Reviews
  • Coaster Key 3 years ago

    First Drop Masterpiece Ejectors Reliability

    At first I thought I would be rolling in pain that day from the “thigh crush” but by the time I had gotten a reride I fully realized that this was an ...

  • Coaster Key 4 years ago

    Layout Rattle Discomfort Tear it down!

    Lukewarm garbage. Pure lukewarm garbage. The layout is there and some airtime moments and nice looking turns or elements, but it’s horrifically rough....

  • Coaster Key 4 years ago

    Airtimes Lap Bar Layout Rattle Tear it down! Dead spots

    The layout is fun with some airtime moments and decent elements, but it is rough AF. It’s only a slightly less rough version of ROAR, just with better...

  • Coaster Key 4 years ago

    Airtimes First Drop Fun Disappointing! Discomfort Airtimes

    It was fine, but it was horrible on my knees and the airtime is overrated. It’s e&f miller’s take on a zamperla family gravity coaster. I was fine wit...

  • Coaster Key 4 years ago

    Fun Disappointing! Pointless Airtimes

    Most overrated coaster ever. I get it’s a meme coaster but it’s nothing and boring. It doesn’t even deserve the memes honestly.

  • Coaster Key 4 years ago

    Theming Location Duration Capacity Dead spots

    This ride is a fun tour around the park! The coaster is a bit underrated, but TBH it's also kind of boring and is subject to frequent 1 train ops. So ...

  • Coaster Key 4 years ago

    Airtimes Comfort Smoothness Dead spots

    Great B&M Hyper! It makes me look all the more forward to Candymonium at HP whenever i get to ride it! the 5 second Lifter hill is to DIE FOR

  • Coaster Key 4 years ago

    Fun Pointless

    This ride is a very basic kiddy coaster, it was a little fun, but not very memorable. If i rode this today i think it would fall even further in my ra...

  • Coaster Key 5 years ago

    Pointless

    Basic kiddy coaster

  • Coaster Key 5 years ago

    Intensity Discomfort

    This is a little rattly, though the themeing is still great! Something about this coaster is kind of lacking, and it makes me put it below more mild c...

  • Coaster Key 5 years ago

    The ride is kind of basic, but good thing it has 2 trains to handle the crowds of disney. Experiance is otherwise typical for a family coaster from ve...

  • Coaster Key 5 years ago

    Fun

    Fun little kiddy coaster! liked this more than FOTH at universal orlando! Even if that was more intense. You just cruise and glide and it's suprisingl...

  • Coaster Key 5 years ago

    Lap Bar Fun Too short Discomfort

    This is a short and basic family wooden coaster which opened with the park! The coaster has a nice set of laterals in the second turnaround, though be...

  • Coaster Key 5 years ago

    First Drop Lap Bar Too short Dead spots

    This is a fun ride w/ a not too bad 1st drop and only light airtime. Though this ride does have buzz bars and a seat belt which is nice. Ride in both ...

  • Coaster Key 5 years ago

    Airtimes Nice surprise! Comfort Rattle Harness Dead spots

    The ride is very old and rickety, and the buzz bars have been removed, but when i rode it was Great! Airtime was fun and this was a decent ride, Can't...

  • Coaster Key 5 years ago

    Airtimes Fun Rattle Layout

    Air time is fun, but the ride is guilty of a LOT of jackhammering. Still a fun ride which is worth it.

  • Coaster Key 5 years ago

    Nice surprise! Pace Fun Too short

    Great little ride! Pacing and GCI transistions are amazing! I'm sa sucker for back to back transitions and rapid pacing! And this family coaster deliv...

  • Coaster Key 5 years ago

    Theming Location Intensity Dead spots

    This ride is amazing, the 1st half is intense and disorientating! But the second half after the drop kind of dies off even with the fun airtime hill....

  • Coaster Key 5 years ago

    First Drop Inversions Intensity Rattle Headbanging Discomfort

    Though this ride has a fun and intense beginning! (The most so on a floorless IMO) The second half suffers. There is a tollerable rattle and iffyness ...

  • Coaster Key 5 years ago

    Inversions Fun Layout Rattle

    Fun ride with a great layout! The inversions on the ride are very good, The cobra roll is awesome and you HAULED through it! The final dive into the t...

  • Coaster Key 5 years ago

    Launch Fun Layout Rattle Dead spots

    Though there is a rattle, it's not that bad. You don't notice it over the back to back rapid transitions. Though the MCBR kills the ride a little bit ...

  • Coaster Key 5 years ago

    Inversions Comfort Fun Dead spots

    Great and FUN ride! Pretzal Loop is very forceful, but the corkscrew after the 1st roll is to die for, giving the best floater i've ever experienced (...