Reviews • rushKAPOW37

I feel like I’m the only person who thinks that this is the best woodie at Blackpool. It delivers air time consistently and the trains are like sofas....

I feel like I’m the only person who thinks that this is the best woodie at Blackpool. It delivers air time consistently and the trains are like sofas. And it’s also my favourite colour.

This is a great kid-family coaster, mainly because of the theme that carries it. There are some very good interactions with the rapids beneath. The tu...

This is a great kid-family coaster, mainly because of the theme that carries it. There are some very good interactions with the rapids beneath. The tunnel section is really intense and a night ride on it is very underrated.

For being one of the weaker coasters at Alton Towers, it proves how solid of a lineup they have. Th13teen is a lot tamer than nemesis or smiler and th...

For being one of the weaker coasters at Alton Towers, it proves how solid of a lineup they have. Th13teen is a lot tamer than nemesis or smiler and the first elements just meander through the forest. The first drop and drop track are very good though. Oh and I can’t forget the ending launch to infinite mph.

A good family coaster for Paultons Park. But where is theming. Other than a hut, the queue is more reminiscent of a Ukraine flag than a snake. Please ...

A good family coaster for Paultons Park. But where is theming. Other than a hut, the queue is more reminiscent of a Ukraine flag than a snake. Please add theming.

I used to hate this ride, but now I show it some appreciation. The theming on ride, the station and the queue hit. The ride experience is ok. The bulk...

I used to hate this ride, but now I show it some appreciation. The theming on ride, the station and the queue hit. The ride experience is ok. The bulky restraints are annoying. But it’s a good ride.

This ride is Overhated but I see why. The launch is fantastic, but the rest of the layout is quite weak. The theming doesn’t exactly fit and I didn’t ...

This ride is Overhated but I see why. The launch is fantastic, but the rest of the layout is quite weak. The theming doesn’t exactly fit and I didn’t get to go on it in May because of its poor reliability. I still like it though.

Dragon’s Fury is a good but a bit overrated of a family coaster. It has almost no theming, absurd for a Merlín park, but is semi-made up for the ride ...

Dragon’s Fury is a good but a bit overrated of a family coaster. It has almost no theming, absurd for a Merlín park, but is semi-made up for the ride experience. Although my last visit, the ride was shut for the vast majority. If they sort things out it can be a 4.

I liked this ride. I see it’s age over the years I rode it and, pains me to say, my first coaster with inversions (excluding Galactica). The zero - g ...

I liked this ride. I see it’s age over the years I rode it and, pains me to say, my first coaster with inversions (excluding Galactica). The zero - g - roll is unhinged to say the least and the vertical loop I find glossy smooth. The corkscrews could be better but I feel bitter sweet over it becoming sit down.

This ride is a one trick pony. I love the drop, probably the best in the UK before Hyperia opens. But the overbank is nice too. The ride also has quit...

This ride is a one trick pony. I love the drop, probably the best in the UK before Hyperia opens. But the overbank is nice too. The ride also has quite a high capacity. Not much to say, good ride.

This ride was the first thrill coaster I ever did. I have a soft spot for it, but the ride is very unreliable and rundown. The capacity is sometimes o...

This ride was the first thrill coaster I ever did. I have a soft spot for it, but the ride is very unreliable and rundown. The capacity is sometimes one train and for a flying coaster that’s painful. If they manage to sort that out, it’s a very relaxing ride.

This ride is a lot better than it sounds on paper (imo) and feels a lot longer than it actually is. It’s also got a lot of hangtime in both spikes and...

This ride is a lot better than it sounds on paper (imo) and feels a lot longer than it actually is. It’s also got a lot of hangtime in both spikes and the launches hit. This ride does have atrocious capacity, but I do enjoy this ride a lot.

Nemesis Inferno is intense, punchy inversions, glossy smooth and good theming too. There is nothing too much you can fault it on. However, the turn ar...

Nemesis Inferno is intense, punchy inversions, glossy smooth and good theming too. There is nothing too much you can fault it on. However, the turn around a and the end of the ride is kind of stale and there isn’t exactly a stand out thing about this ride. Nemesis (Reborn) is definitely better, but it’s a great ride by itself.

Definitely a must do at Thorpe Park, being my 2nd most ridden ride. The launch, the top hat and the air time hill all smack. But then it ends. If stea...

Definitely a must do at Thorpe Park, being my 2nd most ridden ride. The launch, the top hat and the air time hill all smack. But then it ends. If stealth kept on going, even for 5 more seconds I probably would’ve preferred it to swarm. But still an amazing ride.

A great themed woodie and is a must do at Alton Towers. The capacity is insane and so is the air time. The wooden structure dominates the ride however...

A great themed woodie and is a must do at Alton Towers. The capacity is insane and so is the air time. The wooden structure dominates the ride however there are a couple dead spots towards the end. Great ride.

If you head down to the back half of Ferrari lane, you get greeted with some copy and paste rides which hadn’t seemed to get the attention they needed...

If you head down to the back half of Ferrari lane, you get greeted with some copy and paste rides which hadn’t seemed to get the attention they needed. Junior Redforce looks like a funfair ride but you do get a lot of airtime and never had a queue.

I don’t care what anyone says. This ride is the best. It’s so charming even though it is just a janky arrow mine train which does almost nothing but I...

I don’t care what anyone says. This ride is the best. It’s so charming even though it is just a janky arrow mine train which does almost nothing but I love it too much.

After the amazing rides of Dragon Khan and Shambhala, i headed to Baco. Baco looks stunning from all angles, my favourite being from the Far West brid...

After the amazing rides of Dragon Khan and Shambhala, i headed to Baco. Baco looks stunning from all angles, my favourite being from the Far West bridge. The ride experience, was unbearably rough. The launch is good and so is the inversion but everything else reminds me of the big one. I’d rather watch this one.

Best ride in UK. All 14 inversions hit in their own way and so do the air time hills. The ride is relentless and I love it for that. If it duels, it’s...

Best ride in UK. All 14 inversions hit in their own way and so do the air time hills. The ride is relentless and I love it for that. If it duels, it’s even better. Despite the fun, I have had the ride break down multiple times while waiting. But for the ride experience, The Smiler is top notch.

This is the better of the two stampidas, finding the layout to be a bit better profiled than it’s blue counterpart. Other than the first drop, there i...

This is the better of the two stampidas, finding the layout to be a bit better profiled than it’s blue counterpart. Other than the first drop, there isn’t much to be said about this ride. It’s a wooden coaster and I expect it’s slight roughness but the racing element makes the ride better.

It’s quite a good kids - family coaster. It gives you good amounts of air time and goes through the wooden spaghetti of stampida. It’s quite short tho...

It’s quite a good kids - family coaster. It gives you good amounts of air time and goes through the wooden spaghetti of stampida. It’s quite short though, and the trains are tiny.

Wow. I had sky high expectations for this ride and it still blew me away. I don’t think I can fault this coaster. The first drop is incredible, the po...

Wow. I had sky high expectations for this ride and it still blew me away. I don’t think I can fault this coaster. The first drop is incredible, the positive gs on the bottom of the first drop and the turnaround are both grey-out moments. The ejector hill contrasts the positives so well. The other camelbacks deal great air too. For being my first b and m hyper, I think I got pretty lucky.

I think this ride gets too much hate, however it was my first multi dimension coaster. It was a great ride experience, the launches and spike being my...

I think this ride gets too much hate, however it was my first multi dimension coaster. It was a great ride experience, the launches and spike being my favourite. I could understand the theming although it was inconsistent. And on my first day I wasn’t able to get on until around 5pm due to constant closures.