Reviews
  • Discomfort Tear it down! Pointless

    Ok... I have a question. How is it that people hate such amazing rides like Millennium Force, Top Thrill Dragster, Magnum XL-200, Skyrush, Mako, El Toro, Intimidator 305, X2, Fury 325, Kingda Ka, and ...

  • Airtimes Theming Masterpiece Rattle

    Holy crap! I remember going to Islands of Adventure when I was younger, when Hulk was the number one. Then, it was Hagrid's you know what that was the number one. Now, it's this masterpiece. There is ...

  • Airtimes Masterpiece Smoothness Dead spots

    On my first trip to Seaworld back in 2016, I wasn't tall enough for any of the major coasters. I went back in 2018 where I was tall enough, and I thought Manta was the best because of the flying gimmi...

  • Masterpiece Intensity Ejectors

    How! In the name of heaven! Do some people say this ride is "overrated" or "not worthy of being number 1". Dude, how could you not say that THIS is the greatest roller coaster ever built! I know this ...

  • Lap Bar Masterpiece Ejectors Too short

    Holy crap! This coaster is TOO GOOD for my home park! Kennywood's biggest coaster should be like a tiny B&M Standup, but no, it's this absolute masterpiece. Phantom's Revenge is one of the very few ro...

  • Launch Pace Intensity Rattle

    Hersheypark is packed with great coasters like Skyrush, Candymonium, Fahrenheit, Great Bear, and more. Storm Runner is absolutely no exception. This is another coaster that really gets my blood rushin...

  • First Drop Nice surprise! Ejectors Rattle Lap Bar

    Wow! This ride is absolutely awesome! I'll admit, on my first ride I was a little nervous due to its steepness and what I heard about the restraints, but it didn't disappoint one bit. In fact, Skyrush...

  • Location Discomfort Tear it down! Dead spots

    Look, I know this ride is only a family coaster, and that it's like 55 years old, but my goodness, it has no right to be THIS BAD! Cedar Creek Mine Ride, or as I call it, Cedar Freak's Crime Ride, is ...

  • Location Headbanging Discomfort Tear it down!

    I feel as if this ride is WAY too overhated. Sure, it's not great, but there's NO WAY IN HECK that Corkscrew is the worst coaster in the park! That being said, Corkscrew, or as I call it, Corkscrewed,...

  • Lap Bar Launch Masterpiece Too short

    I seriously don't know how people could hate this absolute masterpiece of a ride. This ride was absolutely INCREDIBLE. It was buttery smooth, it was EXTREMELY comfortable, and Top Thrill Dragster is o...

  • Airtimes Nice surprise! Fun Rattle Lap Bar

    Gemini isn't really as extreme as some of Cedar Point's other rides, plus it's quite outdated. However, that doesn't stop me from having PLENTY of fun on this coaster. When the ride is barely warming ...

  • Airtimes Nice surprise! Fun Rattle Lap Bar

    Gemini isn't really as extreme as some of Cedar Point's other rides, plus it's quite outdated. However, that doesn't stop me from having PLENTY of fun on this coaster. When the ride is barely warming ...

  • Pace Masterpiece Intensity Discomfort

    Sure, big coasters are always a marvel to look at. However, size doesn't always equal amazing. Sometimes, you can have a very tiny ride that packs a massive punch, and Maverick does EXACTLY that! It's...

  • Pace Masterpiece Smoothness

    How on earth do people think this ride is forceless? Dude, the speed and the setting of this ride is absolutely INCREDIBLE! Seriously, Millennium Force, at least in the front row, feels like you are r...