Reviews
  • Alex M. 3 months ago

    Airtimes Inversions Masterpiece Reliability

    Twisted Timbers is an airtime masterpiece. It’s extremely out of control, and almost every airtime moment hits. The best moments are the barrel roll drop and the triple camel back hills. My only compl...

  • Alex M. 3 months ago

    Intensity Duration

    Dominator is much better than I remember after my last couple of rides. It is smooth, intense, and very underrated. Try to get the back right seat as it gives the best airtime on the drop.

  • Alex M. 3 months ago

    Fun Hangtime Discomfort Reliability

    Rapterra is a surprisingly fun coaster. There are multiple surprising elements including the first overbank and the final zero-g roll. Theming is also surprisingly good and pretty elaborate. It is unc...

  • Alex M. 3 months ago

    #BringBackWoody

  • Alex M. 3 months ago

    Layout Duration Rattle Discomfort Dead spots

    Rip Ride Rockit is fun if you have a high tolerance for rough rides. It has a solid drop and some fun elements in the beginning, but man does it shake you up a bit. Since it’s closing I’ll be honest a...

  • Alex M. 3 months ago

    Theming Dead spots

    Escape from Gringotts is definitely more dark ride than coaster. The first drop is pretty sweet, but after that it’s just a solid dark ride. I wish they would’ve integrated more coaster elements in, b...

  • Alex M. 3 months ago

    Airtimes Theming Fun

    Revenge of the Mummy is easily the best ride at USO. The theming is incredible, the certain elements are surprisingly fun. There is one drop that gives incredible ejector airtime as well.

  • Alex M. 3 months ago

    Theming Fun Rattle Dead spots

    Penguin Trek is a great family coaster. It has good theming for modern SeaWorld, and has a fun layout. I do wish it was just a tad more intense, but I get they needed something light for the kids. The...

  • Alex M. 3 months ago

    Theming Fun Duration Dead spots

    Atlantis is always a good time. The theming is great (although they need to update the effects), and the drops are pretty fun. A quick warning though, if you sit in the front, you’ll get drenched.

  • Alex M. 3 months ago

    Inversions Intensity Duration Rattle

    Kraken is intense and a long ride but can be pretty rough. It’s fun to do once when I visit but it’s hard to re-ride.

  • Alex M. 3 months ago

    Airtimes Nice surprise! Fun Capacity

    Pipeline might be one of the most surprisingly fun coasters I’ve ever done. The standing airtime is euphoric and it has surprising positives. The line can move really slow, but it’s worth it.

  • Alex M. 3 months ago

    Theming Fun Intensity Dead spots

    Manta is an incredible flying coaster. The pretzel loop is absolutely insane, and the ride is smooth and just pure fun. My only complaints are that after the pretzel loop it does feel like it meanders...

  • Alex M. 3 months ago

    Airtimes First Drop Comfort

    Mako is a high tier hyper with tons of floater. It’s butter smooth and easily one of the most re-rideable coasters I’ve ever done.

  • Alex M. 4 months ago

    Nice surprise! Intensity Capacity Discomfort

    Felt like I was in a plane crash but I kinda liked that. RIP

  • Alex M. 4 months ago

    Airtimes

    Surprisingly fun for a kids coaster.

  • Alex M. 4 months ago

    Headbanging Capacity Pointless

    Just hit the sides of your head with a shoe a few times and congrats you’ve ridden Kiddy Hawk. Avoid this if the line is long.

  • Alex M. 4 months ago

    Intensity Capacity Harness

    Surprisingly intense for a wild mouse. Capacity sucks though.

  • Alex M. 4 months ago

    Intensity Discomfort

    Actually pretty intense. I don’t get much headbanging because my head goes above the restraint. I can see how this would be miserable if your shorter.

  • Alex M. 4 months ago

    Location Layout Lap Bar

    Pretty boring layout for a mine train. It’s not rough but doesn’t do much. Tunnel at the end is nice though.

  • Alex M. 4 months ago

    Harness Intensity Rattle

    It’s actually kinda fun. It’s intense and even if it’s not the smoothest, there’s no head banging because of the harness.

  • Alex M. 4 months ago

    Intensity Harness Discomfort Intensity

    This ride is like a swift kick in the nuts. It’s intense, but that’s not really a good thing. If you can see through the pain, the layout is actually pretty good.

  • Alex M. 4 months ago

    Duration Rattle Tear it down! Pointless

    It’s not very rough but it’s a complete snooze fest. Almost no airtime the entire ride. The ride is also an eyesore.

  • Alex M. 4 months ago

    Airtimes Too short

    Great kids coaster with some good airtime in the back row.

  • Alex M. 4 months ago

    Airtimes Comfort Dead spots

    Probably one of the less incredible hyper coasters, but still great. It has some awesome floater. The last helix is pretty pointless though.

  • Alex M. 4 months ago

    Airtimes Theming Hangtime Dead spots

    This is the real HangTime. This ride is surprisingly intense with its great hang time on almost every inversion and some shockingly intense airtime. The theming is also great for a Six Flags park.

  • Alex M. 4 months ago

    Pace Intensity Too short

    This Montu wannabe is still great. It’s intense and quick. The batwing is a highlight, but don’t underestimate that last corkscrew.

  • Alex M. 4 months ago

    First Drop Masterpiece Layout

    Fury is a freaking masterpiece. It’s everything you want out of a coaster. My advice is to ride in the front seat.

  • Alex M. 4 months ago

    Theming Discomfort

    It’s surprisingly rough for a kids coaster.

  • Alex M. 4 months ago

    Theming Duration Dead spots

    It’s a fun classic that more dark ride than coaster.

  • Alex M. 4 months ago

    Nice surprise! Smoothness Too short

    A fun family coaster that is more intense than it looks.