderful straight drop.
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PowderKeg - Silver Dollar City
Eyebrows 3 months ago

Airtimes Capacity Reliability

The launch honestly slightly disappointed, but only because my expectations weren't properly aligned. If you're coming from Maxx Force, understand tha...

The launch honestly slightly disappointed, but only because my expectations weren't properly aligned. If you're coming from Maxx Force, understand that this is not that. The rest of the layout is shockingly good, though, with the hills giving great airtime even in a middle row. Try and catch it when it comes up from a downtime, or else you'll be sinking a lot of time into it.
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Time Traveler - Silver Dollar City
Eyebrows 3 months ago

First Drop Fun Dead spots

That first drop out of the station is one of the most bonkers thing attempted on any ride ever, especially at night where it becomes a total plunge in...

That first drop out of the station is one of the most bonkers thing attempted on any ride ever, especially at night where it becomes a total plunge into the darkness. The way it stops on the launch is a bummer for a ride that would pace great otherwise.
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Outlaw Run - Silver Dollar City
Eyebrows 3 months ago

Airtimes Intensity Rattle Too short

Night rides on this elevated it to elite status for me. Avoid even rows if you can.
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Wildcat - Frontier City
Eyebrows 3 months ago

It doesn't do much of anything at all, but the layout amused me.
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Diamond Back - Frontier City
Eyebrows 3 months ago

Ejectors Discomfort

I'm glad I got to ride this! The launch drop backwards is a crazy sensation you can't really get on a lot of other stuff. Sad to see this model dying ...

I'm glad I got to ride this! The launch drop backwards is a crazy sensation you can't really get on a lot of other stuff. Sad to see this model dying out but I'm glad to have caught one.
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Silver Bullet - Frontier City
Eyebrows 3 months ago

Lap Bar Nice surprise! Intensity

I wasn't expecting the pop of airtime into the tunnel section! Overall a well preserved Schwarzkopf gem.
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Screamin' Centipede - Tom Foolerys Adventure Park
Eyebrows 3 months ago

Headbanging Discomfort Pointless

The contacts on the track for the rotating motion are so worn down that the hamster wheel car is incapable of making a full revolution, taking away th...

The contacts on the track for the rotating motion are so worn down that the hamster wheel car is incapable of making a full revolution, taking away the ride's only redeeming factor.
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Jet Star 2 - Lagoon
Eyebrows 4 months ago

Fun

I really love Jet Stars, they just exude a sort of goofy joy. Extra fun in the front row, but good anywhere.
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Bombora - Lagoon
Eyebrows 4 months ago

Theming Fun

Love the surf rock, amazing.
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Reviews

Twister - Knoebels

Boardwalk Bullet - Kemah Boardwalk

Switchback - ZDT's Amusement Park

Poltergeist - Six Flags Fiesta Texas

Chupacabra - Six Flags Fiesta Texas

Dr. Diabolical's Cliffhanger - Six Flags Fiesta Texas

Superman Krypton Coaster - Six Flags Fiesta Texas

Wonder Woman Golden Lasso - Six Flags Fiesta Texas

Iron Rattler - Six Flags Fiesta Texas

Great White - SeaWorld San Antonio

Texas Stingray - SeaWorld San Antonio

Runaway Mine Train - Six Flags Over Texas

Judge Roy Scream - Six Flags Over Texas

Runaway Mountain - Six Flags Over Texas

Aquaman Power Wave - Six Flags Over Texas

Shock Wave - Six Flags Over Texas

Mr. Freeze - Six Flags Over Texas

New Texas Giant - Six Flags Over Texas

Fire In The Hole (2024) - Silver Dollar City

Thunderation - Silver Dollar City

Wildfire - Silver Dollar City

PowderKeg - Silver Dollar City

Time Traveler - Silver Dollar City

Outlaw Run - Silver Dollar City

Wildcat - Frontier City

Diamond Back - Frontier City

Silver Bullet - Frontier City

Screamin' Centipede - Tom Foolerys Adventure Park

Jet Star 2 - Lagoon

Bombora - Lagoon