Reviews • Jonas

This is a really good family wooden coaster. It’s actually so fun. It’s one of the smoothest wooden coasters I’ve ridden and it has nice floater airti...

This is a really good family wooden coaster. It’s actually so fun. It’s one of the smoothest wooden coasters I’ve ridden and it has nice floater airtime.

I’m pretty sure that this is my first GCI, and I thought it was good. Unfortunately the lightning side wasn’t running when I went so I wasn’t able to ...

I’m pretty sure that this is my first GCI, and I thought it was good. Unfortunately the lightning side wasn’t running when I went so I wasn’t able to get that credit. This ride is a little rough, but not unbearable, and there are some good laterals and pops of airtime even though they aren’t too strong in my opinion.

This is my second favorite B&M invert out of the three that I’ve ridden. This is behind Afterburn at Carowinds and in front of Batman at Great Adventu...

This is my second favorite B&M invert out of the three that I’ve ridden. This is behind Afterburn at Carowinds and in front of Batman at Great Adventure. This ride is intense, it’s smooth, and it has some cool elements, especially the helix before the first drop.

This ride is actually pretty underrated in my opinion. It’s overshadowed by many of the other rides at this park, but the inversions and airtime are s...

This ride is actually pretty underrated in my opinion. It’s overshadowed by many of the other rides at this park, but the inversions and airtime are still really good. I also really love vertical lift hills and beyond vertical drops like this ride has.

This is my new favorite B&M hyper coaster (granted I’ve only ridden one other ride of this model) but I still like this better than thunder striker/in...

This is my new favorite B&M hyper coaster (granted I’ve only ridden one other ride of this model) but I still like this better than thunder striker/intimidator at Carowinds. The elements are much more unique on this ride and they felt stronger too.

This ride has my new favorite launch, even beating out TMNT Shellraiser because it’s slightly more powerful. I also love the flying snake dive and the...

This ride has my new favorite launch, even beating out TMNT Shellraiser because it’s slightly more powerful. I also love the flying snake dive and the top hat so much.

This ride is so insane and it’s definitely in my top 5. I still like Wildcat’s revenge slightly more but this ride is actually insane. The first drop ...

This ride is so insane and it’s definitely in my top 5. I still like Wildcat’s revenge slightly more but this ride is actually insane. The first drop is the best I have ever experienced. You get pulled out of your seat and then pulled even further out halfway down the drop. The Stengel dives are also amazing and this ride is very intense, and the airtime is the strongest I’ve experienced. I’m so glad I was able to get both a front and back row ride on this, in the wing seats on the left.

I think this is my new favorite RMC. I like it more than steel vengeance. This ride is so aggressive and has such a complete layout. The laterals, air...

I think this is my new favorite RMC. I like it more than steel vengeance. This ride is so aggressive and has such a complete layout. The laterals, airtime, and inversions are all amazing and I loved the wave turns. It was also smooth. My favorite ride at Hersheypark just ahead of skyrush.

The circular loop feels a lot different than most vertical loops that I’ve done so far, and I liked it. Other than that, this ride is very tame. It ha...

The circular loop feels a lot different than most vertical loops that I’ve done so far, and I liked it. Other than that, this ride is very tame. It has a lot of history though.

This is basically just a regular boomerang, but there’s a lot of theming added on to it and it feels like a party. The inside of the tunnel also smell...

This is basically just a regular boomerang, but there’s a lot of theming added on to it and it feels like a party. The inside of the tunnel also smells like jolly ranchers due to the mist they spray. For these reasons, I like this more than flying cobras.

This coaster is the literal definition of perfect. Like look up the word "perfect" in the dictionary and you'll find a picture of Fury's lift hill in ...

This coaster is the literal definition of perfect. Like look up the word "perfect" in the dictionary and you'll find a picture of Fury's lift hill in there. In all seriousness, I love this ride to the sun and back. It gives undeniably one of the best, if not the best, ride experiences on a roller coaster ever! In the whole world! The airtime, intensity, sense of speed, and smoothness are flawless. That first drop is out of this world. There's a reason that this is my most ridden roller coaster (I've ridden this over 90 times), and its because I keep getting back in line almost every single time I ride. I strongly recommend this to not only enthusiasts, but to everyone else as well!

This is the only boomerang I've been on at the time of writing this, and coaster enthusiasts usually say that these types of rides are awful. This one...

This is the only boomerang I've been on at the time of writing this, and coaster enthusiasts usually say that these types of rides are awful. This one isn't. It's very intense, smoother than I was expecting (although it still does have a noticeable rattle), and has the vest restraints.

I have no idea if this is actually a credit or not (this website says that it is so I guess I'll count it as one) but I love the weightlessness and sp...

I have no idea if this is actually a credit or not (this website says that it is so I guess I'll count it as one) but I love the weightlessness and spinning aspects on this.

When I first rode this ride, I thought it took the number one spot from Fury. Upon further review, I believe Fury is still slightly better but this co...

When I first rode this ride, I thought it took the number one spot from Fury. Upon further review, I believe Fury is still slightly better but this comes pretty close as my #2. This ride is perfect. The theming, the launches, the elements, they are all incredible. My favorite moment, like many other enthusiasts, is the mososaurus roll. One of the best roller coaster elements I've ever experienced. It's actually insane. You need to ride this at some point in your life.

I genuinely have no words for this ride that haven't already been said. The airtime is absolutely amazing. I also love the near miss elements. I don't...

I genuinely have no words for this ride that haven't already been said. The airtime is absolutely amazing. I also love the near miss elements. I don't like the metal detector and locker system though. It seems a bit overkill but I can see why its necessary. I also don't really love the shin guards, they aren't the most comfortable. But everything else about this ride is perfect and it probably would have been my #2 or even my #1 if the shin guards weren't there.

This ride is so intense, and the airtime is out of this world. The second launch in the tunnel and the first drop are my favorite elements. I love eve...

This ride is so intense, and the airtime is out of this world. The second launch in the tunnel and the first drop are my favorite elements. I love everything else though. Everything about this ride is incredible.

This ride is like 100 years old but it runs better and it's smoother than some wooden coasters built in the 80s or later and this gives absolutely inc...

This ride is like 100 years old but it runs better and it's smoother than some wooden coasters built in the 80s or later and this gives absolutely incredible forces. The minimalist restraints and the couch-like seats make this even better in my opinion.

This is an amazing invert. I like it more than the Batman clones. The intensity is very sustained, especially on the Batwing and Corkscrew. This gives...

This is an amazing invert. I like it more than the Batman clones. The intensity is very sustained, especially on the Batwing and Corkscrew. This gives Carowinds the true intense coaster in their stacked lineup.

This ride sucks. No wonder this is the only coaster International Coasters Inc. ever built. This ride is just flat out horrible. I don't understand ho...

This ride sucks. No wonder this is the only coaster International Coasters Inc. ever built. This ride is just flat out horrible. I don't understand how this gets ridership, probably only because Fury is next to it. It is forgettable since the layout has like no forces and it's really rough. I remember riding this in 2022 because I completely forgot what my ride in 2019 was like and I got off with a headache. This ride needs to be RMC'd. I don't understand why Carowinds hasn't done this.

This was my first ever looping coaster, and I've ridden this ride several times. It's intense but it is very rough. Like very very rough. The headbang...

This was my first ever looping coaster, and I've ridden this ride several times. It's intense but it is very rough. Like very very rough. The headbanging is awful.

The operations on this ride were ABYSMAL and you sometimes got 10-15 minutes between dispatches and lines over an hour long on non-busy days. This rid...

The operations on this ride were ABYSMAL and you sometimes got 10-15 minutes between dispatches and lines over an hour long on non-busy days. This ride also hurts. I don't think the layout was that bad but it hurt. I'm glad it got removed.

I didn't really get that much headbanging on this other than the corkscrew, but it didn't really do much for me honestly. The operations are very slow...

I didn't really get that much headbanging on this other than the corkscrew, but it didn't really do much for me honestly. The operations are very slow and the trains are very uncomfortable, and this ride is honestly just a waste of space.

I don't remember much about this ride, considering the one and only time I rode it was when I was 7, and it was only a couple days before it permanent...

I don't remember much about this ride, considering the one and only time I rode it was when I was 7, and it was only a couple days before it permanently closed.

This is just your standard wild mouse, only ride it for the credit. The airtime and laterals are pretty good though and there aren't many brakes slowi...

This is just your standard wild mouse, only ride it for the credit. The airtime and laterals are pretty good though and there aren't many brakes slowing you down in between the turns. It does hurt though.

This is the only Zamperla Volaris I've been on but I heard this model sucks so I expected the worst. It wasn't as bad as I was expecting. It isn't ver...

This is the only Zamperla Volaris I've been on but I heard this model sucks so I expected the worst. It wasn't as bad as I was expecting. It isn't very comfortable but it wasn't unbearable in my opinion.