Reviews
  • I'm NotHere 19 days ago

    Airtimes Pace Fun

    Mystic Timbers is pure, distilled fun. This breakneck airtime machine rips through its layout, making for a surefire recipe of joy. I love the quick p...

  • I'm NotHere 1 month ago

    Theming Nice surprise! Fun Discomfort

    Adventure Express is one of the most underrated coasters I have ridden, and in the running for the best Mine Train Arrow ever made. Looking at the rid...

  • I'm NotHere 4 months ago

    Inversions Intensity Layout

    Banshee was a new type of B&M Invert. There is the obvious: the use of vest restraints over the manufacturer's older over-the-shoulder restraints, but...

  • I'm NotHere 4 months ago

    Location Pace Fun Airtimes

    Millenium Force is all about the speed, rushing through and above the peninsula's more secluded section while throwing all caution to the wind. It's n...

  • I'm NotHere 4 months ago

    Inversions Location Intensity

    The first launched B&M Wing, and probably the model's best coaster. The launch that begins is not the most intense, but it still manages to be plenty ...

  • I'm NotHere 4 months ago

    Airtimes Location Intensity

    A monumental ride for both Holiday World and CCI, as it put the former on the map for many enthusiasts and marked the latter's first truly great coast...

  • I'm NotHere 4 months ago

    Theming Fun Intensity

    It feels bizarre to say something like this, but I prefer Good Gravy the queue over Good Gravy the ride. The theming is so well done and so charming, ...

  • I'm NotHere 4 months ago

    Theming Rattle Capacity Discomfort

    While the theming may be a nice touch, especially with the recent retheme around Cincinnati, do not be fooled. The ride starts out fine enough with th...

  • I'm NotHere 4 months ago

    Theming Rattle Headbanging Discomfort

    Even if Kings Island was my home park, I hadn't ridden this since 2019 because it typically gets one of the longest lines in the park for what I thoug...

  • I'm NotHere 5 months ago

    I remember having fun on this as a little kid when I didn't know better, but I probably would have thought of this as rattly and boring had I ridden i...

  • I'm NotHere 6 months ago

    Location Intensity

    The last Suspended coaster Arrow made, and one that best understood the potential of the model, using its free-swinging ride vehicle to actually provi...

  • I'm NotHere 6 months ago

    Theming Fun Capacity

    Snoopy's Soap Box Racers is a nicely themed Vekoma Family Boomerang. The station (with its voiceover), ride vehicle, and tower by the first turn all c...

  • I'm NotHere 6 months ago

    Inversions Fun

    Simply a solid, relatively compact Wing coaster here. There's really not too much to say about it: it gets the job done in a relatively fun package. T...

  • I'm NotHere 6 months ago

    My first ever Intamin credit was as a little kid. I'm so cool. Bet you thoosies can't say you rode Intamin's first. As I probably will never ride this...

  • I'm NotHere 6 months ago

    Similar to Wilderness Run, I last rode this 15 years ago, and so the rating is just a rough guess on what I'd rate it just so I can keep up an accurat...

  • I'm NotHere 6 months ago

    Rattle Headbanging

    If this was just a kid's coaster with your typical forceless layout, that would be fine. It certainly wouldn't be great, but there would be nothing wo...

  • I'm NotHere 6 months ago

    Fun Discomfort

    Woodstock Express is a wooden kiddie coaster that serves its purpose rather well. It's a good first introduction to airtime for the little ones, and i...

  • I'm NotHere 6 months ago

    Fun Rattle

    It's a Wild Mouse. Yeah, it has a layout more focused on swooping turns to spin the car around, but it still doesn't really do anything for me, and th...

  • I'm NotHere 6 months ago

    Airtimes Masterpiece Duration

    The Voyage, an odyssey of absolutely genius design that makes for one of the most epic roller coasters ever made. Perhaps my favorite part about the r...

  • I'm NotHere 6 months ago

    First Drop Headbanging Discomfort

    The Arrow Mega loopers are a dying breed, and they were already a dying breed by the time Vortex was closed in 2019. But there's a reason why all exce...

  • I'm NotHere 6 months ago

    Airtimes Rattle Dead spots

    Though a surprising number of people seem to like this 90s woodie, I don't really see why. Sure, it's got decent airtime, but the amount of turns here...

  • I'm NotHere 6 months ago

    First Drop Pointless Airtimes Intensity

    Valravn is, in a word, perfunctory. It's B&M on autopilot, lifelessly stringing together the elements of a Dive coaster because that's the way it's al...

  • I'm NotHere 6 months ago

    Nice surprise! Ejectors

    Okay so imagine this: you are going to a fun center for a Christmas party, and you hear that the place you're going to installed a coaster not too lon...

  • I'm NotHere 6 months ago

    Launch Intensity Discomfort

    The most surreal riding experience of my entire life. The amount of context and drama that led up to my very riding of Top Thrill 2 - from the terribl...

  • I'm NotHere 6 months ago

    Intensity Capacity

    Mostly gets points for historical intrigue and rarity, since this is the only Jet Star 1 standing in America. Overall, it's pretty whippy, and has sig...

  • I'm NotHere 6 months ago

    Masterpiece Ejectors Duration

    I don't really like the statement "I don't know what to say that hasn't already been said." To me, it feels like a cop-out, a maneuver when one is stu...

  • I'm NotHere 6 months ago

    Fun Hangtime Harness Discomfort

    A Wild Mouse off its rocker, where every element is trying to be as disorientating as possible. The fun begins as soon as you climb the lift hill, whi...

  • I'm NotHere 6 months ago

    Inversions Nice surprise! Intensity

    I was pleasantly surprised with Rougarou, considering its reputation as one of the most forgettable coasters at Cedar Point. Now, it's not the greates...

  • I'm NotHere 6 months ago

    Like Cobra's Curse, I rode this as I was just starting to get into coasters and so had an inflated opinion of the ride. I remember having a good time ...

  • I'm NotHere 6 months ago

    Inversions Intensity Dead spots

    Probably the coaster at Cedar Point that needs a rereride the most, as after certain point on the day I rode it, I was so overloaded with coasters tha...