Coaster reviews

Launch Masterpiece Duration

Launches punchy even more so than velocicoaster. Trains are short like maverick but with good restraints and it feels snappy. A few airtime moments but it focuses of raw speed and even good laterals. Longer than I thought and very fun Front row was when I realized what a masterpiece was. Obviously theming is top notch as is expected from PHL

Fun Layout Duration

Back row. Wow. A flying style coaster that actually makes you feel like you’re flying. The forces are perfect and back row had some whip. Visuals stunning and honestly purely fun. Loading system and “pre launch show” portion was a nice surprise and touch .

Theming Capacity Fun

Got to ride the preview ahead of actual opening and absolutely loved it. As far as forces go it is a family coaster but combined with the stellar theming both pre ride and on ride it is a technological marvel. I probably care more about immersive theming more than the average enthusiast so it easily gets in my top 10. I was in awe the entire time

Launch Harness Disappointing!

I think I need to ride this one again because it’s popularity has never matched my opinion of it. First launch starts off great but loses all force going up and unless you’re in the front you don’t get any pop. The heart line is forgettable and there should be more launches throughout

Capacity Layout

It’s a one trick pony who’s trick isn’t very good UPDATE: my last few rides on this have been stellar I was a hater before I’m sorry Tigris

Airtimes First Drop Masterpiece

A pure masterpiece. Absolutely RIPS through the layout but you still can take in every element. I never thought Steve would be dethroned for me but it barely is!

Theming Fun Reliability

A fun and unique family coaster. The elevator lift is fresh and the backwards portions are fun. Good for all ages and the theming is slick

Gemini Slaps forget the haters.

First Drop Capacity Intensity

A good sit down B&M with a good first drop and awesome first loop over the chain lift. Packs some decent positives during the ride and the roar of the track fits the theme so well.

Airtimes Fun Ejectors Too short Capacity

Platinum Passholder ride and it was a walk on. Premier Rides always seem so innovative and the downside of lower capacity is mitigated by the transfer track into and out of the loading station. The back row has great floater on the spike and ejector throughout layout. Front row going over the top hat is great. Somewhere between a thrill and a family coaster but slightly closer to family. Really enjoyed it. So buttery smooth too.

Fun

Only Mountain coaster i've been on and they're fun for what they are. Hardly a coaster by some standards but the settings on them are usually cool

Launch Layout

The first launch is really good, and first two elements back to back are great. The rest is very boring and the theming kinda weak, especially for a Disney park.

liked it when i was a kid but it was probably bad lol

a one trick pony that did it's trick well. RIP

Discomfort

I can only remember my penis and legs hurting

Family coaster best for younger kids duhhhh

First Drop Harness

Why do vest restraints? This thing's layout is really cool for a dive coaster but you lose the feeling of almost all of the forces because of them. What's the point of a coaster if you can't feel what it does? The GP probably love it though.

Airtimes Masterpiece Duration

Currently my number 1 (real original, I know). I didn't appreciate this one the first ride through. I was ready mentally I guess. But during my brother and I's second or third ride, during the final break run we literally both looked at each other, tears of happiness in our eyes, and simultaneously said "that's the best coaster on earth."

I like floorless rides and this one didn't disappoint. When I think of a generic coaster drawn by someone who doesn't know a ton about coasters i think of this layout lol.

Intensity Intensity

Legs feel like they gonna get ripped off but you know what I kinda like it. Can be a bit intense for some but if you crave that then it's awesome.

Airtimes First Drop Masterpiece

One of my first coasters outside of my home park and I rode it with my brother. At the time the tallest thing I had gone on was Kumba. I remember screaming during the first drop, running out of breath, taking a deep breath, and screaming a second time all on the way down cause it was so tall. I have great memories from my first trip and my most recent trip with T. We warrior up and love this thing and its history. People who think it's forceless are wrong or trying to sound cool I guess. The speed is so much fun and the simplicity of the layout is beautiful.

Airtimes First Drop Ejectors

If I could add more Pros I would. Currently sits at my Number 3 coaster. It is a Jack of all trades and a master of most of them.

Airtimes Ejectors

Some of my fondest early memories of riding coasters was marathoning this ride with my brother when we were younger and too scared to ride TTD and the likes too much. The janky airtime hills are fantastic and just silly fun. Love the history as well.

Dead spots

Makes me wish I could have ridden the Wolf ride. Two lift hills kills whatever momentum it was trying to get. Family's may enjoy it for scenery.

Gemini Slaps forget the haters.

Not a fan of the restraints but I guess it makes the GP happy. The layout is beautiful and the setting makes this a fun ride. Outside seat had more roughness for me and inside was smooth. Good near misses. In many other parks this would be a top coaster probably

Not my cup of tea but I respect the history.

Tear it down! Dead spots Layout

so awful lol

Nice surprise! Fun Ejectors

Ok so it's janky as hell but it doesn't produce forces, both lateral and ejector, that are strong lol. Hear me out, this thing is fun just embrace it for what it is. The ride ops complimented me on my strong leg muscles so it's the best ride ever

Capacity Pointless

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