Reviews
  • Gabriel Thorn 7 months ago

    Fun Duration

    A decent and fun family coaster. Our only good memory from this atrociously operated Merlin disentertainment park. We visited during the pandemic so a...

  • Gabriel Thorn 1 year ago

    Launch Fun Too short

    Can't imagine how amazing it was with the old launch. Still one of the biggest fun I had on any attraction, going backwards is really disorienting in ...

  • Gabriel Thorn 1 year ago

    Rattle Discomfort Tear it down!

    Can't wait for the RMC treatment, if it ever comes. Disgusting piece of wooden pile, with insane laterals coming from how awful the track is. I litera...

  • Gabriel Thorn 1 year ago

    First Drop Intensity Harness

    I don't get the hate, Ride to Rattlyness had more rattle at Plopsaland. The restraints are awful though, you need to brace yourself to avoid headbangi...

  • Gabriel Thorn 1 year ago

    Theming Rattle Capacity Discomfort

    What can I say... It was my #1 bucketlist rollercoaster. I drove 12 hours from my hometown to ride it after years of dreaming. It is an other amazing ...

  • Gabriel Thorn 1 year ago

    Theming Lap Bar Launch Airtimes Dead spots

    After a very, very disappointing first ride on our first day in the early morning, we gave it an other chance on our second day in Phantasialand in th...

  • Gabriel Thorn 1 year ago

    Airtimes First Drop Fun Capacity

    Classic for a reason. It was quite a relaxing ride after spending the entire week riding rattlecoasters making my head hurt bad after each ride (talki...

  • Gabriel Thorn 1 year ago

    Comfort Smoothness Layout Launch

    A really fun, smooth and enjoyable coaster. I don't understand the hate it gets, it definitely lacks high intensity - although two girls in my group f...

  • Gabriel Thorn 1 year ago

    First Drop Theming Too short Dead spots

    Nice theming, but too short and lots of dead spots. Feels little sluggish.

  • Gabriel Thorn 1 year ago

    Layout Rattle Discomfort Dead spots

    Is it me or it's really rattly as hell? Was riding it the first time today all day but had to take 15 min long beaks between each ride as it was so ra...

  • Gabriel Thorn 1 year ago

    Airtimes Nice surprise! Fun Too short

    What a nice surprise. I was expecting a very uncomfortable ride but for me it was super comfortable, silky smooth, and I loved each element of it. The...

  • Gabriel Thorn 1 year ago

    Rattle Tear it down! Pointless

    Colossal rattlef*ck. Gerstrattler would be jealous. Backwards facing seats removed, so we did the last row facing forwards unfortunately. It was a big...

  • Gabriel Thorn 1 year ago

    Theming Intensity Layout

    Best family coaster I've ever ridden. It was so much fun.

  • Gabriel Thorn 1 year ago

    Theming Tear it down! Pointless Layout

    I was not far from throwing up after riding this thing, literally. The layout is super boring and the coaster is really slow but what you see on VR sc...

  • Gabriel Thorn 1 year ago

    Rattle Discomfort Tear it down!

    I just don't get it. It was awful as hell. Probably the 3+ hours queuing didn't help, as we couldn't buy fast passes after the lockdown (yeah, makes s...

  • Gabriel Thorn 1 year ago

    First Drop Masterpiece

    I don't care it's too short. I loved it.

  • Gabriel Thorn 1 year ago

    Theming Intensity Layout Rattle Headbanging Discomfort

    I used to love this ride, it was my favourite in the park. However, it just got worse and worse over the years and it became an unbearable, rattly, he...

  • Gabriel Thorn 1 year ago

    Launch Intensity Reliability

    Amazing launch, great fun. Very unreliable though, visited Thorpe Park many times, and it was rarely open.

  • Gabriel Thorn 1 year ago

    Pointless Layout

    Boring, pointless B&M invert.

  • Gabriel Thorn 1 year ago

    Headbanging Discomfort Tear it down!

    Rattly piece of headbanging crap. I hated every second of it. Gave it an other chance a few years later, just got even worse.

  • Gabriel Thorn 1 year ago

    First Drop Lap Bar Intensity Layout

    The lifthill brings you to the top very fast, and the first drop and the first half of the layout is simply amazing. The turnback is the best I ever e...

  • Gabriel Thorn 1 year ago

    First Drop Fun Masterpiece

    The structure looks absolutely gorgeous. The first drop is amazing with the headchopper. Had some night rides, some rides in heavy rain both at the fr...

  • Gabriel Thorn 3 years ago

    Theming Smoothness Duration

    We stayed at hotel Charles Lindbergh in the Rookburgh area, where this coaster is located. This entire section of the park feels like you are in a com...

  • Gabriel Thorn 3 years ago

    First Drop Intensity Smoothness Airtimes

    AMAZING, unbelievable, twisty, greyout inducing first drop. Super re-ridable. I was craving for some more airtime but the first drop and the fun facto...

  • Gabriel Thorn 3 years ago

    Theming Fun Smoothness Dead spots

    A beautifully themed, fun family coaster. It was pure fun, without any intense parts, but the coaster hauls through the layout really fast. Visited du...

  • Gabriel Thorn 3 years ago

    Inversions Intensity Pointless Dead spots Layout

    Lech coaster makes this family park worth visiting anyways, so I recommend riding this abomination despite the rating I gave it, because of this: the ...