Coaster reviews

First Drop Masterpiece Ejectors Reliability

At first I thought I would be rolling in pain that day from the “thigh crush” but by the time I had gotten a reride I fully realized that this was an amazing coaster. Now it is my favorite coaster I’ve ever ridden and my most ridden one at 15 rides as of the time of writing this review (Now 25 as of this update). The airtime is powerful on every hill and the speed is immense, especially at night where you feel like you are going to crash. The first drop alone is the single most violent moment of ejector airtime I have ever experienced. I felt like i was standing up in my seat from how powerful it was. A moment which is immediately followed by the most intense pullout I’ve experienced as well. I love this ride with a passion and I will recommend it to anyone visiting the park who can ride this. EDIT: Laterals are out of control on back left wing seat, you can barely hold on. Was also Much smoother when I rode!

Layout Rattle Discomfort Tear it down!

Lukewarm garbage. Pure lukewarm garbage. The layout is there and some airtime moments and nice looking turns or elements, but it’s horrifically rough. With the PTC trains being on that ride for so long it does not help at all. Again, there’s a decent drop, turns, and an airtime hill or two, but you cannot enjoy it at all because your busy suffering from your legs being beaten up by the train because the ride is that bumpy and the track is that rough. Don’t ride this more than once. And If you do sit in the front in order to not shatter your femur bones.

Airtimes Lap Bar Layout Rattle Tear it down! Dead spots

The layout is fun with some airtime moments and decent elements, but it is rough AF. It’s only a slightly less rough version of ROAR, just with better elements and trains and slightly more enjoyable. Still, it’s hard to enjoy and is just uncomfortable. A one and done for sure!

Airtimes First Drop Fun Disappointing! Discomfort Airtimes

It was fine, but it was horrible on my knees and the airtime is overrated. It’s e&f miller’s take on a zamperla family gravity coaster. I was fine with it but it was painful and boring. There were some sudden pops of air which were fine though and maybe other E&F Miller coasters have better airtime but the “jankyness” wasn’t as fun as I realized.

Fun Disappointing! Pointless Airtimes

Most overrated coaster ever. I get it’s a meme coaster but it’s nothing and boring. It doesn’t even deserve the memes honestly.

Theming Location Duration Capacity Dead spots

This ride is a fun tour around the park! The coaster is a bit underrated, but TBH it's also kind of boring and is subject to frequent 1 train ops. So be carful. Ride in the front as you can get some airtime pops and still have some intensity at the start of the ride. The coaster also has a well themed suprise themed section where you travel through the log chute!

Airtimes Comfort Smoothness Dead spots

Great B&M Hyper! It makes me look all the more forward to Candymonium at HP whenever i get to ride it! the 5 second Lifter hill is to DIE FOR

Fun Pointless

This ride is a very basic kiddy coaster, it was a little fun, but not very memorable. If i rode this today i think it would fall even further in my rankings.

Pointless

Basic kiddy coaster

Intensity Discomfort

This is a little rattly, though the themeing is still great! Something about this coaster is kind of lacking, and it makes me put it below more mild coasters. If i get rerides it'll likely be better, but i was GP at the time and i did not apreciate the more aggressive than normal ride, at least for family coaster standards. I hope to ride this again, and hopefully it can bump up in my rankings.

The ride is kind of basic, but good thing it has 2 trains to handle the crowds of disney. Experiance is otherwise typical for a family coaster from vekoma.

Fun

Fun little kiddy coaster! liked this more than FOTH at universal orlando! Even if that was more intense. You just cruise and glide and it's suprisingly fun! But it's only a family coaster

Lap Bar Fun Too short Discomfort

This is a short and basic family wooden coaster which opened with the park! The coaster has a nice set of laterals in the second turnaround, though because it's a family coaster the seats are small and quite cramped. Thus the "Discomfort" rating.

First Drop Lap Bar Too short Dead spots

This is a fun ride w/ a not too bad 1st drop and only light airtime. Though this ride does have buzz bars and a seat belt which is nice. Ride in both the front and back for the full experiance. Face it, you've only come here for merlin's mayham right before or right after your skyrush ERT at hershey

Airtimes Nice surprise! Comfort Rattle Harness Dead spots

The ride is very old and rickety, and the buzz bars have been removed, but when i rode it was Great! Airtime was fun and this was a decent ride, Can't wait to ride it again with the new lap bars. Let's hope it's not too bad.

Airtimes Fun Rattle Layout

Air time is fun, but the ride is guilty of a LOT of jackhammering. Still a fun ride which is worth it.

Nice surprise! Pace Fun Too short

Great little ride! Pacing and GCI transistions are amazing! I'm sa sucker for back to back transitions and rapid pacing! And this family coaster delivers! I love this coaster! And it's certainly underrated!

Theming Location Intensity Dead spots

This ride is amazing, the 1st half is intense and disorientating! But the second half after the drop kind of dies off even with the fun airtime hill. I think this ride might be better than the wolf but IDK. I would recomend this to those visiting BGW for sure! But this does get lines even with the high capacity.

First Drop Inversions Intensity Rattle Headbanging Discomfort

Though this ride has a fun and intense beginning! (The most so on a floorless IMO) The second half suffers. There is a tollerable rattle and iffyness in the 1st thalf, but the corkscrews suck. It's constant discomfort and headbanging, even with your head forward. The 2nd is worse than the 1st corkscrew. Thankfully the final helix is okay but not as forceful as i thought.

Inversions Fun Layout Rattle

Fun ride with a great layout! The inversions on the ride are very good, The cobra roll is awesome and you HAULED through it! The final dive into the tunnel and corkscrew was an amazing ending to the ride! This ride is awesome, though many say this ride is rough and uncomfortable, so i listed that as a con, but my rides were pretty smooth. I guess i got a good ride.

Launch Fun Layout Rattle Dead spots

Though there is a rattle, it's not that bad. You don't notice it over the back to back rapid transitions. Though the MCBR kills the ride a little bit it picks right back up and it's amazing. This ride is truly underrated. I find it better than dominator in the same park! The launch is also fun as well. I'd recommend this ride, though it looks dark and ominous, by the time you're done with the launch you'll love it!

Inversions Comfort Fun Dead spots

Great and FUN ride! Pretzal Loop is very forceful, but the corkscrew after the 1st roll is to die for, giving the best floater i've ever experienced (I likely just got a good ride) I even very slightly prefered it to the pretzal loop! Recomended for sure, but be mindful as the ride completely dies right before the FBR