Coaster reviews

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Airtimes Nice surprise! Layout

Surprisingly not painful for a standup coaster. Layout felt more unique than the others I’ve been on and had some airtime

Airtimes Fun Ejectors

Fantastic air time ranging from small pops to ejector to floater.

Duration

Got three laps wow

Intensity

Listen, it was glass smooth not sure why people think it isn’t. Maybe y’all need stronger necks

Airtimes First Drop Smoothness

Like many RMCs it took a while to warm up but I’ll never judge a coaster after one ride. It’s another banger from RMC but I have to admit it’s my lowest rating from the manufacturer (still great). It’s also literally the smoothest ride I’ve ever been on it’s almost unbelievable

Fun Layout Duration Harness

Yeah the restraints aren’t great but the layout is so unique and forces are so fun so stop being a baby and have fun

First Drop Intensity Ejectors

A masterpiece. RMC are geniuses. A violently ejector filled ride and crazy transitions

First Drop Masterpiece Intensity

Raise Hell and Praise Dale

Airtimes Launch Masterpiece Theming

Intamin blitz coasters are all so so good. Lateral airtimes, reverse ejector, hang time, great up front visuals. If they themed it better it would be the full package but that’s nit picking a top tier ride and the positives are so good I don’t even care about the loose theming

Nice surprise! Location

Yes the arrow transitions are janky as hell. Yes it’s old. But damn does it not feel fun. Love the triple helix

Fun

A great smaller scale GCI with wooden charm and good forces

First Drop

Dive coasters are great with these restraints and boring with the vest ones , therefore this one is great

Airtimes

A great start to a successful model. I felt more airtime than many give it credit for. Loved the pre drop and the low to ground turn around is different than other hypers I’ve been on.

First Drop Intensity Layout

As many inverts it rips through its layout but this one’s sense of height and speed are off the charts. Love it

Capacity Discomfort

Lol standing up lol

Bad boring

Inversions Intensity Capacity Discomfort

Up front the backwards part for the vertical loop was good. I’d could take or leave the rest. If you head bang too much, go to the gym and exercise ya neck while listening to WU-Tang

Capacity Layout

Surprisingly bad operations for a park that was otherwise amazing At ops. These arrow mine trains are pretty boring. This one wasn’t as bad as some others but it’s just ridden for the credit . At least when you’re sitting on final brake run for 34 minutes you can freshen ur breath with a used piece of gum, so you’ll die from a hornet attack with a minty mouth.

Nice surprise! Capacity

My biggest surprise of Carowinds. Went in with low expectations because of the ride model being one of my least favorite kinds. Was waaaay smoother than the similar rides I’ve been on and is super well maintained with a beautiful paint job and color scheme. The forces were strong and expected and it wasn’t bad at all, first drop on corkscrew at CP is better but CC is better for everything else.

Airtimes First Drop

Another solid B and M Hyper. Really enjoyed the freedom provided by the staggered seating. Visuals were awesome up front and the trims didn’t hit as hard as they did in the back. Still very good sustained floater airtime that I love. Praise Dale and raise hell.

Inversions Intensity Layout

Front row on this bad boy (which I prefer for inverts) is incredible. They nail the sense of high flying speed of a fighter jet. The first of the half bat wing is taken with such velocity that I thought we were gonna fly off the tracks. An amazing no nonsense coaster

Fun Ejectors Hangtime

I’m typically a back row guy for forces, but this one in the front was game changing, especially after warming up later in the day. Somehow has amazing positive forces that are good for juxtaposition for the intense ejector pops throughout the layout. Visually stunning ride :)

First Drop Masterpiece Duration

I wish I could select more than three “Pros” for this masterpiece. Solidly in my top 5 with a first drop that doesn’t ever get old. Long, fast, powerful, amazing forces. Ride Ops are top notch, by far my favorite giga thus far! Amazing color scheme

Theming Too short Disappointing!

The one redeeming part of even bad mine train style coasters is the ride time length. This doesn’t have that even. Gimmicky swinging thing was only cool during one turn. Theming of course is outstanding

Duration Layout

felt more like a simulator than a coaster but it definitely was a good use of VR. The graphics are good and the “story” is cute I can see why it appeals to younger kids. Definitely rode just for the credit and won’t do again unless line is 10 minutes

Fear is better but has some nice surprises

Nice surprise! Fun Layout Capacity

The better of the two sides. A wild mouse and spinning coaster hybrid with some cool tricks up it’s sleeves

Capacity Nice surprise! Fun Dead spots

The surprise coaster of the park. I typically hate mine train family coasters but this one was wild. The middle third is completely in the dark and it’s awesome. Back car/Row is best

Theming Lap Bar Capacity

well themed of course but a very basic layout. I’m used to boomerangs that loop but this is a family one. Not bad but nothing special