Coaster reviews

Discomfort Tear it down! Pointless

THIS IS THE WORST THING THAT NO ONE SHOULD HAVE TO RIDE!! It's horrible! It's terrible! It's so bad, that I had to invent a word for it. This ride is HORRIBIFUCKUS!!

Fun

I was sleep-deprived on this trip to MK. I was also disappointed for some reason while on this ride.

Fun

Reminded me of the Orient Express level from Crash Bandicoot: Warped.

Fun Discomfort

I kinda liked it, but I've written home about better.

Rattle Headbanging Tear it down!

This ride is like Hell in a Cell 1998.

Rattle

*cue Lamb of God riff*

Theming

This ride was mid. Wasn't that fast. I understand it's meant to be scenic, but eh.

Location Fun

I wish that it went faster.

Theming Fun

I went on this while sleep-deprived. Mom rode with me, and she was a wimp.

Fun

My brothers rode this with me.

Inversions Fun

This ride was the first time I opened my eyes while upside down.

Fun

Rode this with my brother and his girlfriend. It was a fun spinner I enjoyed.

Intensity

I lost my glasses on this ride. It was like Cyborg Cyber Spin on acid. 10/10, would ride again.

Fun

Last ride of the day. It was fun.

Theming Fun

I rode this while sleep-deprived. I remember having fun on it.

Theming Inversions Launch

This was my first coaster with inversions. I sang along to Walk This Way on it.

Fun

Don't remember this one, as it were before I became an enthusiast.

First Drop Fun

Don't remember much of this one, but according to Ryan, it's the "King of Laterals." I remember liking the drop.

Fun

OK ride.

Fun

Unremarkable. It's a kiddie coaster, though.

First Drop Fun

Great ride!!

Fun

Unremarkable, but eh.

First Drop Fun

My first big kid coaster, when I was 12. Loved it!

Fun Reliability

I got this rare credit in 2015. I sang the Mario 64 Slider theme on it.

Fun Intensity

I love how intense the speed on the second half is. I rerode it in 2021, and my mom went on it. She was a wimp.

Fun

Bet you didn't guess a Gerstlauer spinner would be on here, huh? Loved this ride.

Fun

Don't remember anything about this ride, but I rode it in its last year of operation.

Rattle Tear it down!

This ride is fucking pointless. Rattled the shit out of me.

Fun Intensity

Great ride.

Fun

Rode this with my mom's friend's sons. One of them lost his phone haha