Reviews
  • GLaDOS 1 year ago

    Airtimes First Drop Duration Rattle

    This is the best coaster at Europa Park. It's not as varied as Wodan or Blue Fire but it has great airtime. It's a behemoth and the first thing you se...

  • GLaDOS 1 year ago

    Inversions Launch Smoothness

    This is a great launch coaster. The weakest of the big three at Europa Park, sure, but it's still incredible. The dark ride section looks great and is...

  • GLaDOS 1 year ago

    Airtimes Pace Smoothness

    What a great wooden coaster. The second best coaster at Europa Park. It has some of the best theming I've ever seen. It's one of the best looking ride...

  • GLaDOS 1 year ago

    Airtimes Nice surprise! Smoothness Too short

    What a great family coaster. It's got some nice airtime for what it is, and is one of the most intense family coasters that I've ever been on. It's a ...

  • GLaDOS 1 year ago

    First Drop Theming Fun

    This is a great wild mouse. The train goes up not with a chain lift but with a wacky elevator lift. The first drop is good. It doesn't provide much ai...

  • GLaDOS 1 year ago

    Theming Fun Smoothness Disappointing!

    This is a fine junior/family coaster. It is a little disappointing, as the cave it used to go though is no more, removing a focal point of the origina...

  • GLaDOS 1 year ago

    Pace Intensity Smoothness Headbanging

    Honestly a pretty decent Vekoma Hurricane. My first ride was towards the front, and my second was towards the back. Both feel nearly identical. Comet ...

  • GLaDOS 1 year ago

    Pace Intensity Smoothness

    This is an incredibly intense coaster. I got three rides. The first on the right inside seat of row 1, and two others on the right outside seat of row...

  • GLaDOS 1 year ago

    Theming Fun Duration Discomfort

    The better water coaster at EP. It's a long, well themed and fun experience. It does feel like it's from the same era as Euro Mir, but not nearly as r...

  • GLaDOS 1 year ago

    Fun Smoothness Too short

    This is the weaker family coaster at the park. It's less wild. It's smooth and relatively comfortable. It's just a fun but rather forceless ride. At l...

  • GLaDOS 1 year ago

    Comfort Fun Smoothness

    A great small scale family coaster. It's smooth, has a bit of whip, and is comfortable. Zierer really have upped their game lately.

  • GLaDOS 1 year ago

    First Drop Ejectors Hangtime Dead spots

    This is a fun ride that has a few elements that look like Voltron's elements. It's has a few pops of ejector airtime and the inversions are floaty wit...

  • GLaDOS 1 year ago

    Theming Inversions Launch Dead spots

    This just felt wrong in every way. It's Avengers Assemble: Flight Force/Rock'n'roller Coaster put outdoors and 2-ish km/h slower. And slower is right....

  • GLaDOS 1 year ago

    Comfort Intensity Layout Rattle Headbanging Inversions

    This has to be one of the most if not the most abhorrent thrill coasters I've been on. It has a good, intense layout but that rattle and those transit...

  • GLaDOS 1 year ago

    Fun Smoothness

    The better of the two family coasters at Walibi Holland. It's actually does something and is a tab longer than Eat My Dust. It has some lateral Gs and...

  • GLaDOS 1 year ago

    First Drop Theming Fun Too short

    This water coaster is over before you know it. But it's fun while it lasts. It's gimmicky, sure, and while the backwards drop does next to nothing, it...

  • GLaDOS 1 year ago

    Comfort Fun Capacity

    This is a good kiddie coaster. It's glossy smooth, does three laps and is well presented. It's way better than most old wacky worms and medium Zierer ...

  • GLaDOS 1 year ago

    Theming Fun Duration Capacity

    This is a fun little ride but it has a queue that never ends... It's extremely well themed (even down to the smells) and is nice for everyone but it's...

  • GLaDOS 1 year ago

    Airtimes Theming Intensity Headbanging

    Update March 2024: Nothing much to add. GoPros are allowed if chest mounted. Update July 2023: My opinion on this ride hasn't changed much today. I g...

  • GLaDOS 1 year ago

    Theming Intensity Duration Reliability

    Original Review: Hyperspace mountain is, in my opinion, the better of the two Vekoma launch looping coasters at the Disneyland Paris resort. The launc...

  • GLaDOS 1 year ago

    Theming Fun Too short

    This is a slightly better Woody Woodpecker. Nothing more to say really.

  • GLaDOS 1 year ago

    Theming Fun Smoothness Too short Capacity

    It's a decentt family coaster with nice pacing. It's decently well themed smooth and not too forceful. Its capacity sucks though.

  • GLaDOS 1 year ago

    First Drop Theming Smoothness Capacity Discomfort Dead spots

    I remember the first drop on this was really good. So was the second one. The rest of the ride felt pretty dead though. Thetrains were also really cra...

  • GLaDOS 1 year ago

    Airtimes Fun Smoothness Too short Capacity

    This is a glorified pirate ship. It is smooth, has some pretty good trains, some good kicks on the launch and some weightlessness on the spikes. It ...

  • GLaDOS 1 year ago

    Theming Fun Discomfort

    Update January 2024: This is actually a pretty agressive coaster. It's not smooth, it's got a few transitions that are questionable, especially those ...

  • GLaDOS 1 year ago

    Location Fun Rattle

    I don't even know if this ride qualifies as a coaster or not but it was pretty okay. It's pretty unique as there is no lift hill, you need to push it ...

  • GLaDOS 1 year ago

    First Drop Theming Fun Capacity

    This is a great dark ride coaster. I think I might be overrating it a little bit but it's a fun experience. The theming is great but the amount of pre...

  • GLaDOS 1 year ago

    It's a wacky worm. And the worst looking one I've been on so technically the worst one I've been on.

  • GLaDOS 1 year ago

    Theming Fun Smoothness Too short Capacity

    This is a well-themed Vekoma junior coaster. It's quite smooth from what I remember and I like its setting. Wait times and capacity were awful though,...

  • GLaDOS 1 year ago

    Location Fun Too short Capacity Discomfort

    This ride was neither good or bad. The definition of average. It is fun for the whole family, had one decent drop and some aggressive brakes. Seriousl...