Reviews
  • Drive Safely 2 years ago

    Airtimes Intensity

    On paper, Abyssus looks like a great ride. It’s long, smooth, packed with airtime and positives, has good launches, and is comfortable. All that being...

  • Drive Safely 2 years ago

    First Drop Inversions Intensity Rattle Too short Disappointing!

    Swarm has all the makings of an elite wing: a hangtime-filled wingover drop, elements that give great positives and whip, and a fantastic theme. But i...

  • Drive Safely 2 years ago

    Launch Intensity

    What Stealth does, it does very well. The launch is unbelievable and the pull into the top hat is an incredibly underrated moment of positives that ha...

  • Drive Safely 2 years ago

    Airtimes Theming Intensity Rattle Discomfort

    With shocking amount of forces for a ride of its size, Saw packs in some extreme moments of airtime and positives, especially when the midcourse doesn...

  • Drive Safely 2 years ago

    Inversions Intensity

    A very solid invert.

  • Drive Safely 2 years ago

    Theming Pace Layout

    The best ride in the park. Wicker Man hauls from the first drop to the final brakes, delivering the rapid-fire elements that GCI is known for. The lay...

  • Drive Safely 2 years ago

    Theming Nice surprise! Dead spots

    Th13teen could have been so much better. If the outdoor section wasn’t trimmed and there was a bit after the backwards section (maybe a few turns afte...

  • Drive Safely 2 years ago

    Launch Intensity

    very overhated ride, better than Smiler

  • Drive Safely 2 years ago

    First Drop Too short

    While Oblivion’s inferior to other dives with its short layout and lack of elements despite the drop, it’s still a good ride and one I’d always like a...

  • Drive Safely 2 years ago

    Comfort Fun Smoothness

    Galactica’s a really fun ride that doesn’t do anything too special. You can definitely tell it’s the prototype of a specific model, but it’s still sol...

  • Drive Safely 2 years ago

    Masterpiece Layout Ejectors

    HOLY. SHIT. Ride to Happiness is the craziest, greatest, and most otherworldly thing I’ve ever experienced. There is nothing that I’ve been on tha...

  • Drive Safely 2 years ago

    Nice surprise! Fun Too short

    It’s a credit, and a pretty fun one at that.

  • Drive Safely 2 years ago

    Pace Fun Smoothness Capacity

    Heidi’s a very fun small-scale woodie that might not be the most extreme, but still packs in a great ride. It’s much smoother than its counterpart in ...

  • Drive Safely 2 years ago

    Launch Pace Intensity Rattle Harness Discomfort

    Anubis is a really good ride that’s now been completely overshadowed with RTH in the same park. Much like Lynet at Fårup Sommerland, Anubis starts out...

  • Drive Safely 2 years ago

    Theming Fun

    Vogel Rok’s a fun indoor ride that doesn’t do anything special, but still stands on its own as a solid attraction.

  • Drive Safely 2 years ago

    Intensity Smoothness

    Python’s a solid Vekoma looper that’s smooth and pulls good forces, all I need from that type of ride.

  • Drive Safely 2 years ago

    Nice surprise! Fun

    Definitely fun; the second lap pulls some decent force.

  • Drive Safely 2 years ago

    Pace Intensity Layout

    Joris was a tale of two very different rides for me. Vuur was disappointing (as noted in my review), but Water, which I rode in the front much later i...

  • Drive Safely 2 years ago

    First Drop Fun Disappointing! Dead spots

    Joris was a tale of two very different rides for me. On one hand, you had Vuur, which I rode in the morning towards the back, which I thought was poor...

  • Drive Safely 2 years ago

    First Drop Theming Inversions Too short

    Baron’s my favorite ride at Efteling and one of the best dive machines I’ve been on. The theming’s great, like everyone points out, but I think what t...

  • Drive Safely 3 years ago

    Nice surprise! Fun

    Tiki-Waka’s a really fun ride that provides some mild forces. It’s obviously nothing amazing, but does its job as a fun, enjoyable experience.

  • Drive Safely 3 years ago

    Airtimes Nice surprise! Intensity

    Pulsar is a surprisingly good ride. The launches are actually powerful, especially going backwards over the hill, and the spikes give great weightless...

  • Drive Safely 3 years ago

    Masterpiece Layout Ejectors

    Kondaa is new-generation Intamin at its finest. The layout is wonderful, delivering tons of strong ejector airtime and lots of surprising laterals as ...

  • Drive Safely 3 years ago

    Pace Intensity

    Troy is a ride that’s relentless from start to finish. It has fantastic pacing, flying through its elements with lots of airtime and laterals. It’s go...

  • Drive Safely 3 years ago

    Theming Inversions Intensity Too short

    Fenix is, simply put, great. It’s got some wonderful theming in the queue, surrounding area, and even some on-ride. Despite its short length, the layo...

  • Drive Safely 3 years ago

    Nice surprise! Intensity

    Dwervelwind is another attraction at Toverland that was really surprising. The layout is unexpectedly good with some moments of positives, and is over...

  • Drive Safely 3 years ago

    Nice surprise! Comfort Launch

    Booster Bike really surprised me. The seating position is really unique and you take some of the elements like you’re on a flyer. It’s got a good laun...

  • Drive Safely 3 years ago

    Theming Launch Rattle Pointless Dead spots

    Everything leading up to the layout is very good, from the theming in the queue to the launch. Unfortunately, the ride itself is very bland and, aside...

  • Drive Safely 3 years ago

    Theming Intensity Rattle Discomfort

    It’s an okay ride; I was pleasantly surprised due to the model’s reputation. The theming and onboard audio add a lot to the ride, but ultimately it’s ...

  • Drive Safely 3 years ago

    Rattle Discomfort Tear it down!

    Not as bad as Blue Tornado due to the vests, but still a piece of absolute garbage.