Coaster reviews

Nice surprise! Intensity Smoothness Too short

Incredibly excellent thrill ride, in a beautiful area. Could dow ith some more classic Wing near misses, but I finally get why this model is well recieved. FAR more comfortable and smooth than Swarm and Mandrill. far more intense, far better layout. I think I finally get it.

Nice surprise! Fun Pointless

To me, Frida was the best tradtional Vekoma family coaster in the park, incredibly fun and smooth, and definitely worth a ride. But even despite that... WHY DOES THIS EXIST???

Fun Capacity

A really fun small alpine boblsed! Excellent sense of speed, but even on a completely empty day at the park, this ride was on 40 MINUTES??? I don't count these towards my credit count, but since they are on here I'm rating it anyway

Nice surprise! Intensity Capacity

Very fun little family ride! Really unexpected how intense this thing is, a real nice surprise!

Airtimes Nice surprise! Intensity Harness Dead spots

this ride is just summed up in one word, FUN! This ride is very comfortable comparedto most pinfaris with some great pops of floater and intensity. I came in expecting the worst but was left surprised with how good it actually is

Inversions Discomfort Layout

Backwards is a really fun gimmick, although the ride itself is extremely rough and poorly profiled. The restraints too are particularly unforgiving, especially with the unpadded seats

Airtimes Fun Harness Discomfort

For a pinfari, this one is remarkably fun and smooth in the front row. With some very nice floater at moments

First Drop Fun Too short

Very fun little vekoma boomerang, lovely setting over the water and some nice interactions with the boats in the area.

Fun Duration Theming

Not the coaster energylandia deserved, but absolutely the one it needed. Really fun family ride with a great duration. The theming on ride looks terrible right now, but I'm looking forward to going on it when the theming is completed.

Fun Dead spots

A fun water coaster, sense of speed (get it) was excellent throughout, the helix is a massive dead spot, but at the end of the day, it's much more enjoyable than your average flume!

Fun Intensity Duration Rattle

An excellent slc, reasonably smooth for most of the layout and those vests eliminate all headbanging. Absolutely worth a ride, and a fun coaster overall

Fun Intensity Too short

Very punchy little ride, can be easily forgotten at such a stacked park, but does hold a candle to some of the better rides ive been on. Absolutely worth a ride, and you light just be surprised by it!

Nice surprise! Intensity Ejectors Dead spots

A near perfect ride. Completely relentless with it's ridiculously strong airtime, incredible laterals on the turnaround and Stengel dives. The only way you could improve it is the middle of the ride. The camelback in the middle and the speed hill before it are considerably weaker than the rest of the ride. But regardless, it is excellent. Wing seats for intensity and laterals, middle seats for a smoother ride experience

Airtimes First Drop Intensity

A perfect ride. Every hill delivers spectacular airtime (apart from that outerbank, which honestly is a nice break from the action). Every valley delivers bone crushing G's, that drop is one of the best I've ever done. Every transition feels natural, every inversion purposeful. I just wish it was a little bit less intense so I wouldn't get so dehydrated during the day. Absolutely a 10/10 ride, and worth the visit to Poland for alone.

Theming Comfort Duration Dead spots Layout

The sense of speed, out of control elements and the whole experience of Klugheim culminates in a masterpiece of a coaster. Whilst it isn't the most thrilling thing on earth, everything it does was clearly thought about.

First Drop Rattle Harness Discomfort

Shaky jolty and forceless,. Extremely bouncy, shuffly and tries to suffocate you. Honestly so disappointed in this coaster. Rode it countless times, and I thought it would never get any better. It moved up on my rankings slightly after rerides this year, but it's still nothing special and a really disappointing coaster

Fun Duration Discomfort

rest in peace my sweet prince.

First Drop Fun Theming

really fun boomerang, some nice near misses

Theming Location

perfectly good family coaster with excellent theming and some nice interactions with taron.

Theming Nice surprise! Pace Discomfort Lap Bar

definitely not comfortable, or smooth, but it had some awesome laterals, great headchoppers and a really well themed queue that stood out from the other coasters I went on at the park.

Airtimes Pace Discomfort

Absolutely cursed abomination of a ride. So ridiculously fast its comical. You HAVE to ride this in your lifetime, even if the trains kinda suck

Airtimes Theming Nice surprise! Dead spots

At its best, at night and in the back, this is UK there with the best rides at Alton Towers. Relentlessly fast, surprising airtime pops and great lateral force. However, it takes so long for this ride to warm-up. It runs slow almost all the time. It just isn't what it could be, and that disappoints me.

Theming Pointless

This ride gave me childhood trauma

Fun Theming Capacity Dead spots

Why did Disney buy a MAURER SPINNER and HALF ASS ALL THE THEMING All jokes aside its a fun coaster, but completely out of its depth in terms of capacity and overall budget compared to all the other coasters and rides in the resort. This park kinda sucks.

Theming Intensity Duration Dead spots

Thorpe didn't half ass the theme on this one. Whilst the preshow is pretty tacky and useless, the maze of corridors, the set pieces and onride effects all crescendo into an experience much better than most UK enthusiasts believe it to be. With scare actors this stands alongside the other supporting attractions at the resort, and is simply just really fun

Nice surprise! Location Fun Discomfort Dead spots

Really fun mine train with excellent theming, final parts of the ride are absolutely fantastic, and the location on the water really adds to an already great eat experience.

Hangtime Rattle Capacity Pointless

the spike is a really fun surprise, everything else might as well not exist. Very minimal force wise and simply just a really forgettable coaster all around. The restraints also really suck

Fun

I didn't spin at all. Hoping for a reride soon.

Fun Layout Theming Reliability

Really fun coaster with consistently good spinning, layout is a nice surprise and the theming looks terrible compared to the high standards in cbeebies land.

Airtimes Fun Capacity

Classic woodie with some fun airtime, great for families and a real icon of the Yarmouth coastline. Shame the capacity sucks so much.