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the weakest ground up floorless ive done but hey i really enjoy it. super solid zero g roll and easily no3 in the park
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the great goofini is my lifelong hero
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Fatcock Cunt Boaster jk this ride is actually pretty damn fun
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Apple Crapple last rode in 2022
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I last rode this in 2022 but i remember literally every trim hitting including the drop one lol i need a reride
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it dies at the very end but this is a very very fun ride.
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nowhere near as bad as anyone said, i honestly liked it more than nessie. the turns sucked but everything besides that was really solid, RIP
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i only rode this once in 2014 but i remember loving it rip goat still my fave bobsled
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Violated my skull in 2022, excited to ride again in may
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Perfectly serviceable kiddie coaster.
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this ride is so much fun and is absolutely my favorite B&M. so unique. cant wait for more of these
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Bonkers ride. never lets up the entire ride and is the absolute king of california wooden coasters.
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i absolutely love this ride. one of the best layouts ever.
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Simply put the greatest wooden roller coaster ever built. masterful ride.
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Absolute masterpiece. fucking madness.
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Airtimes First Drop Pace Capacity Harness
What a ride. A relentless experience from beginning to end, this ride is unreal. The airtime is violent, but I just wish it had more sustained ejector like come on rmc don’t tease me with it keep it going. The pacing is godlike and it doesn’t have a single dead spot. 2 cons are the ops, when I rode, they were averaging 115second dispatches which is not great, also the restraints suck. I despise. The rmc shin guards, they should be softer and better profiled to actual people’s shins. Also the phone pouches,,, ngl it’s kinda goated.
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Masterpiece
it aint my favorite coaster but wow, truly a masterpiece and absolutely blows iron gwazi to bits. bravo universal.
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Airtimes Fun Duration
UPDATED: what. The. FUCK. this ride is now a spectacle. The reprogramming work done is FANTASTIC. every hill delivers sustained floater at minimum and sustained flojector airtime on the return run. The airtime is so good it hurts when you slam back into your seat from being shot up. Amazing coaster now, go out and ride this. To whoever reprogrammed it, bravo. Amazing Job. (2023) It’s better up front as you get thrown over the hills and have a bit of extra kick up there, but this ride for all the shit this ride gets, it’s really good?? Like yall might just be insane but this is a top 20 coaster for me, it’s just hill after hill of floater airtime. Great ride.
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Inversions Fun Intensity Rattle
Hey textwall warning ok you’ve been warned but here’s my full iron menace thoughts. Pros: • theming is very well done and I like it. • trains are comfortable, and I like them. They don’t make a difference on the airtime to me. Still felt plenty of it. • crew was MOVING. They had that shit running like the army. • audio up the lift is a nice touch • great drop and placement seeing the entire park in front of you and it has nice air in the back. • while I didn’t lose any vision the Immelmann was INTENSE and I definitely felt it pressing down on me. • zero g roll has a nice twist to it. Really good floaty sensation to it • again while I didn’t lose any vision the inclined loop ROCKS. • the rattling while present does not impact nor detract from the ride from me and did not cause any pain. • the jolt was very overblown and while yes you notice it on ride it just jostles you from side to side. No pain. Just abrupt. • All around the ride has good forces. Nice air on the drop and really good positives. by far the biggest pro: this ride has excellent pacing. From drop to brakes it wastes no time on any filler elements and every element does something. This absolutely makes the ride better than the other dives I’ve done (Griffon and sheikra) because they come to near dead stops in the middle of the ride. Iron menace just hauls ass the entire time and that makes the ride have the extra edge over the other dives I’ve ridden to this point Cons: • no shade structures in the queue at all. Come on. Even something to protect from the weather (rain or shine, always nice to stay dry instead of getting wet under shitty tarps) would be appreciated but there’s nothing. • while the lift audio is a nice touch, you can BARELY hear it. • the circle thing at the base of the drop right now looks kinda goofy and I hope they add some synced lighting effects to it. • most valleys have a noticeable shimmy to them. Nothing that’ll cause pain but it’s noticeable. • more of a nitpick than a con and I knew this going in and while I LOVE the inclined loop on menace, green lanterns inclined loop absolutely fucking destroys menaces. • the jolt is noticeable and I still don’t know how Claremont fucked up fabrication of that track piece but I hope dorney gets it fixed. All and all, iron menace is a SLAM DUNK for dorney park and an overall great addition. I am very happy for them and I really enjoy the ride. Looking at a score of 7.5-7 range and I’ll try and place it in my rankings soon.
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Inversions Nice surprise! Intensity
Make sure to ride with the otsr pressing down on your shoulders. With that said, this is a top 20 coaster for me. It’s intense, it never lets up, and it’s amazing. Goddamn I love it. Edit: how the fuck is this smoother and better than JDC Now my no4 in the park while JDC has sunken back to 6th in the park
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Discomfort Tear it down!
Re rode this as of march 30th and GOD this fucking sucks. Deserves a 0 star rating if i could give it.
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Airtimes Layout Capacity
What a furious little ride. Wicked cyclone is absolutely insane. I prefer it up front as you charge over the hills with more power. Insane pacing, insane ride. The one hill before the 3rd roll is fucking crazy how intense that is. The Gen1 rmc trains are also much, much more comfortable than the gen 2. Better seat profiling and better lapbars, and most importantly, shin guards. I got 14 rides and holy hell this thing is world class. My only complaint is the airtime isn’t sustained nearly as much as I want it to, but that’s just the rmc style of quick pops. Amazing layout too.
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Location Intensity
First off, no. There is no rattle. The hill location is really nice, but asides from the jojo roll none of the inversions have forces. I do commend B&M for doing something new and different, which is awesome, and it’s funky but it just doesnt have forces. Sadly. Also uhhh this ride was pushing 8 min dispatches when i went?? Insanity.
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Pace Masterpiece Intensity
Let me just start with this. I prefer positive g force, pure speed, and pure sustained ejector or floater airtime over quick pops of airtime, pacing also plays a huge part in how I rank rides. I also have an extremely high g force tolerance and I have to be very very dehydrated to start greying out. That being said, Intimidator 305 is in my opinion, truly the greatest coaster ever made. It has insane speed, positive gs that cause most to grey or black out (even if I didn’t since I rode it right after having a meal and drinking a bunch of water) and insane sustained ejector airtime, insane airtime pops from the lateral snaps. This is truly THE greatest coaster ever in my opinion and I don’t believe anything can beat it. It’s absolutely perfect. The transitions were designed in a masterful way, so that while you’re viciously being tossed around by the ride you get ejected out of your seat on the snaps. There is no coaster that can ever beat this ride for me, it’s absolutely the perfect roller coaster. If you haven’t ridden it, ride it asap. I love this ride. One of the 2 coasters I consider to truly be a perfect coaster. Nothing will ever beat it. It’s unreal.
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Airtimes Comfort Fun
amazing layout and setting, awesome airtime, great helix. feels endless as you go out into the woods. best operations on any coaster ive ever seen
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Tear it down! Pointless
for my first boomerang i went in expecting very little but my good god this ride is horrendous. the vests absolutely SUCK and i say that as someone who likes the B&M vests. these vests are HORRID, the ride shakes, bumps and just sucks also btw that tunnel sucks the smell made me queasy, anyone else have that issue?
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Airtimes Inversions Intensity Capacity
Capacity is ass but really solid, really fun multi looper with some great airtime and some awesome inversions.
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its meh, fun scenic layout but not much going on here. fun tho