Reviews
  • Esme B. 5 months ago

    Airtimes First Drop Fun

    my 2nd fav woodie after ghostrider at knotts. proud to have this in my home country.

  • Esme B. 5 months ago

    First Drop Fun Duration Rattle

    a fun woodie. easily top 3 wooden coasters in my book.

  • Esme B. 5 months ago

    Inversions Fun Headbanging Discomfort

    i mean, at least it's fun?

  • Esme B. 5 months ago

    First Drop Theming Rattle Headbanging

    great ride for one of my favourite movie franchises but it unfortunately shows its age a bit with that awful rattle.

  • Esme B. 5 months ago

    Capacity Inversions Smoothness

    amazing ride that deserves that banger of a theme tune.

  • Esme B. 5 months ago

    Launch Intensity Smoothness Too short

    is it wrong of me to say that i prefer this to kingda ka? is this the right place? or will i get absolutely crucified on this website?

  • Esme B. 5 months ago

    Theming Nice surprise! Fun

    i don't even consider this a kids ride, which a lot of people certainly do. if i was an eight-year-old and had to experience that (spoiler alert) drop...

  • Esme B. 5 months ago

    First Drop Fun Intensity Too short

    great fun but dad didn't like it much. he said that he preferred the bus ride, which i strongly disagree with. don't disrespect this goated coaster li...

  • Esme B. 5 months ago

    Comfort Fun Capacity

    fun flying coaster.

  • Esme B. 5 months ago

    Inversions Layout Duration

    hands down best ride at alton. well worth the hype (and the 2 hour queue)

  • Esme B. 5 months ago

    First Drop Fun Duration Rattle

    i always queue for this side because there's less of a queue. blue is underrated.

  • Esme B. 5 months ago

    Theming Nice surprise! Smoothness

    fun dark ride. wasn't expecting it to be that good.

  • Esme B. 5 months ago

    Launch Rattle Too short

    the launch is good

  • Esme B. 5 months ago

    Inversions Fun Discomfort

    dragon khan definitely shows its age, but it's not too rough for a coaster built in the 90s.

  • Esme B. 5 months ago

    Airtimes Masterpiece Duration

    absolute masterpiece from b&m. dare i say their best hyper. enough said.

  • Esme B. 5 months ago

    Fun Headbanging Discomfort Tear it down!

    criminal how shaman is rated higher than this, but this ride isn't great. in fact, it should join its old buddy in the scrapyard for our sake.

  • Esme B. 5 months ago

    Headbanging Discomfort Tear it down!

    TEAR THIS DOWN. FOR THE SAKE OF ALL COASTER ENTHUSIASTS AND THEME PARK GOERS, SCRAP THIS DAMN THING.

  • Esme B. 5 months ago

    First Drop Too short

    i shouldn't have gone on the fianna force twice in a row before doing this little tiny kiddie ride because i threw up in the station straight after. n...

  • Esme B. 5 months ago

    First Drop Fun Harness

    fairly mid ride but it's good for a vekoma.

  • Esme B. 5 months ago

    First Drop Headbanging Disappointing! Discomfort

    extremely disappointed. this thing left my legs in a terrible state and left me with a splitting headache. 2 stars, but i gave half a star for this ri...

  • Esme B. 5 months ago

    Headbanging Discomfort Dead spots

    this ride made me feel sick and nauseous and i couldn't function when i got off. though i don't particularly like b&m inverteds, it still left me feel...

  • Esme B. 5 months ago

    Airtimes Comfort Fun Too short

    superman ultimate flight is a fun flying coaster. it trumps galactica at alton towers but it isn't as good as tatsu at six flags magic mountain. there...

  • Esme B. 5 months ago

    Headbanging Discomfort Tear it down!

    i'm a female, but that ride completely busted my balls.

  • Esme B. 5 months ago

    Launch Fun Intensity Too short

    xcelerator is a fun ride. wouldn't queue more than 30 minutes for it but that launch is the most intense out of every intamin accelerator i've ever ri...

  • Esme B. 5 months ago

    Inversions Launch Hangtime

    i originally wanted to bypass full throttle because it just looked too scary and i had already had a bad experience riding goliath earlier. but my mot...

  • Esme B. 5 months ago

    Airtimes First Drop Smoothness

    my second favourite b&m hyper after shambhala. nitro is a super fun ride with a lot to offer.

  • Esme B. 5 months ago

    Airtimes First Drop Inversions Discomfort

    fun ride, but quite uncomfortable in certain sections such as the inversions.

  • Esme B. 5 months ago

    Launch Fun Intensity Headbanging Too short

    a fun ride, rode this last year without knowing it would be the last year of its operation. shame it's gone. long live the king 💚

  • Esme B. 5 months ago

    Fun Smoothness Layout

    silver bullet is my favourite out of not too many b&m inverted coasters i've done. i usually hate this type of ride because of my motion sickness, but...

  • Esme B. 5 months ago

    Lap Bar Inversions Hangtime

    hangtime is great fun! it's a unique ride with an amazing layout and i could queue for this over and over and not get sick of it. truly a fantastic co...