Reviews
  • Zach 5 months ago

    First Drop Masterpiece Intensity Capacity Discomfort

    Wow. This thing should 100% be illegal, but I'm so glad it's not at the same time. It is so intense, and it has fantastic transitions from crushing po...

  • Zach 5 months ago

    Fun Masterpiece Intensity

    Oh. My. God. I LOVE Xcelerator! The ride is beautifully presented in the corner of the park, and the views offered from the midways and queue are fant...

  • Zach 5 months ago

    Airtimes Fun Intensity Rattle Capacity

    Hangtime is a great ride at Knott's. I really enjoy the airtime, positive g's, and the split second of hangtime this ride offers (Pretty ironic, huh)....

  • Zach 5 months ago

    Capacity Inversions Intensity

    Silver Bullet is a great ride. It has crazy intensity and is so much fun to ride, now this con is not listed but this ride is very inconsistent; this ...

  • Zach 5 months ago

    Intensity Rattle Capacity Discomfort

    Very intense and good ride for a family spinner. The ride has pretty poor capacity and it is rough. The trains are pretty bad too, but the ride is wor...

  • Zach 5 months ago

    Airtimes Fun Layout Capacity

    GhostRider is a great ride. Although I am typically disappointed by my morning rides, I found my last ride to be pretty great. The ride has fun airtim...

  • Zach 6 months ago

    Nice surprise! Fun Intensity Reliability

    (This is a review for the Celebration's Bolt, but since it's not available to review, I put it here): Bolt is a very good ride, which was quite surpri...

  • Zach 7 months ago

    Capacity Inversions Rattle Theming Disappointing!

    One the most pathetic rides I've ever done. Yet another forceless B&M looper in California *cough* Bullet *cough*. All this ride does is throw you int...

  • Zach 7 months ago

    Inversions Rattle Discomfort

    Probably one of the only times I was happy to see the terrible Premier skyrocket trains on a ride. This coaster honestly wasn't as bad as I was expect...

  • Zach 7 months ago

    Fun Hangtime Discomfort Lap Bar

    Fun ride with awesome hangtime and airtime. The lap bars are terrible though as you're always stapled and hanging down from them is not comfortable. T...

  • Zach 7 months ago

    Airtimes Nice surprise! Intensity Rattle

    What a nice and extremely intense Arrow. I really enjoyed this coaster but no way am I paying $60 to ride this again. (The $60 is for price of admissi...

  • Zach 7 months ago

    Inversions Intensity Capacity Lap Bar

    Very fun ride that is intense as all the other Boomerangs, I found it to be pretty smooth as well. The lapbar sucks though; it is literally a brick of...

  • Zach 7 months ago

    Intensity

    Very intense ride, I was extremely impressed with the sense of speed and everything about it.

  • Zach 7 months ago

    Airtimes Nice surprise! Fun Capacity

    Very good ride. I enjoyed the crazy forces this thing offered and was very surprised with how good this was.

  • Zach 7 months ago

    Fun Intensity Layout Harness

    Very fun ride, maybe not as intense as I had originally expected but certainly still a great ride to add and boast to my credit count. The ride would ...

  • Zach 7 months ago

    Fun Theming Capacity

    Honestly not sure what was going on with the story: it was just stupid. The capacity on this ride is also horrendous, this was probably one of my long...

  • Zach 7 months ago

    Launch Capacity Harness Disappointing!

    Honestly not sure why people love these sky rockets II's. I was not a big fan when I rode this, the best element was the backwards launch and everythi...

  • Zach 7 months ago

    Airtimes Theming Nice surprise!

    One of the best coasters in the worst park I've ever been to. This ride is the only reason I'd ever go back and it makes sense. The airtime is great a...

  • Zach 7 months ago

    Launch Intensity

    This was such a fun ride, and then cheap Cedar Fair decided to ruin- er "refurbish" it by hiring KUMBAK?! I don't care what kind of deal they offered,...

  • Zach 7 months ago

    Nice surprise! Location

    Wow.. a small scale kiddie ride is better than Coast Rider. Didn't see that coming. This is a pretty cute little kids coaster, it looks absolutely bea...

  • Zach 7 months ago

    First Drop Tear it down! Pointless Lap Bar

    Well, this is the worst coaster I've ever been on.. It just feels like Knott's and MACK are trolling us with this horrendous coaster. Bad lapbars, atr...

  • Zach 7 months ago

    Location Fun Capacity Discomfort

    This ride is just so cute. It's one of the longest in the park and I just love the short little tour it gives you of Fiesta Village. Absolutely not wo...

  • Zach 7 months ago

    Nice surprise! Launch Fun Harness

    I think this might be my new guilty pleasure coaster. I had way too much fun on this thing; I loved every second of my ride and it truly was one of th...

  • Zach 8 months ago

    Intensity Rattle

    Weakest coaster at Magic Mountain - No doubt. The ride is basically just a weaker version of literally any other B&M in the park. It has a nasty rattl...

  • Zach 8 months ago

    Location Smoothness Disappointing!

    (FYI: This review is Forward Superman). Not a big fan of forwards to be honest, I thought the ride was pretty mid and just shot you up into the sky an...

  • Zach 8 months ago

    Inversions Fun Intensity

    Fantastic ride. The ride is pretty graceful and very floaty the entire time. I absolutely love that pretzel loop as it is likely the most intense elem...

  • Zach 8 months ago

    Location Fun Discomfort Dead spots

    Goldrusher is 100% my guilty-pleasure at Magic Mountain. I have a soft spot for simple family coasters and this absolutely fits that bill. The ride is...

  • Zach 8 months ago

    Location Fun Rattle Capacity Dead spots

    If it weren't for the fact that this ride is rumored to close, I would've skipped it. It's a fun ride that pulls decent forces, but is certainly outda...

  • Zach 8 months ago

    Location Fun Rattle Capacity Dead spots

    Extremely historical ride, but it is beyond outdated. The best element is of course the vertical loop which frankly the only reason I ride this. This ...

  • Zach 8 months ago

    Airtimes Location Fun Harness

    Probably the most mid ride at Magic Mountain. Don't get me wrong, I do enjoy this coaster, but it just has the same qualities that better coasters alr...