Coaster reviews

Inversions Nice surprise! Intensity

Make sure to ride with the otsr pressing down on your shoulders. With that said, this is a top 20 coaster for me. It’s intense, it never lets up, and it’s amazing. Goddamn I love it. Edit: how the fuck is this smoother and better than JDC Now my no4 in the park while JDC has sunken back to 6th in the park

Discomfort Tear it down!

Re rode this as of march 30th and GOD this fucking sucks. Deserves a 0 star rating if i could give it.

Airtimes Layout Capacity

What a furious little ride. Wicked cyclone is absolutely insane. I prefer it up front as you charge over the hills with more power. Insane pacing, insane ride. The one hill before the 3rd roll is fucking crazy how intense that is. The Gen1 rmc trains are also much, much more comfortable than the gen 2. Better seat profiling and better lapbars, and most importantly, shin guards. I got 14 rides and holy hell this thing is world class. My only complaint is the airtime isn’t sustained nearly as much as I want it to, but that’s just the rmc style of quick pops. Amazing layout too.

Location Intensity

First off, no. There is no rattle. The hill location is really nice, but asides from the jojo roll none of the inversions have forces. I do commend B&M for doing something new and different, which is awesome, and it’s funky but it just doesnt have forces. Sadly. Also uhhh this ride was pushing 8 min dispatches when i went?? Insanity.

Pace Masterpiece Intensity

Let me just start with this. I prefer positive g force, pure speed, and pure sustained ejector or floater airtime over quick pops of airtime, pacing also plays a huge part in how I rank rides. I also have an extremely high g force tolerance and I have to be very very dehydrated to start greying out. That being said, Intimidator 305 is in my opinion, truly the greatest coaster ever made. It has insane speed, positive gs that cause most to grey or black out (even if I didn’t since I rode it right after having a meal and drinking a bunch of water) and insane sustained ejector airtime, insane airtime pops from the lateral snaps. This is truly THE greatest coaster ever in my opinion and I don’t believe anything can beat it. It’s absolutely perfect. The transitions were designed in a masterful way, so that while you’re viciously being tossed around by the ride you get ejected out of your seat on the snaps. There is no coaster that can ever beat this ride for me, it’s absolutely the perfect roller coaster. If you haven’t ridden it, ride it asap. I love this ride. One of the 2 coasters I consider to truly be a perfect coaster. Nothing will ever beat it. It’s unreal.

Airtimes Fun Duration

It’s better up front as you get thrown over the hills and have a bit of extra kick up there, but this ride for all the shit this ride gets, it’s really good?? Like yall might just be insane but this is a top 20 coaster for me, it’s just hill after hill of floater airtime. Great ride.

Airtimes Comfort Fun

amazing layout and setting, awesome airtime, great helix. feels endless as you go out into the woods. best operations on any coaster ive ever seen

Tear it down! Pointless

for my first boomerang i went in expecting very little but my good god this ride is horrendous. the vests absolutely SUCK and i say that as someone who likes the B&M vests. these vests are HORRID, the ride shakes, bumps and just sucks also btw that tunnel sucks the smell made me queasy, anyone else have that issue?

Airtimes Inversions Intensity Capacity

Capacity is ass but really solid, really fun multi looper with some great airtime and some awesome inversions.

its meh, fun scenic layout but not much going on here. fun tho

same thing as my review for the thunder side :)

dont remember too much but i did ride it, and it existed. yeah.

Comfort Pace Fun

smooth, fun, nice pacing and dueling. good ride!

Inversions Fun Dead spots

wheeee fun!!!! my first inversion. really fun ride.

Launch Disappointing!

Out of the 5 elements this ride has (launch, tophat, cobra loop, snake dive, lateral snaps) only 3 of them do something for me. The launch is amazing and intense. No denying that. The tophat has alright air, the cobra loop is one of the worst inversions ever, it just has absolutely zero force to it. The snake dive is vicious and I love the whip it offers. And the lateral snaps are alright just not outstanding. Overrated as hell. Nowhere near as good as the other Intamin in the park.

Airtimes Lap Bar Fun Capacity

The operations are horrible, but the ride is a really solid hyper. Great airtime and fun! It’s pretty good.

Inversions Intensity Smoothness

Holy FUCK this ride is underrated. Super intense, amazing zero g roll. Absolutely the best invert in PA and my second favorite invert personally. A powerful ride that never lets up until the very end. Amazing invert.

Smoothness Capacity

Smooth and fun but doesn’t do all that much. Theming is meh, I hate the one screen thing that has “LOL!” On it it’s so inaccurate to old funhouses and just kinda bothers me. Capacity is garbage.

Pointless Airtimes Dead spots

Boring, zero airtime up front or in the back. Does nothing for me. One of my least favorite woodies. Anyone who says there is airtime on this ride is delusional.

Theming Duration Capacity

Boring as a coaster, however it’s really well themed! Shoutout to centrailia, that place is creepy as hell. Trains cramped as hell but still fun. Also the better dark ride out of the 2 in the park, Haunted mansion is overrated and also just sensory overload. I hate the constant noises of haunted mansion compared to this more relaxed dark ride. Haunted mansion while i commend knoebels for taking care of it, is just too much overload for me. I’ll take this over it

Meh. It exists. Credit moment.

Fun Smoothness Capacity

Not the best bobsled ive done, but the smoothest. Amazing how knoebels revived this ride type. Capacity nightmare tho!! Awesome ride.

Inversions Nice surprise! Fun Capacity

A really solid ride! Capacity is dog shit but it has a solid set of 4 inversions, great hangtime, and really fun! The helix is a bit shaky though, so be warned. Other than that it’s smooth. The lap bar does lower a bit during the ride but still really enjoyable!

Airtimes Layout

Awesome laterals, awesome airtime, great operations. Really solid and great wooden coaster!

Fun Capacity

Line moved at a snails pace but it was fine i guess. Nothing much to say here.

Location Rattle

The setting is really nice under the trees in a rather unshaded part of the park. It’s a credit and that’s the only reason i rode it. It’s jerky and shakes around a bit more than the other versions of this ride, but i found the setting to be what made this ride :)

Airtimes Nice surprise! Location

Y’all need to stop bitching. It is not rough even in the very back, but I wouldn’t advise riding there. It’s boring back here, but up front you get 3 of the funniest ejector pops out there. In no way is it my favorite woodie and it’s not even close, but up front it’s solid. The trims suck and yadda yadda yeah yeah but seriously underrated. Sit up front for the best experience.

Launch Rattle Headbanging Discomfort

How a ride without turns, manages to deliver headbanging is beyond me. It bounces, it shakes. And it hurts. If i was a local i would ride it once a visit just for the launch which is alright but god this ride is terrible.

Capacity Smoothness Inversions Disappointing! Pointless

This ride does absolutely nothing. My least favorite invert by a long shot. I am just baffled by how little this ride does. A meh drop, a meh loop, a horrible zero g roll that has neither float like newer B&M rolls or whip like the old B&M rolls, a meh Immelmann, and then a alright corkscrew. Just not my cup of tea. Great bear sweeps. One of the most underwhelming and disappointing coasters ive ever ridden.

Nice surprise! Location Fun

Y’all bitch about this ride way too much it’s really fun, has great interactions with other rides and actually does something. Solid little ride