Coaster reviews

Theming Location Discomfort Airtimes Dead spots

Fun kiddie coaster with a great setting. The laterals are a bit jarring on the first drop and the airtime hill doesn't have any airtime but the theming is great! It is also in a very cute park.

Lap Bar Comfort Pointless Airtimes Dead spots

This roller coaster isn't as bad as people say it is. I see what they mean when they say its pointless. It is just a few drops and turns. However I'd still rather marathon this than its older brother demon next door. Wouldn't recommend waiting for this if the line is longer than 15 min's.

Layout Rattle

Good introduction to airtime for kids. It is a little rough in some spots but still a decent coaster for kids/families in the area.

Fun Rattle Dead spots

This ride is pretty stupid. It’s rough and has some really jarring transitions and doesn’t do a whole lot. That being said I did find kinda so bad that it’s good

Duration Rattle Headbanging Harness

Worst rollercoaster I ever rode. First drop and your head smashes into the harness. It was so ridicules that i couldn't help but laugh all the way through.

Headbanging Discomfort Tear it down!

If a torture method was a ride, this would be it.

Discomfort Pointless

I’m not a fan of wild mouse rides. Every turn is uncomfortable and they just aren’t that fun at all to me.

Intensity Rattle Headbanging

It’s a boomerang. No special theming on this one or even a re name. Always makes me feel disoriented after riding.

Rattle Discomfort

Definitely one of the more rough coasters I’ve been on. It was super loud and squeaky towards the end as well. I am glad I got to ride it once before it closes forever at the end of this month but there’s rumors it’s getting the RMC treatment.

Inversions Intensity Rattle Headbanging

This is one of a few mind erasers that exist in the world. Nothing too special but also not the worst ride I’ve been on. I only ever ride this once each time I go to Darien Lake.