Coaster reviews

Rattle Discomfort Intensity

Absolutely agonising. Throws you everywhere and is so bumpy. I did not have fun at one moment during this ride. Condor at Walibi Holland is better than this and I’m not even joking.

Airtimes Inversions Ejectors

Wicked Cyclone is an amazing RMC. The airtime is extremely strong and the inversions are really fun and if you sit in the back row. The first inversion is very snappy. The hangtime on this ride is also amazing and the pacing honestly is really good. Wicked Cyclone is fantastic and the best coaster at Six Flags New England and a top 15 coaster for me overall.

First Drop Rattle Discomfort Tear it down!

Watch out for this coaster here. If you can handle some really rough tracks, you’ll have a blast. It is definitely a fast out and back wooden coaster, it’s a good representation of the quintessential wooden coaster. That being said, oh boy it’s rough. Don’t even think about riding in the back if you have any sort of back problems, this thing jackhammers so bad going into the outer banked turns that it amazes me it’s still operating. This thing definitely not going to be around in a few years and I’m totally fine with that. Finngers crossed for an RMC but heck I’d take even just a retrack, if something doesn’t happen soon I feel like this thing is going to shake itself apart.

Inversions Layout Ejectors Harness

An absolute beauty of a ride. Got 10 rides on this thing in one day and all of them delivered. The outer bank out of the station is crazy, the first drop is absolute madness. 80° and 37 metres may not seem like much, but in the back row it is a powerhouse of ejector. The speed hill into the double inverting stall is awesome, and the stall itself not only provides copious amounts of hangtime, you get laterals whilst out of your seat (a common theme for this ride). The double up provides great airtime, and on the second hill you get whipped to the left, throwing you into the air whiteout sitting down. Another airtime hill into a wave-turn-esque thing, leading into a beautiful zero-g roll, before yet another wave-turn-esque thing, all providing a mix of hangtime and airtime. The double up into the double down throws you into the lap bar, and the overbank is just amazing. The 4 consecutive airtime hills are awesome, especially as they lead into the best part of the ride; the heartline roll with the ground as the head chopper. Speaking of, the supports and structure provide many headchoppers throughout the masterful layout. The heartline roll gives an immense amount of hangtime and throws you into the lap bar (the most painful part of the ride), before the dip down and dip up into the brakes, both with brilliant airtime. The operations aren’t always the fastest on here, and sitting on the brake run with no shade isn’t all that great, but all in all it’s a near perfect coaster, and was an amazing ride to be my 100th credit. Definitely a back row ride, but the front is also exceptional.

Rattle Discomfort Tear it down!

I could add so many more cons to this waste of space, such as the vest restraints on the trains that are good on Mayan at Energylandia, but absolutely horrendous here. I don’t even know how it’s possible, but this is somehow worse than Viking. It’s rough, unpleasant, painful, boring, cloned and just terrible. The restraints murdered my thighs, and I’m pretty sure they cut off the blood circulation to the entirety of my legs. My neck was brutally attacked by the vest restraints, and even in the front row it was downright disgusting. Not even happy that I did it for the credit, and would give this a 0/10 if possible. Save yourself the time and go marathon Untamed instead.

Launch Fun Duration Dead spots

A great long ride with almost everything you could wish for, very much feels like a cheetah hunt, the second launch is great, but the ride has a few dead spots with straighter track which is most likely to get around the animal enclosures and paths, with a few more airtime hills this would be incredible

First Drop Masterpiece Intensity

My new favourite roller coaster, crazy ride and very intense, the first drop is crazy especially in the back rows. The amount of airtime is surprisingly nice, the death roll is great, the ride is simply a masterpiece. Although not as long as other RMC's, the whole experience makes up for it, amazing.

Good case of "I liked it as a kid, but that was also when I didn't have taste."

As a kid I thought it was okay, but today I think it was just boring. Not terrible, it just didn't do much. Don't remember how rough it was.

Pace Intensity Duration Rattle Discomfort

This is definitely my favourite GCI coaster. It has a long layout, but it manages to keep its pace very well. I did however have a headache after riding it. I also did not really like the fast turns after the station fly-through as they were painful to me, but my friends didn’t seem to have this.