Coaster reviews

Rattle Discomfort

I was really hyped for this coaster but it HURTS so much; to the point of it being unridable. The layout is good but not anything crazy. Not much airtime and fairly forceless. The only plus is that it goes really fast.

Airtimes Location Layout Rattle Disappointing! Discomfort

I had such high hopes for this legendary wooden coaster but after the section of titan track the ride got very rough. Obviously the layout is great and setting is gorgeous but one train ops and a rough ride really bring this coaster down a bit.

Inversions Nice surprise! Intensity Headbanging

What a classic! Kumba was way better than I expected. The inversions were all very snappy and forceful. I wish I could've ridden this in its prime.

It's a kiddy. A little better than average.

This is old and mid

Nice surprise! Dead spots Lap Bar

This was a surprisingly good coaster. Got two rides on it and on one of them the lap bar tightened a lot, to the point of being uncomfortable, throughout the layout. It was actually sorta forceful. So much better than a typical spinner.

Location Launch Fun Pointless

Its a fun ride that is really smooth and pretty but it is honestly not that much of anything.

First Drop Intensity Smoothness Too short

This ride is so much better than your standard slc. I got two rides on the first one with the new trains with vest restraints and the second one with the old over the shoulder. My first ride was butter smooth. No head banging. No discomfort. The second ride was definitely worse but not by a lot. Was this ride retracked at some point? Best SLC ever!

Inversions Launch Too short

I really like sky rockett II's they are a ton of fun and I want to see them everywhere. A lot of people talk about how the comfort collars on this ride are awful, but they really aren't that bad.

First Drop Pointless

This feels like it really sums up the whole experience of a dive coaster; an incredible first drop followed by a second half that meanders quite a bit. I just think of it as a drop tower that tilts you sideways and has a layout afterwards.

Inversions Intensity Smoothness

This was such a fun ride. Great in the front and back. B&M really outdid themselves on this one.

Airtimes First Drop Intensity

I got off this absolutely lost for words. The first drop is unreal and every single element hits so hard. It is fairly short but only because you are going at such a high speed.

Fun Layout Dead spots

This is probably my favorite spinner. Definitely better than the pandemonium clones. It could be a lot better without so many trims.

Nice surprise! Fun Ejectors Too short

This ride was a ton of fun! Very simple layout but the weightlessness on this coaster was really incredible.

Inversions Fun Hangtime Too short

Free spins are actually really fun. The hang time was wild.

First Drop Inversions Nice surprise! Discomfort

First vekoma boomerang was a lot more fun than i expected! First drop was fast and fun and the backwards vertical loop was very forceful. Definitely wasn’t smooth but it was a lot better than I expected. Watch out for the break in the station though.

First Drop Masterpiece Layout Discomfort Lap Bar

This ride changes so much for me depending on the day. Sometimes it’s the top in the park and sometimes I can barely walk after it because of those awful lap bars. Still so a great and revolutionary coaster.

Nice surprise! Fun Hangtime Too short

This is a great ride that should absolutely be the next big clone. The backwards section is wild and the hang time after the third launch is so good. Also the two drops are stellar.

Rattle Tear it down! Dead spots

This ride is so boring and also very painful. I’m okay with discomfort on rides where there is actually some thrill. Canyon blaster has none of that.

Inversions Rattle Headbanging Too short

This ride is pretty mid. The first drop is not much of anything. The vertical loop is pretty fun and relatively smooth but the corkscrews… they were so awful and uncomfortable. I might ride again though.

Airtimes Lap Bar Nice surprise! Discomfort

Such a great classic wooden coaster. The PTC lap bar gives so much room for air time. And wow this coaster gives you air. There’s one sharp moment of ejector but a load of floater. It did have some janky transitions.

Capacity Discomfort Tear it down!

Awful!!! The sharp wild mouse turns dig into your thighs. So much so, young me could barely walk after it. It’s also a capacity nightmare and is generally dirty and stinky.

Inversions Comfort Fun

Great coaster that grows on me every time I ride it. Its Nothing special though.

Airtimes Intensity

This is the coaster enthusiast’s dream kitty coaster. Great airtime and sharp turns… it’s still like 10 feet tall though.

Fun Dead spots

I’ll ride it if I have time but it’s never a priority.

First Drop Inversions Intensity Headbanging Discomfort

The new trains are very helpful and this is one of the better slcs but it still isn’t prefect.

Theming Comfort Capacity Intensity

It’s a wild mouse. A pretty good one, but still a wild mouse.

Intensity Harness Discomfort

More intense than your standard kitty coaster. The restraints are non existent (which would be great if there was airtime) but you sort of just uncomfortably slide around the seat.

Inversions Launch Harness

Great coaster with a powerful launch. This was my first launched coaster so maybe I’m a bit biased. Rode it twice the first time was fine but the second time I slammed my neck on the corkscrew. It hurt quite a bit to move it afterwards. So be prepared for that. Totally fine by the next day.