Reviews
  • Beau 10 days ago

    Theming Launch Pace Rattle Capacity

    I was able to ride the USA’s newest wing coaster yesterday night after an hour fourty-five wait and just… WOW. Rapterra is the embodiment of everything 2020s B&M is. It’s intense, it hauls ASS, it has...

  • Beau 14 days ago

    Airtimes Layout Hangtime

    This is the best coaster in the park and one of the best coasters ever built. Copperhead Strike is just a masterpiece and a non-stop barrage of airtime, positives. whip, hangtime, and whip. This is ho...

  • Beau 14 days ago

    Airtimes Capacity Masterpiece Dead spots

    Fury 325 is incredible! This is the 3rd giga coaster I've experienced, and while I thoroughly enjoyed it, I walked away with the opinion that it was sliiiiiightly overrated. The first half deserves al...

  • Beau 14 days ago

    Airtimes Rattle Discomfort

    There's good floater airtime over every hill but this coaster is unbearably rough, with near-constant jackhammering.

  • Beau 1 month ago

    Inversions Fun Intensity

    Nothing gets me quite a powerful hydraulic launch, but unlike the other accelerators, the rest of the ride is great. The inversions are snappy and Storm Runner features a few strong moments of airtime...

  • Beau 1 month ago

    Airtimes First Drop Layout

    In 2024, Hersheypark made the best modification to a roller coaster in the entire history of the amusement industry. With the new lap bars, it is finally possible to appreciate Skyrush's intensity, la...

  • Beau 1 month ago

    First Drop Fun Ejectors Rattle

    This coaster is weeeeeird - and I honestly love it. The first drop is very powerful, and there are a surprising amount of airtime moments featured during this layout. The first camelback has some weak...

  • Beau 1 month ago

    Fun Harness Ejectors

    In the back, this was one of my least favorite coasters ever. In the front... Just... Wow... I was expecting Iron Rattler to be the best ride in Texas. If not that, then New Texas Giant, Boardwalk Bul...

  • Beau 1 month ago

    Fun Intensity Ejectors

    So, SO GOOD. This ride is nonstop action with crazy ejector airtime. Imagine if RMC built a Sky Rocket 2, that's Galeforce. The launches are great, the airtime is great, the laterals are great, and th...

  • Beau 1 month ago

    Airtimes Comfort Fun

    I have never and will never care if an amazing ride is short. An elite ride that lasts for 20 seconds ranks the same as an elite ride that lasts for 50 seconds. Twisted Cyclone has an amazing first dr...

  • Beau 1 month ago

    Airtimes First Drop Ejectors

    I did not expect El Toro to live up to the hype. I expected 4 awesome ejector airtime moments surrounded by a bunch of filler. This was an incorrect assumption, way off. El Toro is unbelievable. The d...

  • Beau 1 month ago

    Airtimes Masterpiece Intensity

    I have ridden Wildcat's Revenge about 100 times over the past two summers. This is a perfect ride. There isn't a single element or transition on this ride that I would change. The sequencing, the paci...

  • Beau 1 month ago

    Pointless Layout Intensity

    What a waste of a coaster of this scale. The size of its trains stunts Griffon, forcing the shaping of the track to be as gradual as possible. The drops pales in comparison to the others in the park, ...

  • Beau 4 months ago

    Launch Intensity

    I got my first and last 2 rides on Kingda Ka less than a month before it closed permanently. I remember watching videos of this ride as a kid with thoughts running through my head about how petrifying...

  • Beau 6 months ago

    Location Intensity Layout Rattle

    I'm a sucker for absurdly intense inverted coasters, and Great Nor'Easter is exactly that. I was blown away by just how much I enjoyed this unique Vekoma SLC. First of all, it HAULS through it's layou...

  • Beau 6 months ago

    Airtimes Comfort Harness

    This was the first major coaster I ever rode, and although my opinion of it has fluctuated, I've come to adore the unhinged airtime. I am SHOCKED that noone has ever fallen out of the train with how m...

  • Beau 6 months ago

    Airtimes First Drop Duration Rattle

    WOW. Raging Bull is a powerful hypercoaster. Even though lots of people seem to dislike the twister layout, I thought it was one of the best hyper layouts I have ever experienced. The drop is no joke,...

  • Beau 6 months ago

    Airtimes Comfort Intensity

    Goliath is an incredible B&M hyper! This is my second favorite B&M hyper as of now. For a B&M hyper, the airtime is surprisingly strong, as are the positive Gs! Goliath even has some whippy moments! A...

  • Beau 6 months ago

    Pace Intensity Ejectors Rattle Harness

    We will never again get a coaster like the original two raptors. These are the best paced coasters on earth. Wonder Woman Golden Lasso Coaster hauls through it's layout at an unnatural pace, yanking y...

  • Beau 6 months ago

    Lap Bar Pace Fun Airtimes

    Millennium Force is perfect... in the front row, when it's dark out, and the ride is hauling. Morning rides on Millennium Force don't compare to night rides, but no matter what time of day or row you'...

  • Beau 6 months ago

    Airtimes First Drop Comfort

    Iron Rattler was a little disappointing, mostly because I didn't find the cliff dive to have airtime as strong as I was expecting. However, every aspect of Iron Rattler is still amazing. The fantastic...

  • Beau 6 months ago

    Comfort Launch Smoothness Capacity

    Steel Curtain is one of my favorite coasters, so you can imagine how excited I was to ride it's sister coaster. I only got two rides on Maxx Force due to the hour long line (the capacity is extremely ...

  • Beau 6 months ago

    Airtimes Capacity Fun Discomfort

    I LOVE janky old airtime. Magnum has a couple of moments of sustained airtime, and some incredible ejector pops. Surprisingly, it still runs relatively smooth. My only issue with Magnum is the painful...

  • Beau 6 months ago

    Airtimes Fun

    I do not remember what my ride on this coaster, I'm rating it based on how much I want to reride it.

  • Beau 6 months ago

    Airtimes Fun Smoothness

    Wild One is a smooth, airtime packed, classic wooden roller coaster. It's simple, but it does everything right. Shout out to Six Flags America's carpenters for keeping this 107 year old coaster elite....

  • Beau 6 months ago

    Discomfort

    There's something about the way the hills transition from curving up to curving down that just hurts so bad. Easily one of the worst major coasters I've ever ridden. I did ride in the back, so it migh...

  • Beau 6 months ago

    Location Comfort Duration

    Fun, scenic little mine train that isn't too painful. I prefer Trailblazer, but this ride is still really good.

  • Beau 6 months ago

    Airtimes Discomfort Dead spots

    This isn't the worst ride in the world, but it isn't anywhere close to the best. The drop had some wacky airtime in the back and the loop was rather intense. Everything else is too poorly profiled to ...

  • Beau 6 months ago

    Airtimes Comfort Duration

    WOW! I went in expecting nothing from this ride and I was absolutely blown away! The drops have fantastic airtime, the entire ride is glass smooth, the slow turns are a great opportunity to high-five ...

  • Beau 6 months ago

    Airtimes Comfort Fun

    WOW! I went in expecting nothing from this ride and I was absolutely blown away! The drops have fantastic airtime, the entire ride is glass smooth, the slow turns are a great opportunity to high-five ...