Coaster reviews

Airtimes Lap Bar Layout Rattle Tear it down! Dead spots

The layout is fun with some airtime moments and decent elements, but it is rough AF. It’s only a slightly less rough version of ROAR, just with better elements and trains and slightly more enjoyable. Still, it’s hard to enjoy and is just uncomfortable. A one and done for sure!

Airtimes First Drop Fun Disappointing! Discomfort Airtimes

It was fine, but it was horrible on my knees and the airtime is overrated. It’s e&f miller’s take on a zamperla family gravity coaster. I was fine with it but it was painful and boring. There were some sudden pops of air which were fine though and maybe other E&F Miller coasters have better airtime but the “jankyness” wasn’t as fun as I realized.

Fun Disappointing! Pointless Airtimes

Most overrated coaster ever. I get it’s a meme coaster but it’s nothing and boring. It doesn’t even deserve the memes honestly.

Theming Location Duration Capacity Dead spots

This ride is a fun tour around the park! The coaster is a bit underrated, but TBH it's also kind of boring and is subject to frequent 1 train ops. So be carful. Ride in the front as you can get some airtime pops and still have some intensity at the start of the ride. The coaster also has a well themed suprise themed section where you travel through the log chute!

First Drop Inversions Ejectors Capacity

Please stay with us Viper! Don't leave us, we need you!!!... Viper's a great ride and I'd hate to see this thing go any time soon. It's at my home park, which I'm thankful for. You get HARD ejector towards the back on the first drop. It's incredibly dangerous feeling, it's awesome. And the inversions are fun, the best one being the Corkscrew. The helix is intense and you get flashed by the cameras while you enter the tunnel for an awesome experience.

First Drop Comfort Fun Too short

This ride is awesome! Slightly under Mako for me.

First Drop Launch Pace Too short Discomfort

Awesome ride, just so short.

Airtimes Comfort Ejectors

Great ride ! Great pace !

Harness Discomfort Lap Bar

This ride is unbearable. It really sucks because I think the ride would have great forces but I honestly don't know because the only thing I could focus on was the immense pain in my thighs. These restraints are the worst ever, the comfort collar and the shin guards don't bother me, but the lap bar portion will crush your thighs so hard its 10 times worse than Skyrush or T3. If the thigh crushing alone wasn't enough the position the restraints had your legs in made it even more uncomfortable and awkward. There is also no way to stop yourself from getting stapled as soon as you start getting positive g's that lap bar will come down and crush your thighs. At least on other rides that are uncomfortable I can still enjoy the elements and ride defensively if I have to. On Tempesto there is no way to avoid it, it hurts the whole ride and its simply unbearable.

well... it's a ride...