Coaster reviews

Lap Bar Disappointing! Tear it down! Dead spots

Very disappointing this fills the hypercoaster box at the park. The first drop is alright, but it's mainly to get the ride up to speed; it doesn't do much otherwise. Most of the turns are pretty pointless and boring. The speed hill usually delivers for me and the downward helix is indeed good, but I always come off thinking I wasted my time. Definitely a subpar hyper. Magic Mountain should replace this with a better hyper or giga (but we know neither will happen).

First Drop Masterpiece Intensity

It's absolutely unreal this coaster even exists. 75% of my vision went to TV static on that famous first turn, and the laterals and sense of speed are unmatched. It's hard to marathon, as I came back at different times throughout the day, but man is every ride worth it.

Duration

Pretty standard kiddie coaster but good for the kids. Nice how it had 5 laps

Fun

Standard SBF Visa spinner. Pretty fun and spinny

Fun Disappointing! Airtimes

This is an alright ride. It’s better than your standard wild mouse but was disappointed that I didn’t get much airtime on this

Airtimes First Drop Ejectors Harness Discomfort

This ride is incredible. It provides some extremely strong ejector airtime and is just really fun. I did think it was a little bit painful on the groin cuz of the tightness of the restraints but I partly blame that on the fact that I rode the awful coaster Xolo Loco a couple hours before but I did have a slight issue there. Anyways this is an incredible ride

Harness Discomfort Dead spots

Wow this ride is awful. I seriously was not expecting this to be as bad as it is. First of all about half of this ride is just sitting on the track doing absolutely nothing but literally being still. Secondly, the parts where you are flipping are even worse. This ride has some really bad restraints. The over the shoulder portion is soft but still annoying because it’s so close to your head. You have no room to move your head. Plus this ride is rough and has a lot of headbanging. However that isn’t the worst part, the lap bar portion is. Whenever you flip, you get some solid hangtime, and that’s the issue. Whenever you’re hanging upside down, that lap bar digs heavily into your testicle sack and that is painful. The pain down there made me even feel a little bit sick. I didn’t ride this on the non hamster wheel seats but the hamster wheel, which is the star feature of this ride, is absolutely awful. Easily one of the worst coasters I’ve ridden

Discomfort Pointless Dead spots

This ride is downright stupid. It does absolutely nothing but have annoying rough break runs and unbanked turns which are boring and painful. Plus would it have hurt to at least put some paint on the walls of that warehouse?

Comfort Dead spots

This is an extremely lackluster kiddie coaster. Might be fun for the little ones but it’s agonizingly slow and had 5 extremely boring laps

Airtimes First Drop Inversions

Really good fit for casino pier. Short but sweet ride with a great first drop and some fun hangtime-filled inversions