Reviews

Devil's Loop - Legendia
Valentin Schneider 1 month ago

Inversions Dead spots

Very janky and there's some kind of screw near the restraint that you can ram into your shoulder. Luckily I'm tall enough to not get any headbanging.
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Draken - Energylandia
Valentin Schneider 1 month ago

Pointless

It almost valleyd several times.
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Lech Coaster - Legendia
Valentin Schneider 1 month ago

First Drop Pace Intensity

Amazingly intense and fast ride. The drop is fantastic and so whippy. After that you're either glued into your seat or flung into the restraint, prett...

Amazingly intense and fast ride. The drop is fantastic and so whippy. After that you're either glued into your seat or flung into the restraint, pretty much no in between. it doesn't seem to lose any speed. I also appreciate Legendia sending out nearly empty trains and not keeping you waiting.
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Viking Roller Coaster - Energylandia
Valentin Schneider 1 month ago

Fun Harness

This is of course garbage, but pretty funny, especially how flimsy and wobbly it feels in the turns. And I didn't get headbanged even once.
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Honey Harbour - Energylandia
Valentin Schneider 1 month ago

Fun Smoothness

Enjoyable junior coaster, super smooth and surprisingly quick.
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Frida - Energylandia
Valentin Schneider 1 month ago

Fun Smoothness

Fun little junior coaster, extremely smooth.
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Roller Coaster Mayan - Energylandia
Valentin Schneider 1 month ago

Harness Layout Rattle

I like SLCs but maybe my expectiations were too high for this one. It really isn't any smooth that the older ones.
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Boomerang - Energylandia
Valentin Schneider 1 month ago

Fun Dead spots

Slightly worse than the other family boomerang at the park. As always, it's missing a second lift to make the backwards section faster.
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Light Explorers - Energylandia
Valentin Schneider 1 month ago

Fun Dead spots

The problem with every family boomerang is the missing second lift hill which means the reverse section is boring. At least the forward section on thi...

The problem with every family boomerang is the missing second lift hill which means the reverse section is boring. At least the forward section on this is above average though.
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Choco Chip Creek - Energylandia
Valentin Schneider 1 month ago

Fun Smoothness Duration Theming

Layout and smoothness wise this is my favorite mine train, it really rides much better than all the others. But unfortunately it seems they ran out of...

Layout and smoothness wise this is my favorite mine train, it really rides much better than all the others. But unfortunately it seems they ran out of money and the outdoor theming wasn't completed.
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Speed - Energylandia
Valentin Schneider 1 month ago

First Drop Rattle Pointless

This is quite a special ride but the layout is pretty boring and not very smooth. The only excitement comes from the dread that you're about to get so...

This is quite a special ride but the layout is pretty boring and not very smooth. The only excitement comes from the dread that you're about to get soaked, which I thankfully didn't.
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Dragon Roller Coaster - Energylandia
Valentin Schneider 1 month ago

Nice surprise! Fun Layout Capacity

Great surprise. For being a family oriented coaster this certainly packs a punch. I'd recommend riding it first in the morning because it has terrible...

Great surprise. For being a family oriented coaster this certainly packs a punch. I'd recommend riding it first in the morning because it has terrible capacity.
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Formuła - Energylandia
Valentin Schneider 1 month ago

Launch Smoothness Too short

A great albeit way too short coaster. The launch is weak but the rest of the layout is quite intense and quick. It's also glossy smooth.
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Abyssus - Energylandia
Valentin Schneider 1 month ago

Nice surprise! Layout Duration

This was an all round good coaster, but nothing exceptional. It's great to see a launch coaster with that many elements and thus a long ride. I also h...

This was an all round good coaster, but nothing exceptional. It's great to see a launch coaster with that many elements and thus a long ride. I also have to give credit to Energylandia for operating the ride smoothly with three trains.
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Hyperion - Energylandia
Valentin Schneider 1 month ago

First Drop Theming Rattle Dead spots

This was slightly disappointing. Not because of the rattle (which I didn't think was a big issue), but because the layout leaves a lot to be desired. ...

This was slightly disappointing. Not because of the rattle (which I didn't think was a big issue), but because the layout leaves a lot to be desired. Most elements, except for the first hill, have basically no airtime or whip. It was relatively cold when i rode but I can't imagine it becomes that much better.
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Zadra - Energylandia
Valentin Schneider 1 month ago

First Drop Pace Smoothness

Phenomenal coaster that I'd bet is even better when it's warmer (only 15 °C during my rides). The elements are slightly more drawn out and less rapid-...

Phenomenal coaster that I'd bet is even better when it's warmer (only 15 °C during my rides). The elements are slightly more drawn out and less rapid-fire than on Untamed and many other RMCs, which I think is a good thing.
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Sequoia Magic Loop - Gardaland
Valentin Schneider 2 months ago

Hangtime Discomfort

This falls into the category of "quirky and uncomfortable but glad I got to ride it". It wasn't fun but special and sort of intimidating.
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Berg- und Tal Hetz - Skyline Park
Valentin Schneider 2 months ago

Harness Headbanging Discomfort

Not so much fun but sort of funny how bad it is.
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Condor - Walibi Holland
Valentin Schneider 2 months ago

Layout Headbanging

I gave this one a miss on my last visit, but I remember it being not that awful.
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Dawson Duel (Left) - Bellewaerde
Valentin Schneider 2 months ago

Location Capacity Pointless

Nightmarish capacity, these don't belong in themeparks. Also this is probably the worst layout I've ever seen for an alpine coaster.
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Dawson Duel (Right) - Bellewaerde
Valentin Schneider 2 months ago

Location Capacity Pointless

Nightmarish capacity, these don't belong in themeparks. Also this is probably the worst layout I've ever seen for an alpine coaster.
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Insane - Gröna Lund
Valentin Schneider 2 months ago

Location Intensity Discomfort

Difficult to rate this one as every ride is different. My single ride was tolerable but I still didn't enjoy it and probably wouldn't ride it again. T...

Difficult to rate this one as every ride is different. My single ride was tolerable but I still didn't enjoy it and probably wouldn't ride it again. These intamin restraints just aren't meant for some much upward and forward G-force.
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Shaman (2021) - Gardaland
Valentin Schneider 2 months ago

Fun Intensity Headbanging Reliability

The retracking was entirely unnecessary as it didn't make the ride any smoother but did take away a good airtime moment. I still enjoy this more than ...

The retracking was entirely unnecessary as it didn't make the ride any smoother but did take away a good airtime moment. I still enjoy this more than other Vekoma Loopers because of the vest restraints. Since they replaced the break system this seems to have reliability issues.
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Blue Tornado - Gardaland
Valentin Schneider 2 months ago

Theming Intensity Layout Headbanging

I like the SLC Layout a lot and this is no exception. It's also one of the prettiest looking SLCs. If you want to avoid headbanging push your head to ...

I like the SLC Layout a lot and this is no exception. It's also one of the prettiest looking SLCs. If you want to avoid headbanging push your head to the left side of the restraint, and you might get an enjoyable ride. I certainly did.
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Raptor - Gardaland
Valentin Schneider 2 months ago

Layout Hangtime Rattle Harness Discomfort

Layout and theme-wise this is my favorite wing coaster (great drop, hangtime, near-miss elements). However the unnecessarily tight vests and bumpy tra...

Layout and theme-wise this is my favorite wing coaster (great drop, hangtime, near-miss elements). However the unnecessarily tight vests and bumpy track take away from that.
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Oblivion - The Black Hole - Gardaland
Valentin Schneider 2 months ago

Airtimes First Drop Smoothness

This is very close to a 5 star ride. The drop is fantastic (back row with lots of room), the artime hill is awesome too. I also love the theme and sou...

This is very close to a 5 star ride. The drop is fantastic (back row with lots of room), the artime hill is awesome too. I also love the theme and sountrack, just which that cool queue line was still in use.
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Toxic Garden - Heide Park Resort
Valentin Schneider 2 months ago

Intensity Layout Headbanging

As usual this SLC offers an interesting and intense layout. The restraints allow you to push your head to one side and mitigate the headbanging (which...

As usual this SLC offers an interesting and intense layout. The restraints allow you to push your head to one side and mitigate the headbanging (which there isn't that much of) quite well. I enjoyed it.
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Big Loop - Heide Park Resort
Valentin Schneider 2 months ago

Intensity Headbanging

The ride is good and the roughness tolerable until you reach the helix. Brace for that part and it's an OK coaster, albeit in dire need of vest restra...

The ride is good and the roughness tolerable until you reach the helix. Brace for that part and it's an OK coaster, albeit in dire need of vest restraints (no retracking please!).
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Bobbahn - Heide Park Resort
Valentin Schneider 2 months ago

Capacity Fun Duration Rattle

I love big old-school rides like this. It's a lot of fun, quite intense in some spots and if you sit sort of upright the rattle is OK.
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Krake - Heide Park Resort
Valentin Schneider 2 months ago

First Drop Smoothness Too short

A backrow first drop on a dive coaster expecially with a loose restraint is always amazing. Unfortunately the ride is just too short.
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Reviews • Valentin Schneider

Reviews

Devil's Loop - Legendia

Draken - Energylandia

Lech Coaster - Legendia

Viking Roller Coaster - Energylandia

Honey Harbour - Energylandia

Frida - Energylandia

Roller Coaster Mayan - Energylandia

Boomerang - Energylandia

Light Explorers - Energylandia

Choco Chip Creek - Energylandia

Speed - Energylandia

Dragon Roller Coaster - Energylandia

Formuła - Energylandia

Abyssus - Energylandia

Hyperion - Energylandia

Zadra - Energylandia

Sequoia Magic Loop - Gardaland

Berg- und Tal Hetz - Skyline Park

Condor - Walibi Holland

Dawson Duel (Left) - Bellewaerde

Dawson Duel (Right) - Bellewaerde

Insane - Gröna Lund

Shaman (2021) - Gardaland

Blue Tornado - Gardaland

Raptor - Gardaland

Oblivion - The Black Hole - Gardaland

Toxic Garden - Heide Park Resort

Big Loop - Heide Park Resort

Bobbahn - Heide Park Resort

Krake - Heide Park Resort