Joe Aust - Reviews

Helix did not disappoint!! What a coaster, intense inversions (my favourite being the pretzel knot), it’s smooth as anything and it seems to just never end which I absolutely loved! Definitely a top 1...

Helix did not disappoint!! What a coaster, intense inversions (my favourite being the pretzel knot), it’s smooth as anything and it seems to just never end which I absolutely loved! Definitely a top 10 coaster for me.

Oziris is a masterpiece. From really good theming throughout the ride, to being one of the best inverts I have ever ridden. That first drop is so unique for an invert, never knew they could be that st...

Oziris is a masterpiece. From really good theming throughout the ride, to being one of the best inverts I have ever ridden. That first drop is so unique for an invert, never knew they could be that steep, the inversions made it for me instead of the usuals they opted for some immelmans which work SO well on this and being an invert (normally really intense) I didn’t find this one too intense it was really enjoyable and incredibly smooth!! Definitely a solid coaster and I cannot wait to ride this again!

Wow I thought Batman Gotham City was good but this blew my mind, overtaking Batman slightly, a little bit more going on. The end of the first half… WOW… those launches and then the rollback and doing ...

Wow I thought Batman Gotham City was good but this blew my mind, overtaking Batman slightly, a little bit more going on. The end of the first half… WOW… those launches and then the rollback and doing it all again but even faster is one of the best feelings I have ever experienced on any coaster, the airtime at the top of the spike is INSANE!! The trim at the top of the top hat ruins it for me due to how much it slows you down while freefalling so you don’t get much airtime from the drop. After that though the layout has so much life from the stall to airtime hills and an intense heartline roll at the end. A true masterpiece!!

This actually took me by surprise, was just expecting a standard shuttle and that was it. But no, really nice theming throughout giving a train station sort of vibe, a very powerful launch into an INT...

This actually took me by surprise, was just expecting a standard shuttle and that was it. But no, really nice theming throughout giving a train station sort of vibe, a very powerful launch into an INTENSE loop with some great positives while being one of the smoothest coasters I’ve ridden it yet!

This is such a fun coaster, like a mini hyperia. Not too intense more of a graceful experience. First drop took me by suprise, there is loads of great floater moments of airtime on this too. Only thin...

This is such a fun coaster, like a mini hyperia. Not too intense more of a graceful experience. First drop took me by suprise, there is loads of great floater moments of airtime on this too. Only thing lets this coaster down is lack of inversions, it would work really well with some!

A solid B&M invert with no cons at all. The theming is incredible throughout the queue line which gets even better once you reach the station! The ride itself is just your typical invert experience (s...

A solid B&M invert with no cons at all. The theming is incredible throughout the queue line which gets even better once you reach the station! The ride itself is just your typical invert experience (slightly better and more intense) but the location is really well thought out which makes it such an exciting ride experience, going through the trees and dipping and diving over and under bridges around this African themed part of the park!

This thing is insane! Enjoyed every second from start to finish there is so much happening from the punchy launches to the high overbanked turns, small pops of airtime and snappy left and right turns ...

This thing is insane! Enjoyed every second from start to finish there is so much happening from the punchy launches to the high overbanked turns, small pops of airtime and snappy left and right turns which give off some nice lateral forces. All the turns are sharp giving some intense positive gs. Glossy smooth throughout too with great pacing. Recommend riding this early in the day though due to queues getting quite long all day.

By far a FANTASTIC flying coaster and definitely deserves the 5 star rating. The layout is endless, the ride is smooth, the theming is phenomenal and the location is just out of this world. Unfortunat...

By far a FANTASTIC flying coaster and definitely deserves the 5 star rating. The layout is endless, the ride is smooth, the theming is phenomenal and the location is just out of this world. Unfortunately I didn’t find it much a comfortable experience due to my very slim build. Restraints dug into me a bit, my legs bashed against the leg supports causing some pain after and I made the mistake of keeping my neck up the whole time…

This is a really fun motorbike coaster with a very powerful launch and some great airtime moments, its fun for all the family! Shame it’s just very very short as this would be great fun if it was long...

This is a really fun motorbike coaster with a very powerful launch and some great airtime moments, its fun for all the family! Shame it’s just very very short as this would be great fun if it was longer!

Troy, what a coaster. I have a love-hate relationship with this. I absolutely love how intense and fast this thing is, you get ejected over every airtime hill and pulled into your seat through every c...

Troy, what a coaster. I have a love-hate relationship with this. I absolutely love how intense and fast this thing is, you get ejected over every airtime hill and pulled into your seat through every curve while keeping its pace. I just hate how rattly and uncomfortable this is at higher speed and when taking the corners. But this didn’t ruin the experience and is definitely one of the best wood coasters out there!!

Solid wing coaster this, definitely the best I have ridden yet. Theming is incredible from the queue line to the station then the short preshow before the lift hill, a lot has gone into this ride. The...

Solid wing coaster this, definitely the best I have ridden yet. Theming is incredible from the queue line to the station then the short preshow before the lift hill, a lot has gone into this ride. The dive loop is very tall which delivers great hangtime in the front and pulls you over at the back, the small bunny hop after gives some nice floater too. In my opinion I think the helix after the immelman is way too intense and will cause anyone to black out due to the speed it’s taken at and its sharp angle.

Quite a fun Gerstlauer LSM coaster. Stalling up the dive loop backwards after the second launch while sitting at the back gives some insane airtime and hangtime combined!! A unique experience!! The la...

Quite a fun Gerstlauer LSM coaster. Stalling up the dive loop backwards after the second launch while sitting at the back gives some insane airtime and hangtime combined!! A unique experience!! The launches aren’t too tense which makes this ride really family friendly. The lap bars are really comfortable too and are quite cushioning allowing a more graceful ride experience. Unfortunately this ride is very short and is over within seconds, and there is quite a rattle when sitting in the back row, unlike the front where it is glossy smooth!

I mean it’s not too bad I was expecting worse. The theming is actually really really good I wa snot expecting all the crazy horror train station theme effects throughout the queue line which was nice....

I mean it’s not too bad I was expecting worse. The theming is actually really really good I wa snot expecting all the crazy horror train station theme effects throughout the queue line which was nice. Some jump scares too!! The station has a really cool design too with train doors instead of just the standard air gates. The launch is actually really punchy and I wasn’t expecting that much power. After that the ride does meander a bit which is the only downside really. The inversions are actually quite intense and give some great positives due to how sharply they are taken. I wouldn’t say this ride is uncomfortable or rough but it definitely isn’t smooth. You won’t be shaken about like an SLC instead you’ll bob about a bit.

A fun and appealing looking coaster with some brilliant end of the world theming and colour scheme. The ride is glossy smooth with a powerful drop and some incredible ejector airtimes on the hills str...

A fun and appealing looking coaster with some brilliant end of the world theming and colour scheme. The ride is glossy smooth with a powerful drop and some incredible ejector airtimes on the hills straight after. The two inversions are taking relatively slow giving some decent hang time. Unfortunately the outer seats have quite a bad rattle so for more a comfortable experience stick to the inner. Overall a really fun ride!

Solid coaster this, incredibly fun with some graceful floater airtime moments, the helix’s are crazy intense pulling some serious positive g’s and the bunny hops at the end… wow they eject you from yo...

Solid coaster this, incredibly fun with some graceful floater airtime moments, the helix’s are crazy intense pulling some serious positive g’s and the bunny hops at the end… wow they eject you from your seat. Only downside is lap bar is quite uncomfortable over the airtime hills and there is a slightly rattle only noticeable at higher speeds.

WOW. This is my first RMC I have ever ridden and it lived up to expectations!! The layout is just full of ejectors which are so much fun and it keeps it pace throughout never a dull moment on this rid...

WOW. This is my first RMC I have ever ridden and it lived up to expectations!! The layout is just full of ejectors which are so much fun and it keeps it pace throughout never a dull moment on this ride. I cannot wait to experience bigger RMCs!!

This was such a nice start to my visit here. Really enjoyed this ride especially the suprises it had such as the backwards launch and spiraling past King Kong. Really is a great coaster with incredibl...

This was such a nice start to my visit here. Really enjoyed this ride especially the suprises it had such as the backwards launch and spiraling past King Kong. Really is a great coaster with incredible theming!

This chaotic ride took me off guard instantly from the incredible theming to the fast lift hill then this rather steep curved drop into some wild mouse style turns which are taken dangerously quick, s...

This chaotic ride took me off guard instantly from the incredible theming to the fast lift hill then this rather steep curved drop into some wild mouse style turns which are taken dangerously quick, some very intense laterals, into some really sharp turns delivering some great positive forces. Best part was the mist effect at the end!! Such a fun ride!

I quite enjoyed this. A lot more tame than I thought the launches aren’t too punchy and are quite relaxing, no matter where you sit you get some nice airtime on the spike, the rest of the layout lacks...

I quite enjoyed this. A lot more tame than I thought the launches aren’t too punchy and are quite relaxing, no matter where you sit you get some nice airtime on the spike, the rest of the layout lacks a bit of pace but all the inversions deliver some intense hang time and with the extremely comfortable Mack lap bars this made the experience even more enjoyable. Unfortunately this ride has gained a bit of a rattle, not enough to ruin the ride but certainly noticeable.

First things first this ride is INTENSE, the launches are quite tame and aren’t too punchy, the two half pipes deliver INSANE ejector airtimes the most powerful I’ve felt, the airtime hill after the t...

First things first this ride is INTENSE, the launches are quite tame and aren’t too punchy, the two half pipes deliver INSANE ejector airtimes the most powerful I’ve felt, the airtime hill after the third launch delivers a nice pop of ejector too! After that the ride keeps its speed and pace with some great inversions which are actually quite disorienting due to the speed and how close apart they are taken. My biggest downside as it’s a bit too short, it’s over in seconds, just as you’re starting to make the most of it.

At first I was expecting a typical dark ride but then all of a sudden this ride threw me completely off!! Firstly (spoiler alert) that massive spiral lift that goes around the room was just oddly brea...

At first I was expecting a typical dark ride but then all of a sudden this ride threw me completely off!! Firstly (spoiler alert) that massive spiral lift that goes around the room was just oddly breathtaking just seeing the pure length of the train as it spirals upwards with all sorts of music and lighting going on. Then we spiral back down again with all sorts of strobe lighting, getting faster and faster as we reach the bottom. This ride is really really enjoyable and such a great first coaster for some!

I have such a soft spot for the ride purely because of how much it took me for suprise. Firstly the launch is out of this world definitely the punchiest I’ve felt yet, you get some great airtime as yo...

I have such a soft spot for the ride purely because of how much it took me for suprise. Firstly the launch is out of this world definitely the punchiest I’ve felt yet, you get some great airtime as you fly over that top hat, then the rest of the layout is no means intense more just fun… and for a gerstlauer, this ride is really really smooth. Only let down is capacity, queues can be very very slow due to small cars and only two in operation.

What a masterpiece this is, such a unique ride experience that I’ve never experienced in my life. Every ride is different, with all sorts of different directions experienced throughout the ride giving...

What a masterpiece this is, such a unique ride experience that I’ve never experienced in my life. Every ride is different, with all sorts of different directions experienced throughout the ride giving an extremely disorienting experience half the time you don’t know where you are or when the next element is coming! Must say that drop after the launch is incredible, really threw me off.

A fun little Eurofighter which seems to fit well in this small seaside amusement park. The first drop is actually really fun delivering quite a decent amount of airtime. The inversions give nice hangt...

A fun little Eurofighter which seems to fit well in this small seaside amusement park. The first drop is actually really fun delivering quite a decent amount of airtime. The inversions give nice hangtime too especially the big slow loop after the drop. The ride is a bit too short but it does keep its pace going throughout and is quite intense due to its compact layout, unfortunately it has become quite rough over time and I did get off with a headache, not to say I didn’t enjoy it though!

WOW! What an absolute masterpiece that we are very lucky to have in the UK. Despite not much theming the entire area is full of life and is visually pretty to the eye. The drop is out of this world be...

WOW! What an absolute masterpiece that we are very lucky to have in the UK. Despite not much theming the entire area is full of life and is visually pretty to the eye. The drop is out of this world best I have experienced yet, you feel like you’re gonna get chucked right out your seat!! The beyond vertical twisted drop plays a part in this… the ride is short but it doesn’t feel like it due to so much happening at once, from airtime, to the outer banked turn which is an undescribable feeling which you can’t experience on any other ride… the stall is AMAZING offering great hang time and great views of the park and people waiting in the queue… upside down!! What an experience this ride is, Mack have outdone themselves here!!