Reviews
  • Airtimes Layout Duration Rattle

    This long anticipated coaster finally opened today and oh my god it's everything I hoped it would be. First up it's incredibly long and the first h...

  • First Drop Headbanging Harness Discomfort

    Waste of steel

  • Rattle Headbanging Discomfort

    This just sucked in every way possible. Ouch. Definitely the worst coaster I've ever done. No wonder that even Zamperla isn't proud of this garbage. ...

  • Theming Fun Layout

    This ride has some typical wild Mouse turns with great laterals while also mixing in other elements that switch it up a bit. The ride has 2 big dro...

  • Harness Intensity Smoothness Too short

    THIS WAS MY 100TH COASTER and oh man was it worth it. The first drop is unexpectedly steep and features some decent floater airtime in the back car...

  • Theming Comfort Smoothness Disappointing! Dead spots Layout

    Look, I really tried to like this coaster, but this was the most underwhelming ride in the Park in my Opinion. Don’t get me wrong, it’s good but it ju...

  • Airtimes Location Duration Capacity

    Goliath is a very good Intamin Megacoaster that features a great setting on the big lawn and lake. It has some awesome Airtime Moments and some very f...

  • Airtimes Smoothness Layout Discomfort

    I was really critical about the RMC Hybrid hype and I was convinced it was blown way out of proportions, and well I was both right and wrong. I went t...

  • Theming Nice surprise! Launch Discomfort

    This coaster was one of the biggest surprises on my Walibi Holland visits, the ride has an insanely good theme that was executed in an awesome way wit...

  • Inversions Harness Ejectors Rattle

    I rode Ride to Happiness 25 times in 2 days, and while it was not running as fast as it would in the summer, it still delivered. I can confidentiality...

  • Smoothness

    Some pretty nice laterals all while being super smooth.

  • Fun Smoothness

    Good kiddie coaster, really smooth, nothing to complain

  • Theming Pace Capacity Discomfort

    This ride is okay but the track profiling can cause some painful lateral slams due to the seats that have absolutely no patting. It provides some good...

  • Fun Smoothness Discomfort Layout

    This ride is really smooth and pretty fun. The right side is perfectly fine for the entire ride except for one lateral slam. The Left side however has...

  • Airtimes Lap Bar Intensity

    Alpina Bahn is probably the least interesting big Schwarzkopf due to the lack of inversons, but that doesn't mean it's bad. In reality, this ride is r...

  • Nice surprise! Intensity Layout Headbanging Discomfort

    It has some jolts, but if you hold on, this coaster is actually awesome! I do understand where the hate comes from, but the hate is way over exaggerat...

  • Theming Capacity Duration Discomfort

    This is a great Minetrain coaster with a fun Layout, not quite as good as Colorado Adventure, but still really solid. Really nice long ride, although ...

  • Lap Bar Nice surprise! Fun Capacity

    I thought this was gonna be a terrible ride, but it actually wasn't horrible. It's one of the better wild mouse coasters that I have done. What a nice...

  • Fun Intensity Smoothness

    When you walk up to this coaster, it leaves a bold first impression because the connecting path spits you out directly beneath the massive cobra roll....

  • First Drop Theming Layout

    This ride honestly really surprised me in so many ways. The theming around this coaster is absolutely phenomenal, most of it acts as great near-miss e...

  • First Drop Inversions Fun Too short

    This ride is actually really good, especially in the back seat. It has 2 solid Airtime Moments and 2 fun inversions. Some great theming and a nice pre...

  • Inversions Pace Intensity Headbanging Harness

    This is a really solid ride with 2 good loops and awesome Corkscrews, to bad that the exit out of the 2nd Corkscrew tries to break your fucking neck. ...

  • Pace Fun Duration

    The worlds greatest Wacky Worm actually has a fun layout with some good laterals in the back row. I enjoyed that coaster much more than I should have.

  • Capacity Location Dead spots

    It's alright, it has a purpose at the park. But unless you need the credit, just skip it.

  • First Drop Theming Location Too short Capacity Pointless

    I don't even remember when I last rode it before my ride on July 23rd 2022, the only thing I rembered was: The drop is good! This ended up being tr...

  • First Drop Theming Pace Too short Harness

    Wodan during the day is decent, but it is on a whole other level during the night, my night rides is what I am going to base this review on. For star...

  • Fun Smoothness Layout

    Blue Fire is a really fun coaster that always gets hated on because it's not the most intense coaster. It doesn't need to be intense, it's super re-ri...

  • Duration Harness Discomfort Tear it down!

    Scratch my previous review, this ride sucks.

  • First Drop Nice surprise! Fun Too short Capacity

    Awesome ride, my favorite of the two sides. The Drop and following camelback are great, I love the Horseshoe turn and the "special surprises". I love ...

  • First Drop Intensity Hangtime Rattle Reliability

    This coaster is actually awesome. It has a great first drop after that really intimidating lifthill. The Airtime Hills provide some decent Airtime but...