Coaster reviews
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Inversions Comfort
Credit #89 It's a pretty fun floorless. Not as phenomenal as Dominator or as memorable as Bizarro, but nonetheless it's good. It's pretty fast and it feels quite smooth- I usually have no problem with floorless restraints (except for Firebird and Rougarou, ew.), this being another example of a good B&M floorless. Count how many times I said floorless in this review lol
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Discomfort
Credit #90 Jesus Christ, I thought I would never find an actual bad SLC, but I did! This coaster demolishes any feeling you have in your thighs, and just flings your upper torso around like a scene from Saw where you lose feeling from the waist down by being dunked in a bath of acidic ice (I made that up). Yeah, I definitely prefer the older restraints after riding SFA's Mind Eraser- at least that one isn't unbearable. Also, I HATE the name, it bugs me so much! Word of advice, New England- get a thesaurus.
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Nice surprise! Smoothness
Credit #82 SUPER underrated, I was very much surprised on how much I liked it. It's gotta be my favorite Vekoma boomerang so far! Usually boomerangs make me dizzy, but this one did not make me feel that at all. Plus, for some odd reason, it felt as silky smooth as a B&M hyper. I am probably crazy saying I enjoy this ride, but hey, this is coming from the same guy that hates Raptor at Cedar Point. All I'm saying it's good for a boomerang, even though I was expecting the worst lol
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Discomfort
Credit #91. Do not be fooled by this kid's ride, it is VIOLENT; especially on your thighs if you are an adult. I do not really do kiddie creds, but since I was with someone on my 25454654646765th day at Great Adventure, I decided why not. And it only goes around one time for a small coaster, which sucks. At least it's not like Runaway Ouch Train or Green Pooper...
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Theming Fun Smoothness Too short Capacity
One of the better junior boomerang's I've done. Quite well themed and the layout has more force than the others
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Smoothness Too short Pointless
A good little family coaster but feels unneeded when the park has so many others.
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Airtimes First Drop Pace
I genuinely struggle to find any flaws in this coaster, and it is currently tied for my #1. Every single element is incredible and the whole ride flows amazingly! The first drop on the back row is absolutely insane, and then everything that follows is equally as great, providing a mix of airtime, hangtime, laterals, and positives. The pacing is also flawless and at night it's a whole other level.
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Headbanging Harness Discomfort
Read reviews and thought people were overreacting, they were not. Genuinely the worst coaster I've ever had the displeasure of riding. Lots of headbanging, very janky, pointless OTSRs and it made several rather strange noises while traversing the course. Got the credit, never again.
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Fun
I guess this counts as swampwater snake until it gets added. It's a fun kiddie coaster with some downright violent laterals. To be fair, every kiddie coaster has violent laterals, but this one does it best with its long trains.
