Reviews
  • GLaDOS 3 months ago

    Inversions Intensity Layout Headbanging

    Update March 2025: I got to ride Goudurix three times with its new trains on pre-opening day. I think the comfort with the new seats is way better, and generally the ride is a bit smoother, but it out...

  • GLaDOS 3 months ago

    Theming Fun Layout

    Update December 2024: I have a better opinion of this ride now. It has some float and the drop off of the backwards launch is quite good. It didn't rattle as much as I remembered. Good family coaster....

  • GLaDOS 3 months ago

    Theming Intensity Smoothness

    Oziris is probably the best B&M invert ever made and it is the best coaster in its park and dare I say in France. It has some great hangtime packed zero-g rolls and good inversions at the beginning an...

  • GLaDOS 3 months ago

    Airtimes First Drop Intensity Rattle

    (I removed my oldest reviews because they are outdated and no longer reflect my opinion) Update October 2023: This thing redeemed itself big time. Especially on my second ride in row 9. I got room wi...

  • GLaDOS 3 months ago

    Airtimes Launch Hangtime

    May 2023: I rode this coaster for the first time yesterday and holy sh*t. This coaster is awesome. Everything from the launches to the hangtime on the inversions, the airtime, the backwards airtime an...

  • GLaDOS 6 months ago

    Airtimes Intensity Ejectors

    I might be overrating this coaster due to the fact that it's closing soon, but I absolutely loved it. It has the most insane airtime I've ever experienced mixed with laterals and positive G forces. It...

  • GLaDOS 6 months ago

    Airtimes First Drop Location Discomfort

    I had a blast when I rode this coaster for the first time but I still enjoy OzIris a bit more. It had (and still has) great airtime, an amazing first drop and great pacing aside from the slow and kind...

  • GLaDOS 6 months ago

    Theming Masterpiece Intensity

    This is a great ride with a layout that's both unique and intense. The launches aren't too powerful, but maybe that's for the best in this position. The first launch also gets faster near the end, whi...

  • GLaDOS 6 months ago

    Theming Inversions Intensity

    This is the best B&M invert that I've been on. Mind you, I've only ridden two but Black Mamba the better of the two. It has world class theming, especially its gorgeous station. It starts off strong, ...

  • GLaDOS 6 months ago

    Airtimes Theming Pace

    The best coaster at Phantasialand. It has incredible theming, music and I love the build up to the launch. It's also a capacity monster. Both launches are really punchy, the transitions offer some air...

  • GLaDOS 7 months ago

    Theming Launch Intensity

    Update Feb. 2023: So I rode Avengers Assemble: Flight Force again yesterday. I came in talking trash about this coaster expecting the worst as my last rides were pretty lackluster... and I actually en...

  • GLaDOS 8 months ago

    Nice surprise! Location Fun Capacity

    I was pleasantly surprised by this coaster. I was expecting a piece of crap like LikeMe Coaster but it was far more comfortable and smoother. Being a newer coaster, the transitions seem a bit better t...

  • GLaDOS 8 months ago

    First Drop Smoothness Layout

    This is a great GCI family thrill coaster. My first GCI as well, and the first thing I noticed is how smooth it was for a wooden coaster. The other ones I've been on are far from that. Tonnerre 2 Zeus...

  • GLaDOS 8 months ago

    Theming Comfort Fun

    This gets the edge over K3 for me, mainly because of its theming and more interesting layout. It's a fun little family ride with good theming. None of the elements stood out but it's a pretty good pac...

  • GLaDOS 8 months ago

    Comfort Fun Smoothness

    Fun ride. The cars are well themed and the layout pulls some sneaky forces going forwards. The return run is alright. I like the interaction with Hals-über-Kopf and how it goes through HüK's station. ...

  • GLaDOS 8 months ago

    First Drop Fun Duration Airtimes

    Mammut is a weird wooden coaster. It has pretty good theming, but nothing to do with mammouths. Maybe the ride is so imposing that it's like a mammoth? The theme is more of a western style with train ...

  • GLaDOS 8 months ago

    Theming Fun Layout

    Gerstlauer's first coaster was a pretty good start for the company. It combines a fun wild mouse section with a fun first drop and a pretty good ending. The turns after the wild mouse section do feel ...

  • GLaDOS 8 months ago

    Theming Fun Smoothness Capacity

    Really fun, well themed family coaster. The launches have a bit of kick to them it's glossy smooth and has comfortable trains. It doesn't have the best capacity in the world since it gives two laps bu...

  • GLaDOS 8 months ago

    Inversions Launch Intensity

    Karacho is a fun coaster. It has the good parts of Anubis The Ride and none of the discomfort. It has a surprise at the start that I will not spoil. The launch that comes after is punchy and the top h...

  • GLaDOS 8 months ago

    Airtimes Lap Bar Intensity

    Hals-über-Kopf is a great inverted coaster and just shows how far Vekoma has come since the SLC days. It has a comfortable lap bar, good seats and is really smooth. The first drop has floater airtime ...

  • GLaDOS 8 months ago

    Launch Intensity Hangtime Harness

    Updated Review September 2024: I got two rides, each one being smooth (except at the end of the launch track) and intense. The top hat has nice airtime, especially in the front row, the dive loop has ...

  • GLaDOS 9 months ago

    Inversions Masterpiece Ejectors Rattle

    This is an absolutely incredible ride. Not quite up there with Toutatis in my opinion, but it's still excellent. That heartline roll out of the station already shows that you're in for a good time. I ...

  • GLaDOS 9 months ago

    Location Discomfort Tear it down! Pointless

    Updated September 2024 review: Garbage. Awkward, janky, uncomfortable mess of a “kiddie coaster”. Honestly the turns are so abrupt and janky that you can barely call it a kid-friendly ride. K3 is a mu...

  • GLaDOS 9 months ago

    Nice surprise! Fun Smoothness

    Vogel Rok is an amazing indoor family coaster. I love the short layout that still packs a punch. I like the theming and soundtrack too. The onboard audio makes this ride.

  • GLaDOS 9 months ago

    Theming Nice surprise! Fun

    This is the best water coaster that I've ever ridden. It's not the tallest or most intense on our there, far from it, but it has the best theming of any water coaster I've seen. It combines a beautifu...

  • GLaDOS 9 months ago

    Theming Nice surprise! Fun

    The better one. It has a hill after the station that offers a pinch of weightlessness on the second lap. Other than that, it has some fun twists and turns, fun dueling and cute theming. I also like ho...

  • GLaDOS 10 months ago

    First Drop Theming Fun Too short Disappointing!

    Well, there you have it. My least favorite B&M coaster. Now, don't get me wrong, the theming is really good. The pre-shows are all well made and the story is told in a unique way. The seats and restra...

  • GLaDOS 10 months ago

    First Drop Intensity Smoothness

    Python is a fun old Vekoma looper. The new trains with vest restraints eliminate any headbanging and the retrack made it super smooth and made adjustments to the banking so that the transitions are sm...

  • GLaDOS 10 months ago

    Airtimes Pace Fun

    Honestly, both Vuur a d Water can be interchanged in terms of which you prefer. I found Vuur was a bit more punchy than Water but both layouts offer similar airtime and angles. Vuur also always won on...

  • GLaDOS 10 months ago

    Airtimes Pace Fun

    This is a really fun wooden coaster and it's also one of the smoothest wooden roller coasters out there. You get some nice pops of airtime throughout the layout and it gives an out of control feeling ...